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2019-11-04 20:42:50

something something midterm season

2019-11-04 19:29:54

Is it summer yet

2019-11-04 17:35:31

2019-11-04 16:50:57

Time (O)ptimization Rea(c)cs Only

2019-11-04 14:20:29

2019-11-04 13:46:34

I guess not much has changed since 1952

2019-11-04 12:35:14

First-years! Tell us about orientation and get money and pizza! http://tinyurl.com/uchiorientation

(this meme was vetted by my grad school handler)

2019-11-04 03:12:00

2019-11-04 03:12:00

2019-11-04 03:12:00

2019-11-04 03:12:00

2019-11-03 17:39:55

🐸☕️

2019-11-03 08:32:28

These Chicago Studies posters really know their audience

2019-11-03 01:25:35

tragic but someone had to tell her

2019-11-02 13:43:09

I want you to know that I’m better than you because I’m hydrated

2019-11-01 21:35:02

presented without context

2019-11-01 20:38:32

"the best education money can buy"

2019-11-01 13:09:30

Help idk what week it is anymore

2019-10-31 18:45:52

x-post from every university meme page

2019-10-31 18:21:32

When you wanna wear something fly to bar night, but you remember Jesus is Kinghttps://shop.kanyewest.com/products/cpfm-for-jik-crewneck

2019-10-31 16:14:15

Is this UChicago dating culture?

2019-10-31 15:25:49

When the Pre-That Kids are scoping out Instagram now:

2019-10-31 11:05:49

Swarthmore College will change October to "Bocktober" in the official college calendar in honor of dean of admissions and daddy Jim Bock, if their comment gets 1,864 likes - it"s at 1,700 now. We need your help: https://www.facebook.com/SwarthmoreCollege/posts/10156241271567132

2019-10-31 10:06:38

sad

2019-10-30 23:51:32

When you hear the 11:30 and 11:45 PM Reg alarms but know you'll be there forever

2019-10-30 20:54:46

At least I can still get departmental honors, till they inevitably fuck that up too

2019-10-30 19:46:46

Smöl first year: what was your o-week like?

Me: you know really normal, probably the same as yours

Also me, a third year:

2019-10-30 16:30:42

when you only understand 1/2 the material but your friend also only understands 1/2 the material so together you understand the material

2019-10-30 00:07:03

Chicagoans 10:30-31 "Lo, and Christ spake unto the STEM majors: 'get rekt dumbasses'"

2019-10-29 23:48:05

2019-10-29 23:48:05

2019-10-29 22:42:00

Profs waiting three weeks to hand back the first graded assignments

2019-10-29 22:23:56

wow they made an emoji for midterms season?

2019-10-29 19:05:46

Spotted at Bartlett

2019-10-29 18:08:51

2019-10-29 18:08:51

2019-10-29 18:08:51

2019-10-29 12:20:58

when the prof asks for the textual evidence to back up your point in SOSC discussion, but you didn’t do the reading 😔

2019-10-28 21:22:48

i just want a gf... pls someone wife me up

UCHICAGO TINDER BINGO

2019-10-28 19:33:53

God, I hate all these stupid posters littering my campus. What gives this major activities boards the right to do this 😡😡

like we get it okay!! Megan Thee Stallion is coming to Mandel Hall November 16 and you can buy $10 tickets online nov 2nd-what else do you want from me?????!???

Grrrr 👿🔪⚰️ if any mabbers want to throw down meet me behind the reg tomorrow evening. no cap.

2019-10-28 19:30:15

walking into SCS like

2019-10-28 15:43:55

First order differentiation = 0

2019-10-28 12:30:29

i’m not afraid to burn bridges

2019-10-28 12:18:30

Midterm season

2019-10-28 12:07:00

2019-10-28 01:09:06

the laundry 8 bit display: APP
my phone: ↻

2019-10-27 13:12:04

Flexing at Ivies be like...

2019-10-26 22:33:32

hhhhhhhh

2019-10-26 19:27:19

I literally tip-toed from Max to the Reg and this is how I'm rewarded

2019-10-26 17:28:16

when a uchicago student sees a homeless person within flour point five blocks of the quad

2019-10-26 16:37:23

Taken from UMN who took it from UMich

2019-10-26 16:30:37

Welcome to the Trader Joe and Rika Mansueto Library

2019-10-26 11:42:48

2019-10-26 11:42:48

2019-10-26 10:36:06

tag a fourth year with no job pr(o)spe(c)ts

2019-10-25 22:39:12

Me trying to visit my old house but having to text everyone I’ve ever known to sign me in because housing takes forever to approve house associate cards

2019-10-25 19:36:53

First years will never know

2019-10-25 14:55:28

No idea why I made this meme after looking up "spanking" during my mandated reporter training..

