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2019-11-04 12:35:14

2019-10-31 11:05:49

Swarthmore College will change October to "Bocktober" in the official college calendar in honor of dean of admissions and daddy Jim Bock, if their comment gets 1,864 likes - it"s at 1,700 now. We need your help: https://www.facebook.com/
2019-10-28 19:33:53

God, I hate all these stupid posters littering my campus. What gives this major activities boards the right to do this 😡😡
like we get it okay!! Megan Thee Stallion is coming to Mandel Hall November 16 and you can buy $10 tickets online nov 2nd-what else do you want from me?????!???
Grrrr 👿🔪⚰️ if any mabbers want to throw down meet me behind the reg tomorrow evening. no cap.
2019-10-03 21:19:28

PEER HEALTH EXCHANGE IS FREAKING BEST! We teach comprehensive sex ed, mental health, and substance use health to ninth graders across the south side. The link to apply is below.
peerhealthexchange.org/
2019-08-30 16:00:05

2019-06-23 12:09:11

Finals week ended on Friday June 14th, which means that summer vacation officially began Saturday, June 15th. That leaves 16 days left of June and 31 days of both July and August. Assuming people fly in the Friday before move in day on Saturday, that leaves Friday occupied by travel, so for the average Uchicago student summer vacation ends on Thursday, September 26th. This year there are 104 days of summer vacation for Uchicago students. Guys, Phineas and Ferb predicted this, they are current Uchicago students
2019-05-30 21:15:15

EDIT: undergrads should sign this if they haven"t already bit.ly/ISupportGSU
unions are COOL. people who cross picket lines or snitch on their grad worker professors are UNCOOL.
2019-05-30 11:15:26

grad students: hey can i get my paycheck ON TIME and be recognized as actual worke--
admin: https://www.youtube.com/
grad students: ok wait bu--
diermeier:
2019-05-20 22:34:15

Uchicago hookup culture, vaccines-were-invented-in-
#firstmemebegentle
2019-05-14 14:33:35

pls buy summer breeze tickets lovelies
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2019-05-09 13:47:59

(O)h no where (C)an i buy SB tickets? *welp* here"s a link:
http://bit.ly/2LoHDFU
2019-05-07 20:39:32

Sixth week got you down??? Got an enemy who frequents the A-Level? Venmo @balloonwmn $5 and we will sabotage them ![]()
pc John Jayne
2019-03-19 11:45:51

when the icelandic eurovision entry perfectly captures those finals week feelings
https://www.youtube.com/
2019-03-18 23:31:42

John"s got his priorities 👀
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2019-03-18 18:25:00

When you find out that Harvard hasn"t actually been on the quarter system this whole time
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2019-03-13 21:04:02

Shameless plug for my political meme survey— Pt 2 Facebook Apocalypse: http://
2019-03-08 13:53:21

2019-03-07 18:34:04

TLDR: let your memes stay memes and do not bring them into the classroom.
The other day in Diff Eq we were talking about the behavior that regions of a graph that would generally have. There would be vectors with exclusively vertical behavior, horizontal behavior, some mix between ⬇️⬅️, and when we got to ⬆️➡️ I made eye contact with Steven and dabbed adding pointer fingers to Be the vector.
Our professor proceeded to make eye contact with me, “yes that would be correct”, and we continued with our day.
(In other news my orgo TA told me he appreciated my answer on the last page of our midterm as he handed it back to me. I forgot how to write out the synthesis, and left on the page a simple “yeet”)
2019-02-25 11:53:42

If you"re not sure who you support for mayor, this infographic may be helpful.
Also go vote you degenerates. chicagoelections.com/en/
2019-02-07 12:45:21

Shilling for the Dealer has never been better.
Take this short quiz to get a match by Valentine"s Day and forget everything you thought you knew about uchicago hook-up culture:
https://datamatch.me/
2019-01-10 12:54:35

Hi everyone, you all may be completely jaded from these kinds of posts, but a coat that is very dear to me has been stolen during yesterday’s Bar Night. It is a disposable plastic rain poncho, 100% P.E. and one size fits all, given to me by my grandma for my birthday last year. There is an autograph from Recep Tayyip Erdogan on the back. Please just return it if you have it, I promise that I won’t seek any retribution for your perfidy.
2019-01-09 01:40:49

Found in the alumni and faculty authors section:
Not surprising, at all.
#winterquarter[insertbigwordsthatallmean
#lifeofthebrokenmind
#sorryforpicturesofmyfinge
2019-01-02 13:45:04

