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Swarthmore College will change October to "Bocktober" in the official college calendar in honor of dean of admissions and daddy Jim Bock, if their comment gets 1,864 likes - it"s at 1,700 now. We need your help: https://www.facebook.com/
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God, I hate all these stupid posters littering my campus. What gives this major activities boards the right to do this 😡😡
like we get it okay!! Megan Thee Stallion is coming to Mandel Hall November 16 and you can buy $10 tickets online nov 2nd-what else do you want from me?????!???
Grrrr 👿🔪⚰️ if any mabbers want to throw down meet me behind the reg tomorrow evening. no cap.
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PEER HEALTH EXCHANGE IS FREAKING BEST! We teach comprehensive sex ed, mental health, and substance use health to ninth graders across the south side. The link to apply is below.
peerhealthexchange.org/
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Yeah, I am going to take those problem sets and essays to the library
I am gonna work till I can’t no more
I am gonna take those problem sets and essays to the library
I am gonna work till I can’t no more
I have got my class notes in my bag
Essay prompts and problem sets attached
Got my black pen and black Expo marker
Gotta dry erase board eraser that is black to match
Workin on the essays and psets, ha
Whip out 3 expresso shots
I have been working in the library
Haven’t left it all day now
Can’t nobody stop me
You can’t stop me
Can’t nobody stop me
You can’t stop me
Writin up my 10 page essay
Got 24 hours left
Haven’t started writing it
Saving it for the last moment
My life is a roller coaster
Spending too much time on memes
Instead of working on my assignments
Stuck pulling an all-nighter now
Yeah, I am going to take those problem sets and essays to the library
I am gonna work till I can’t no more
I am gonna take those problem sets and essays to the library
I am gonna work till I can’t no more
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Finals week ended on Friday June 14th, which means that summer vacation officially began Saturday, June 15th. That leaves 16 days left of June and 31 days of both July and August. Assuming people fly in the Friday before move in day on Saturday, that leaves Friday occupied by travel, so for the average Uchicago student summer vacation ends on Thursday, September 26th. This year there are 104 days of summer vacation for Uchicago students. Guys, Phineas and Ferb predicted this, they are current Uchicago students
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EDIT: undergrads should sign this if they haven"t already bit.ly/ISupportGSU
unions are COOL. people who cross picket lines or snitch on their grad worker professors are UNCOOL.
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grad students: hey can i get my paycheck ON TIME and be recognized as actual worke--
admin: https://www.youtube.com/
grad students: ok wait bu--
diermeier:
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Uchicago hookup culture, vaccines-were-invented-in-
#firstmemebegentle
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pls buy summer breeze tickets lovelies
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(O)h no where (C)an i buy SB tickets? *welp* here"s a link:
http://bit.ly/2LoHDFU
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Sixth week got you down??? Got an enemy who frequents the A-Level? Venmo @balloonwmn $5 and we will sabotage them 
pc John Jayne
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when the icelandic eurovision entry perfectly captures those finals week feelings
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John"s got his priorities 👀
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When you find out that Harvard hasn"t actually been on the quarter system this whole time
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Shameless plug for my political meme survey— Pt 2 Facebook Apocalypse: http://
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Allen Sanderson is a SENIOR (Lecturer) in the Kenny Citadel G Department of Snakes at the University of Chicago. A graduate of THE Brigham Young University and THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, he served as Associate RA at the University of Chicago from 1984-91, and a SENIOR citizen Research Scientist at UCPU. He has taught at Princeton University where he took classes in the theology school and spent summers interning as a Junior Priest at the Sistine chapel. In the College he currently teaches a POPULAR two-quarter sequence in introductory economics (and YES he DOES have matching LICenCE PlatES for each course) He also serves as the faculty adviser for several student organizations on campus such as the Collective of Milton Hentai Enthusiasts and Rent Control Appreciation Club. He served as the Master of Money Church Hall (2000-2001). In 1842, Sanderson was a recipient of the No-Nobel prize for Excellence in erasing minimum wages. He has WON the Chicago Marathon 3!!!!! times.