2019-10-25 14:35:40

fight me

2019-10-24 18:44:49

2019-10-24 18:44:49

2019-10-24 15:06:18

There is another.

2019-10-24 14:33:31

not the cheat sheet the prof had in mind, but...

2019-10-24 13:24:44

It's not just confined to Botany

2019-10-24 13:01:06

Cover your mouth, like Dracula, into the shoulder, thank you.

2019-10-24 10:54:42

2019-10-24 10:06:17

2019-10-23 15:30:38

Happy Mole Day to this stud

2019-10-22 22:29:30

hookup culture etc

2019-10-22 22:17:49

i said what i said

2019-10-22 21:45:52

2019-10-22 17:39:56

First years will never know

2019-10-22 16:46:14

2019-10-22 15:15:27

Homemade meme format brought to you by no sleep

2019-10-22 15:09:38

@first years that swear this is how they'll get that A in Chem. Go to sleep.

2019-10-22 14:26:04

And people still wonder why there isn’t hook up culture here...

2019-10-22 12:10:25

2019-10-21 22:15:49

Charlie Chaplin and the floorwalker when they run into each other (where are my History of Int Cinema 1 bros at?)

2019-10-21 22:00:41

low qual but it's midterm szn

2019-10-21 17:41:00

mmm they're still warm

2019-10-19 23:06:58

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2019-10-19 17:07:43

u hear a knock👊🏽 on the door🚪and it’s the student government executive board with 300 FREE👀 tickets to Rocky Horror and a popular Haunted House😱 for Halloweekend🎃, WYD?

2019-10-18 20:02:55

In honour of midterms szn starting up: When your attendance scores start getting put in

2019-10-18 18:15:15

Yoooo I’m about to make people upset

2019-10-18 14:07:08

Not gonna get those whole paychecks no more...

2019-10-17 14:34:02

When even the on-campus restaurants can’t get it right

2019-10-17 12:40:35

The cornerstone of the College’s "transformative" curriculum

2019-10-17 12:10:26

something something something uchicago something something something hookup something something something culture

2019-10-17 00:02:51

looking at you, 3rd floor of the reg

2019-10-16 15:59:45

Mood

2019-10-16 12:45:13

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ sometimes things that seem complicated have simple solutions...............

2019-10-16 12:23:36

Tag a friend who is way too excited about Trader Joe’s opening

2019-10-16 10:59:12

"Yes, I have several!"
"Oh wait, they"re continuing on anyway"

2019-10-15 15:58:38

that kid szn

2019-10-14 21:34:06

2019-10-14 16:39:30

Commented under a pro-Brexit meme

2019-10-14 09:31:59

Bon appétit!Enjoy your meal!

2019-10-13 22:45:52

all complaints regarding this meme should be addressed to Alex LaBossiere-Barrera

2019-10-13 21:55:12

Y’all already know what kind of culture this is

2019-10-12 19:07:16

When the power goes out for 1,646 people in Hyde Park

2019-10-12 18:05:57

Something Something Uchicago dating culture

2019-10-12 16:44:09

Featherless bipeds who?

2019-10-12 14:06:32

Tag your favorite cocky first-year

2019-10-12 11:58:16

2019-10-11 19:46:18

UChicago once winter starts

2019-10-11 17:28:36

Something something uship

2019-10-10 19:39:58

~ revenue diversification ~ when exorbitant school fees still don't cover that bright red bottom line??

2019-10-10 14:44:20

2019-10-10 10:38:52

That kids be like: “we live in a society”

2019-10-10 10:31:27

I hate this place

2019-10-09 10:08:58

uchicagoose

2019-10-08 20:56:16

HvZ Registration lasts until 11 p.m. tonight in Hutch!

2019-10-08 17:57:34

Forgot to preface them all with “so sorta” or “kinda.”

2019-10-08 13:20:55

HONK to say hello to your new mascot

2019-10-07 22:21:23

Been sitting on this (ha!) since O-Week.

2019-10-07 18:40:10

Why is the iop making events for hypotheticals with one word answers?