Science Olympiad needs people to help out at our invitational. It"s the first Saturday after break (January 12th), so most people won"t be too worried about the 200 pages of reading due on Monday. There are over 600 students coming, so we need helpers for all sorts of tasks. From grading tests to setting up the award ceremony, there"s a place for you! Also, there"s free food. People like free food.
https://docs.google.com/
2018-12-17 15:35:38

when you accidentally submit the extremely rough draft of your final paper and the professor sends you this absolute gem of an email
BEST POSSIBLE CASE UPDATE:
“I just read your paper. You are getting an A. You did a SUBSTANTIAL amount of work and it’s a very interesting topic. I think, if you want to do a bit more work on the topic, you might further refine your criticisms of EU countries. You cite three good examples, but the use of the term “atrocities” I found to be too strong. You just need to better support your claim of EU hypocrisy. But it’s a good paper and I’m glad this all worked out!”
2018-12-15 01:35:26

UChicago Class of 2023
gg no re
PC: New Urbanist Memes for Transit-Oriented Teens
2018-11-29 01:07:21

2018-11-12 18:36:24

For the uninitiated: https://www.youtube.com/
EDIT: I got a mere 55 on my latest Bio midterm. Press F to pay respects
2018-10-08 16:22:29

are you a man or are you a mouse I don"t care register to vote at uchicago.turbovote.com
& go follow twitter (dot) com user v0teordie this is their #content
2018-10-06 11:45:32

Hey at least I’m self-aware
(register to vote ⬇️)
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2018-07-16 17:13:04

2018-06-13 12:52:02

Tbh I"m about to order this because fuck it; they can"t find Bobo, I"ma immortalize and cop the bird myself. Plus this shit is p hot.
https://tinyurl.com/
2018-06-06 00:16:09

2018-05-26 16:06:53

Guess which Bulge Bracket he"s working for this summer?
shamelessly stolen from https://www.reddit.com/r/
2018-05-21 15:48:03

when you're visibly not straight and ur crossing the arch and the HRC clocks you and you've gotta listen to them talk about their organization for five out of five minutes despite the fact that you are a) late for class and b) have grown increasingly disillusioned with reformism because by god, have you ever been there before, and some part of you still clings on to some performance of solidarity, and then they hand you some thing to sign and you were too busy looking at the brick wall behind them and dont know what is going on at this point so you just kinda stand there like
2018-05-20 20:32:43

Inspired by Shannon Fiona Bull"s South meme, I thought I"d take a stab for BJ
(Also thanks Isabel and Jack I stole some of your suggestions. And Credit to Andy for the Cathey doors idea)
2018-05-15 15:10:16

"The end is near, and when I"m done, half of the dorms will still exist. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be...and I hope they remember you."
(
Ansh Sehgal)
2018-05-13 17:26:32

You: I like minimum wage laws, rationally coherent political positions and South American democracies.
Me, an intellectual/#WokeBae/ #FiscallyConservativeSocia
2018-05-10 16:45:04

with weather this good someone probably moved our fair city of hicago to the coast
if you want to order this sticker for a waterbottle, laptop, or friend, fill out this google form: https://docs.google.com/
2018-04-20 16:20:01

VIEWS FROM THE REG, an entire album of music about UChicago, is now live! You may have heard Fuck Harvard, now enjoy the entire collection, featuring songs like Sex in the Stacks, Hit the Streets with Dean Boyer, Math and Sosc, and more! You can listen to it on Soundcloud here: https://soundcloud.com/
2018-04-16 12:55:39

Views from the Reg, an entire album of music about UChicago, is coming out April 20th on Spotify, Bandcamp, and Soundcloud! You can check out one of the songs, Fuck Harvard, here: https://soundcloud.com/
2018-03-13 11:06:00

remember personal hygiene in public spaces, especially during finals week, my dudes
we"ll get to friday soon
https://
2018-03-12 01:40:19

We work on the principle of rocket. Not that we aim for the stars, we just don"t work until our ass is on fire
#FirstLecture1DayBeforeExa
2018-02-27 15:49:09

UChicago Dormitory Alignment Chart
collaboration credit: John Scott Cynthia Aguilar
2018-01-24 19:26:20

dead @ the combo of "confidence boost" & "intense studying"
[from http://
2018-01-12 12:02:21

Updated at long last. What do YOU like most about Bar Night? Leave a comment below!
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2017-12-07 23:50:37