Sanderson is an OFT-cited AUTHORITY on sports ticket bribes, a contributing pitcher for Cook County’s peewee league’s star team: the LIL SLUGGERSTM. In his free time he Mails the crossword he cut out from the Chicago Tribune filled in with economic bullshit to newspapers around the country, is a FREQUENT guest on National and (but mainly) Chicago-area television and radio programs, and a speaker at several local gatherings, including the Science Pub, DePangle University, and at the corner of 53rd and Ellis at 3am screaming to anyone who will listen. He writes a bi-weekly column “The Patriarchy: Perspectives from My Feminist Knitting Collective" for Chicago Life (but is too homophobic to call it bi- weekly and calls it semi monthly instead). His most recent professional journal articles were published in the Journal of Economic Literature, the Maroon, and in college before he lost his PhD and were on the political economy of Boston’s FAILLLLED RIGHT-after-I-sent-them-MY
Sanderson serves on the editorial board of the Deep Southern Economic Journal. For the last 30 years he has written book reviews that engaged with controversial interpretations of pieces such as “Green Eggs and Ham” and “Goodnight Moon.” Recent speaking engagements include lectures in Osaka, Japan; the Economic Club of Chicago; Parents’ weekend and really any place that offers an open bar and will pay for his flight (BUT NOT THE CAB RIDE TO THEIR AIRPORT BECAUSE THAT’S THE MOST DANGEROUS PART). His April 2014 Harper lecture at the New York City alumni club is entitled: “Why the Colonoscopy is LESS COVETED than the MAMMOGRAM (i liked the tube in my butt but I can’t admit that).” In February 2014 he served as the co-chair for a conference in Dubuque, Iowa: “Swahili Symposium on Political Economy in Egypt: A turtle-turtle paced transit system: why THEyre opportunity cost is so MUCH lower than MINE.” Other recent professional activities have included serving on an evaluation team for economics at the local community swimming pool and DECADE-long lectures for visiting delegations from China sponsored by the 21st Century Institute.
Sanderson is perhaps best known for his far-reaching Youtube channel: AlexanderSandersonDANCESTA
SANDERSON”S contributions at THE GODDAMN SISTINE CHAPEL include research on looking up, appreciating the paint, and affirmative action. He holds sneaker deals with the National Science Foundation, the State of Texas, Keeping UP with the Kardashians, and the Bureau of Labor Statistics.
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TLDR: let your memes stay memes and do not bring them into the classroom.
The other day in Diff Eq we were talking about the behavior that regions of a graph that would generally have. There would be vectors with exclusively vertical behavior, horizontal behavior, some mix between ⬇️⬅️, and when we got to ⬆️➡️ I made eye contact with Steven and dabbed adding pointer fingers to Be the vector.
Our professor proceeded to make eye contact with me, “yes that would be correct”, and we continued with our day.
(In other news my orgo TA told me he appreciated my answer on the last page of our midterm as he handed it back to me. I forgot how to write out the synthesis, and left on the page a simple “yeet”)
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If you"re not sure who you support for mayor, this infographic may be helpful.
Also go vote you degenerates. chicagoelections.com/en/
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Shilling for the Dealer has never been better.
Take this short quiz to get a match by Valentine"s Day and forget everything you thought you knew about uchicago hook-up culture:
https://datamatch.me/
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Hi everyone, you all may be completely jaded from these kinds of posts, but a coat that is very dear to me has been stolen during yesterday’s Bar Night. It is a disposable plastic rain poncho, 100% P.E. and one size fits all, given to me by my grandma for my birthday last year. There is an autograph from Recep Tayyip Erdogan on the back. Please just return it if you have it, I promise that I won’t seek any retribution for your perfidy.
2019-01-09 01:40:49
Found in the alumni and faculty authors section:
Not surprising, at all.