2019-10-07 14:49:56

2019-10-07 14:29:46

glad we can sleep easy now that the squeaky wheel at uchicago has been fixed

2019-10-06 20:46:25

but is there a “girls who can’t code” club?

2019-10-06 20:06:46

When they ruin the one good library on this campus by putting fucking mummies on the ceiling

2019-10-05 19:20:15

2019-10-05 12:34:03

UChicago commissioning Max P like:

2019-10-05 00:34:47

2019-10-05 00:34:47

2019-10-04 18:06:24

happy first week, please note that effective this quarter the University shield has been modified to further align with University brand guidelines

2019-10-04 16:21:22

my therapist: the student health services mental health balloon man isn"t real, it can"t hurt you
the student health services mental health balloon man:

2019-10-04 11:59:45

yeah, it’s shocking that the msi is being renamed, but let’s not forget that the griffin transformation begun before we even realized it... in the econ department 😮

2019-10-04 11:58:14

UChicago Humans vs. Zombies begins Tuesday, Oct. 8th! Get more information and pre-register at uchicagohvz.org or at our table at the RSO fair today

2019-10-03 21:19:28

PEER HEALTH EXCHANGE IS FREAKING BEST! We teach comprehensive sex ed, mental health, and substance use health to ninth graders across the south side. The link to apply is below.

peerhealthexchange.org/apply

2019-10-03 14:24:58

2019-10-03 13:36:19

Which one of you did this?

2019-10-03 12:22:59

"The value, or worth of a meme, is as of all other things, its Price; that is to say, so much as would be given or the use of its Power"

2019-10-02 21:02:21

Found in some airport

2019-10-02 15:08:38

When you realize the Reg *doubled* how many long workspace tables it has on the first floor

2019-10-01 18:28:14

accurate depiction of mac apt tenants

2019-10-01 09:08:30

thus begins the great battle of our time

2019-09-30 18:19:27

👀

2019-09-30 18:17:32

happy autumn quarter, let's figure out the worst person to attend this institution

2019-09-30 18:11:22

Waking up tomorrow be like...

2019-09-28 17:32:06

In light of the recent drop in rankings, UChicago rolls out a new policy to boost graduation rates:

2019-09-28 15:43:51

Kenneth C Griffin reacts only

2019-09-28 13:28:03

when it hits exactly 10:30pm on a wednesday and you've been being unproductive in the reg for 3 hours

2019-09-28 02:34:55

first years after O-week is over and the real FUN begins

2019-09-27 19:08:25

2019-09-27 12:42:57

❤️

2019-09-27 11:32:21

2019-09-27 00:10:14

California students during finals week

2019-09-26 11:20:00

when you get back to campus and try not to think about classes starting soon

2019-09-25 20:18:25

DON’t🚫🤚🏽ask me to dance🤢🙅🏽‍♀️, ASK💬 me to show u my😳 UCID💯#happybarnight #dontbanmealphadelt

2019-09-25 13:44:36

Rush REG

2019-09-25 07:59:33

Bonus points to the ones trying to act black for the picture

2019-09-24 10:31:14

When ur Home Friend asks what time ur classes end in the morning bc he’s in Chicago - sad reaccs for starting 6 weeks later than the rest of the universe

2019-09-23 18:42:57

2019-09-23 18:42:57

2019-09-23 18:18:01

Just gonna leave this here

2019-09-23 13:20:01

🧐

2019-09-23 12:45:38

is this uchicago hookup culture

2019-09-22 23:03:54

2019-09-22 23:03:54

2019-09-22 23:03:54

2019-09-22 02:10:51

ig this is OWeek as a fourth year 😰

2019-09-20 18:22:44

I’m disappointed in each and every one of you that didn’t show up to the invasion - here’s an alien representing UChicago

2019-09-19 22:23:19

How UC lures us in for move-in weekend.

2019-09-19 11:55:02

“The University makes substantial efforts to prevent and address allegations of sexual misconduct.”

2019-09-19 10:55:05

flint house = best house (bobo reacts only)

2019-09-18 23:19:55

thank you to the anonymous referee for reviewing this propaganda piece

2019-09-18 21:24:37

Who knew Lake Michigan was such a good source of communism

2019-09-18 10:19:23

New year new me

2019-09-17 22:51:19

Something something UChicago hookup culture

2019-09-16 12:56:08

And the countdown to term begins

2019-09-15 17:57:44

@reg stans, explain

2019-09-14 20:00:23

When you didn't do the reading but you need those discussion points.