Chi, Let’s be real for a quick minute
Shameless Self Promotion -> https://goo.gl/SW9wGg
2017-12-06 17:34:54

#TFW you"re dancing to your favorites on Spotify but secretly crying about your bank acct
#sadreactsonly
2017-12-02 15:38:56

When all of the diligent Econ majors get simultaneously mindfucked by the same pset #happyfinalsseason
PC: Emily
2017-11-29 19:35:12

Uh oh, looks like Tails is going through some rough times! Leave a comment if you"ve also experienced Imposter Syndrome at UChicago.
NOTE: This is actually comic #9. The #6 at the top is a misprint.
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2017-11-18 16:12:51

Updated on Saturdays. (click to expand)
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2017-11-14 18:11:37

Updated... then. (click to expand)
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2017-11-08 12:27:40

Disband frats! Disband frats! Disband frats!
https://
2017-11-07 20:49:37

when you publish racist trash but have to water it down so it doesn"t get "misinterpreted" as racist trash.
meme courtesy of the late great Adie Tuohey
2017-11-06 11:25:37

Updated two seconds ago.
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2017-10-17 10:20:02

"So what"s the party scene like at UChic-"
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2017-09-23 12:00:26

Updated when you least expect it.
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2017-09-20 07:55:55

Updated whenever I feel like it.
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2017-08-08 20:25:01

tag yourself, i"m "update that resume!"
thnx to Kristin Binder for keeping this gem for 4 yrs
2017-07-31 18:48:38

UChicago is going to UChicago but what should make you mad is that UChicago and MAC Properties have both independently & collectively used $25+ million in 53rd Street TIF district dollars to fund projects along 53rd that benefit them (ie Hyatt) and big businesses (ie Starbucks, Chipotle, etc), while pushing out small businesses by raising the rent. Learn more & sign on here: https://tinyurl.com/
2017-07-14 23:11:14

This UChicago Hookup Culture is fresh off the agar.
Also, There Are Too Many People To Tag
2017-06-08 16:07:30

when u tryna finish your finals but keep getting distracted by the Comey hearing
concept credz: Tristan Kitch
2017-06-08 00:53:20

Only real Breitbart fans would understand 😩💦💦
Enjoy this wild ride: https://www.facebook.com/
2017-06-06 23:25:09

Congratulations to the newest winners of the Quantrell Awards in Undergraduate Teaching!
https://m.facebook.com/
2017-05-30 00:01:03

"Hayek observed that advertising was merely one example of a broader phenomenon: Many preferences are created by the social environment."
- N. Greg M.
http://go.joinhouse.party/
2017-05-29 19:36:11

uchicago students: I"m depressed
student counseling services:
[Edit: please do not take this to mean you should not go to SCS if you are feeling depressed or struggling with anything else! There are absolutely dedicated professionals there, and while as an institution it could serve the student body better, it is still a valuable resource and at the least a good starting place for counseling or any other needs you may have.]
2017-05-20 22:29:02

"How much weirder-looking can campus buildings get" reacts only
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2017-05-19 21:33:14

"for those of you who are curious about hookup culture at uchicago, this is, like, the most accurate picture it"s possible to draw"
Whitney Beamer Clarence Masato Nakano
2017-05-18 23:26:09

doing honest work in college: cite your sources and don"t plagiarize
uchicago admissions: CiTe YoUr SoUrCeS aNd DoN"t PlAgIaRiZe
receipts: http://
2017-05-17 12:07:51

Out-of-Touch Administration reacts only
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2017-05-11 17:26:20

tag an econ "friend"
hat-tip to the good sirs Max Freedman & Shafayet Patwari for catching my Latex typo
2017-05-09 18:39:36

The meme team of UCMFTMT and I are very happy to announce the new moderators of the page! This applicant pool was particularly selective, and we were left with a particularly challenging task -- please trust me when I say that we had to turn away many qualified applicants whose memetic rigor and talent would have been greatly appreciated, had we had more open positions. All applications were read anonymously, and we are proud to announce a 4.3% acceptance rate with a whopping 100% yield. Please help me in welcoming our new moderators!
2017-05-01 12:59:12

Admins pitching this year"s graduation ceremony. Class of 2017 reacts only
editing credit: Seph Mozes
2017-04-11 13:35:17

Pennathur, Anirudh. "UChicago Memes for Theoretical Midwest Teens." Facebook.com. https://www.facebook.com/