#winterquarter[insertbigwordsthatallmean
#lifeofthebrokenmind
#sorryforpicturesofmyfinge
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Science Olympiad needs people to help out at our invitational. It"s the first Saturday after break (January 12th), so most people won"t be too worried about the 200 pages of reading due on Monday. There are over 600 students coming, so we need helpers for all sorts of tasks. From grading tests to setting up the award ceremony, there"s a place for you! Also, there"s free food. People like free food.
https://docs.google.com/
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when you accidentally submit the extremely rough draft of your final paper and the professor sends you this absolute gem of an email
BEST POSSIBLE CASE UPDATE:
“I just read your paper. You are getting an A. You did a SUBSTANTIAL amount of work and it’s a very interesting topic. I think, if you want to do a bit more work on the topic, you might further refine your criticisms of EU countries. You cite three good examples, but the use of the term “atrocities” I found to be too strong. You just need to better support your claim of EU hypocrisy. But it’s a good paper and I’m glad this all worked out!”
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UChicago Class of 2023
gg no re
PC: New Urbanist Memes for Transit-Oriented Teens
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Always cite your sources georgetown memes for non-comforming jesuit teens.
UPDATE: sources have been cited, proof in the comments (3)
Bibliography:
1. "he"s not your man he"s uchicago secure". Digital image. Facebook, UChicago Memes for Theoretical Teens. Nov. 28, 2018. Accessed Nov. 29, 2018. https://www.facebook.com/
2. "he"s not your man he"s saxa-net". Digital image. Facebook, georgetown memes for non-conforming jesuit teens. Nov. 28, 2018. Accessed Nov. 29, https://www.facebook.com/
3. Cited "he"s not your man he"s saxa-net". Digital image. Facebook, georgetown memes for non-conforming jesuit teens. Nov. 29, 2018. Accessed Nov. 29, https://www.facebook.com/
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For the uninitiated: https://www.youtube.com/
EDIT: I got a mere 55 on my latest Bio midterm. Press F to pay respects
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are you a man or are you a mouse I don"t care register to vote at uchicago.turbovote.com
& go follow twitter (dot) com user v0teordie this is their #content
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Hey at least I’m self-aware
(register to vote ⬇️)
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angry = lol look at the plebs who rely on coffee for caffeine, caffeine pills are so much more efficient
(if you like buying memes as stickers, put yourself down for a pre-order -> https://goo.gl/forms/
(special thanks to Jay C. Gibbs)
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Tbh I"m about to order this because fuck it; they can"t find Bobo, I"ma immortalize and cop the bird myself. Plus this shit is p hot.
https://tinyurl.com/
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Lūgēte, Ō Venerēs Cupīdinesque,
et quantum est hominum venustiōrum:
Bobō mortuus est meae puellae,
Bobō, dēliciae meae puellae,
quem plūs illa oculīs suīs amābat.
nam mellītus erat suamque nōrat
ipsam tam bene quam puella mātrem,
nec sēsē ā gremiō illīus movēbat,
sed circumsiliēns modo hūc modo illūc
ad sōlam dominam ūsque pīpiābat.
qui nunc it per itera 52nd-57th tenebricōsa
illūc, unde negant redīre quemquam.
at vōbīs male sit, malae tenēbrae
Orcī, quae omnia bella dēvorātis:
tam bellum mihi Bobem abstulistis
ō factum male! ō miselle Bobō!
tua nunc operā meae puellae
flendō turgidulī rubent ocellī.
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Guess which Bulge Bracket he"s working for this summer?
shamelessly stolen from https://www.reddit.com/r/
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when you're visibly not straight and ur crossing the arch and the HRC clocks you and you've gotta listen to them talk about their organization for five out of five minutes despite the fact that you are a) late for class and b) have grown increasingly disillusioned with reformism because by god, have you ever been there before, and some part of you still clings on to some performance of solidarity, and then they hand you some thing to sign and you were too busy looking at the brick wall behind them and dont know what is going on at this point so you just kinda stand there like
2018-05-20 20:32:43
Inspired by Shannon Fiona Bull"s South meme, I thought I"d take a stab for BJ
(Also thanks Isabel and Jack I stole some of your suggestions. And Credit to Andy for the Cathey doors idea)
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"The end is near, and when I"m done, half of the dorms will still exist. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be...and I hope they remember you."