2019-09-14 12:38:56

WTF

2019-09-13 22:11:18

I'll take one life of mind for 2$ please

2019-09-12 17:52:52

Just waiting for orientation at this point

2019-09-12 14:39:08

2019-09-12 13:56:14

You know, it’s been really hard with the WSJ and US news ranking us so low, but this list of Top Global Universities makes me feel better.

2019-09-12 12:28:11

Your next line is "Would you care to give back to your school through a FINANCIAL DONATION?"

2019-09-12 11:47:13

The University of Chicago: A Hissssstory

2019-09-12 00:59:17

comparable: the tale of sisyphus; sisyphus, played by boyer and boulder, played by us news & global reports university rank

2019-09-11 18:55:25

I think he forget that UChicago is great because it's not Harvard

2019-09-11 12:46:08

I hear top 5 schools can afford new meme templates

2019-09-11 11:57:51

I miss my Fire Nation. Things to do before I see u again 🔥

2019-09-10 19:14:19

The LSAT is clearly taking some notes from UChicago

2019-09-09 22:18:58

MY FRIEND AT COLUMBIA: hey, u know uchicago dropped to no6 in usnews?

ME: i only read wsj

2019-09-09 16:50:42

When you match with someone and their location is "Evanston, IL"

2019-09-09 16:11:16

2019-09-09 15:09:31

Maroon O-Issue 2019

2019-09-09 14:06:56

Dean Boyer after raising tuition, lowering acceptance, and still having the ranking drop

2019-09-09 13:17:14

Squirrels on the quad with twice their body weight in acorns:

2019-09-09 10:23:10

That feel when you're playing a nostalgic kids video game but you're also a UChicago student and recognize it's underlying socioeconomic structure and it pisses you off lmaooooo

2019-09-09 08:47:57

university ranking reaction

2019-09-09 03:22:33

"Forget about Sweetgreen - let's replace Cobb Cafe with Le Pain Quotidien."

2019-09-09 02:45:08

UChicago winter reaxx only

2019-09-08 20:57:58

This one goes out to all the people in Harper who take photos right next to the “no photos” sign

2019-09-08 20:48:43

Learned some excel skills this summer at internship. https://www.usnews.com/best-colleges/rankings/national-universities

2019-09-08 07:22:17

wowee WSJ can y(O)u (C)hill out please?

2019-09-06 13:31:41

2019-09-06 09:16:17

The end of the summer just hits different when you’re on the quarter system

2019-09-05 19:42:55

2019-09-05 18:32:55

One like is one hot chip

2019-09-05 14:24:34

Life of the mind...

2019-09-04 10:31:22

emotional; reacts; only;

2019-09-01 16:14:39

Love it when my BA Colloquium being two quarters makes it look like a failed a class

2019-09-01 15:16:50

lowers property values but increases tuition

2019-09-01 10:39:05

2019-08-31 21:04:35

If by "soon" we mean "an entire month" then sure, this is UChicago

2019-08-31 18:59:15

2019-08-30 16:00:05

Old Town Library (Old Town Road parody) by Benjamin Levine

Yeah, I am going to take those problem sets and essays to the library
I am gonna work till I can’t no more
I am gonna take those problem sets and essays to the library
I am gonna work till I can’t no more

I have got my class notes in my bag
Essay prompts and problem sets attached
Got my black pen and black Expo marker
Gotta dry erase board eraser that is black to match
Workin on the essays and psets, ha
Whip out 3 expresso shots
I have been working in the library
Haven’t left it all day now

Can’t nobody stop me
You can’t stop me
Can’t nobody stop me
You can’t stop me

Writin up my 10 page essay
Got 24 hours left
Haven’t started writing it
Saving it for the last moment
My life is a roller coaster
Spending too much time on memes
Instead of working on my assignments
Stuck pulling an all-nighter now

Yeah, I am going to take those problem sets and essays to the library
I am gonna work till I can’t no more
I am gonna take those problem sets and essays to the library
I am gonna work till I can’t no more

2019-08-30 10:46:02

is this uchicago hook up culture?

2019-08-29 21:19:13

Adding to the confusion between our two schools’ identities, this UIC dorm is literally North.

2019-08-29 09:25:33

lazy meme

2019-08-29 09:07:51

something something UChicago meme culture

2019-08-28 16:26:41

When being mistaken for UIC gets you the job connections

2019-08-28 16:00:29

Except half dome is full dome, and full dome is frying you alive.

Edit: It has come to my attention that Half Dome is not a known landmark to non-Californians. If that is you, please ignore the caption (but also go to Yosemite at your earliest convenience)

2019-08-27 19:46:25

2019-08-27 13:13:55

thanks for the heads up uchicago!

2019-08-27 10:54:16

Watching that first bit of sun hit Mans-bae-to in the morning

2019-08-26 01:24:52

Eric M's private snap is kinda weird

2019-08-25 11:55:19

Back to school already?

2019-08-24 21:53:54

2019-08-24 12:45:22

Leaked title of the next unreleased Spider-Man movie

2019-08-22 11:14:33

I know y’all are out here feelin’ the Bern, but we all know who the REAL UChicago candidate is 😤🙅🏽‍♂️🧢 #JoeWalsh2020

2019-08-21 13:51:37

2019-08-21 13:51:37

2019-08-20 18:18:40

HELLO I AM VERY DISPLEASED WITH THE HOUSING RESULTS I LISTED NORTH THREE TIMES IN A ROW AND DID NOT RECEIVE IT PLS PM

2019-08-20 12:57:10

2019-08-19 20:24:07

peak memediocrity

2019-08-19 20:15:29

Zimmer when grad students / alums get married in Rockefeller

2019-08-19 18:53:51

Interestingly enough, "freezing my ass off with 20,000 drunks" is an excellent way to describe student life at the University of Chicago.

2019-08-19 16:36:38

Can math majors confirm?

2019-08-19 16:21:03

Harry Potter and Electricity and Magnetism.

2019-08-19 13:30:55

When you see an under 70 temperature day coming up and it's not even fall yet

2019-08-18 17:28:07

2019-08-18 13:48:37

Yo girl's just tryna get home after getting wrecked by this 10-week internship ya hear?? 😥

2019-08-18 11:23:05

Tag a "prodigy"

2019-08-17 12:36:01

People that bought mind after numerous spots just got added

2019-08-17 07:29:34

When she asks to see your yugioh collection at bnight

2019-08-16 14:15:52

F

stolen from a shorey house friend

I-House Scav 2019: r/uchicago...

2019-08-16 11:08:57

"Hey how was your summer" reaccs

2019-08-16 10:14:34

2019-08-15 22:12:45

Tag a sexy student journalist 😘

2019-08-15 18:25:13

me dramatically flinging open my closet to reveal all the free t-shirts I got during o-week (creds 2 my luv Miles xx)

2019-08-15 14:56:46

All philosophy grad students AND fundamentals majors are automatically eligible !!!!

2019-08-14 16:24:01

UChicago Stockholm syndrome reacts only

2019-08-14 12:56:50

administration justifying the business major

2019-08-13 22:53:08

2019-08-13 18:12:11

support 👏🏾 STEM 👏🏾 kids

2019-08-13 11:30:25

Something something when sosc hits Du Bois and de Beauvoir

2019-08-13 02:10:01

$1 milkshake reaccs only

2019-08-12 19:41:15

happy summer from iowa - thanks Miranda for this fancy pigeon

2019-08-12 17:41:41

2019-08-12 14:05:12

When the 172, 171, or campus shuttle finally arrive

2019-08-12 07:53:33

2019-08-12 07:53:33

2019-08-12 11:51:12

when someone doesn't recycle their plastic coffee cup

2019-08-11 19:12:53

Prepping for all the dumb shit I'm about to say on day one of classes

2019-08-10 19:11:23

Summertime in Hyde park is so boring, even the firetrucks have nothing better to do other than idly stroll on the quad!

2019-08-10 03:08:23

first year during O-week: i"m gonna have a healthy work-life balance...and avoid the Reg at all costs!

first year during midterms suspended in reg first floor limbo at 3:30 a.m. highly caffeinated and barely finished with their introduction for some HUM paper:

2019-08-09 16:03:51

When the "woke" white boy in your SOSC class tries to make the case for equality

2019-08-08 21:51:19

When it’s summer break and you don’t know how to rest

2019-08-08 18:57:33

When the first years stroll up and a fresh wave of "is going south of the Reg safe?" hits campus

2019-08-08 12:05:27

Wow, the clouds by Saieh can be so scenic sometimes 😍🤑

2019-08-07 08:21:38

The saga continues....