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You: I like minimum wage laws, rationally coherent political positions and South American democracies.
Me, an intellectual/#WokeBae/ #FiscallyConservativeSocia
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VIEWS FROM THE REG, an entire album of music about UChicago, is now live! You may have heard Fuck Harvard, now enjoy the entire collection, featuring songs like Sex in the Stacks, Hit the Streets with Dean Boyer, Math and Sosc, and more! You can listen to it on Soundcloud here: https://soundcloud.com/
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Views from the Reg, an entire album of music about UChicago, is coming out April 20th on Spotify, Bandcamp, and Soundcloud! You can check out one of the songs, Fuck Harvard, here: https://soundcloud.com/
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we"ll get to friday soon
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We work on the principle of rocket. Not that we aim for the stars, we just don"t work until our ass is on fire
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UChicago Dormitory Alignment Chart
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dead @ the combo of "confidence boost" & "intense studying"
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Updated at long last. What do YOU like most about Bar Night? Leave a comment below!
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Chi, Let’s be real for a quick minute
Shameless Self Promotion -> https://goo.gl/SW9wGg
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#TFW you"re dancing to your favorites on Spotify but secretly crying about your bank acct
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When all of the diligent Econ majors get simultaneously mindfucked by the same pset #happyfinalsseason
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Uh oh, looks like Tails is going through some rough times! Leave a comment if you"ve also experienced Imposter Syndrome at UChicago.
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Disband frats! Disband frats! Disband frats!
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when you publish racist trash but have to water it down so it doesn"t get "misinterpreted" as racist trash.
meme courtesy of the late great Adie Tuohey
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"So what"s the party scene like at UChic-"
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tag yourself, i"m "update that resume!"
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UChicago is going to UChicago but what should make you mad is that UChicago and MAC Properties have both independently & collectively used $25+ million in 53rd Street TIF district dollars to fund projects along 53rd that benefit them (ie Hyatt) and big businesses (ie Starbucks, Chipotle, etc), while pushing out small businesses by raising the rent. Learn more & sign on here: https://tinyurl.com/
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This UChicago Hookup Culture is fresh off the agar.
Also, There Are Too Many People To Tag
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when u tryna finish your finals but keep getting distracted by the Comey hearing
concept credz: Tristan Kitch
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Only real Breitbart fans would understand 😩💦💦
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Congratulations to the newest winners of the Quantrell Awards in Undergraduate Teaching!
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"Hayek observed that advertising was merely one example of a broader phenomenon: Many preferences are created by the social environment."
- N. Greg M.
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uchicago students: I"m depressed
student counseling services:
[Edit: please do not take this to mean you should not go to SCS if you are feeling depressed or struggling with anything else! There are absolutely dedicated professionals there, and while as an institution it could serve the student body better, it is still a valuable resource and at the least a good starting place for counseling or any other needs you may have.]
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"How much weirder-looking can campus buildings get" reacts only
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"for those of you who are curious about hookup culture at uchicago, this is, like, the most accurate picture it"s possible to draw"
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doing honest work in college: cite your sources and don"t plagiarize
uchicago admissions: CiTe YoUr SoUrCeS aNd DoN"t PlAgIaRiZe
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Out-of-Touch Administration reacts only
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tag an econ "friend"
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The meme team of UCMFTMT and I are very happy to announce the new moderators of the page! This applicant pool was particularly selective, and we were left with a particularly challenging task -- please trust me when I say that we had to turn away many qualified applicants whose memetic rigor and talent would have been greatly appreciated, had we had more open positions. All applications were read anonymously, and we are proud to announce a 4.3% acceptance rate with a whopping 100% yield. Please help me in welcoming our new moderators!
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Admins pitching this year"s graduation ceremony. Class of 2017 reacts only
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Pennathur, Anirudh. "UChicago Memes for Theoretical Midwest Teens." Facebook.com. https://www.facebook.com/
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