2019-08-05 11:43:16

The College Financial Aid office when I explain to them that I don't have 3000 dollars from my summer job since I had to pay for food and rent:

2019-08-04 10:30:11

So, how about that 80k a year?

2019-08-03 21:56:55

Adderall? No thanks. This is all I need.

2019-08-03 19:19:41

imagine paying for a sponsored ad only to misjudge your consumer base this severely

2019-08-03 12:18:42

This is how Eric M. Heath envisions students before each security alert

2019-08-02 21:00:03

It just took me 4 hours to get through Manhattan. For this appreciation post to Chicago thanks for being 30 minutes away ❤️. Heart reacts for Chicago and sad reacts for my plight are appreciated

2019-08-02 18:56:16

Nice try, Housing

2019-08-02 15:49:41

2019-08-02 15:49:41

2019-08-02 13:03:41

stolen from tumblr; presented w/o comment

2019-07-31 19:20:38

Oh no

2019-07-31 16:31:02

Oh My God

2019-07-31 15:55:11

Two months away but already gearing up for the new year reax:

2019-07-30 20:59:02

2019-07-30 14:45:42

2019-07-30 14:45:42

2019-07-30 14:45:42

2019-07-30 14:45:42

2019-07-28 15:53:20

Activist: show me what democracy looks like!
Uchicago That Kid: this is what democracy looks like...

2019-07-27 13:50:02

Watch out everyone, the campus art installation people are fucking done being subtle

2019-07-26 23:00:22

Anyone else remember the time they emailed their first HUM paper to their professor?

2019-07-26 09:42:55

Spotted in "We live in a society". UChicago dating life reaccs only.

2019-07-25 12:05:47

2019-07-25 10:44:14

*insert appreciation for academic institution by wearing ceremonial color scheme*

2019-07-25 08:23:41

Goldman Sachs: *exists*

Econ majors:

2019-07-24 23:45:15

I don’t think I’ve seen anything that describes UChicago better than this shirt

2019-07-24 23:38:09

UChicago Student: says something that would definitely warrant a therapy session if it were literally any other institution

Other headass UChicago students:

2019-07-24 21:04:49

😭

2019-07-24 19:16:58

Friend from high school working on campus this summer is so innocent 😢

2019-07-24 11:41:29

2019-07-24 07:29:11

Stolen from One Sentence Startup Pitches

2019-07-24 01:58:53

Reg reacts only

2019-07-23 20:41:57

Damn UChicago culture, you looking dummy thicc

2019-07-22 15:43:23

Econ majors during recruitment season be like

2019-07-22 14:01:59

When UChicago students want to eat Italian food....

2019-07-20 15:40:47

2019-07-20 15:40:47

2019-07-20 14:13:54

UChicago trying to make money off Chance the Snapper

2019-07-19 21:19:30

Something something uchicago hookup culture....

2019-07-19 21:09:20

"my favorite philosopher is John Locke" reacts only

2019-07-19 17:58:05

bar night be like

2019-07-19 11:34:15

When you want to be UC Hicago, but ONLY for the winter weather

2019-07-19 11:10:47

UIC: "Hey, can I copy your homework?"

UChicago: "Sure, just make it look different so it doesn"t look like you just copied it."

UIC: "Sure thing."

2019-07-18 14:13:03

The University of Chicago is committed to promoting the mental health and well-being of UChicago undergraduate and graduate students by providing accessible, high-quality, culturally sensitive mental health services.

2019-07-16 11:26:01

UChicago hookup culture following the new tuition hike

2019-07-15 23:33:15

Professors updating grades mid-July

2019-07-15 19:59:00

Emailing your professor when you know you bombed the final.

2019-07-15 15:07:34

Is this UChicago dating culture?

2019-07-14 22:40:08

Summer UChicago hookup culture reacts only

2019-07-14 07:38:01

Physics reacts only

2019-07-13 21:51:15

2019-07-13 20:10:05

yea

2019-07-12 22:34:53

When physics majors want to chill with some music.....

2019-07-12 13:17:47

When your shitty professor writes his own evals

2019-07-11 17:44:14

boyer @ gsu

2019-07-11 16:29:40

Prosper visit vs first year winter quarter

2019-07-10 15:19:58

Jagoda whilin

2019-07-10 13:34:01

2019-07-09 20:29:50

$100 says it was adderall #thedayfundied

2019-07-09 15:23:31

Friend: What is the meaning of life?

Premed:

2019-07-09 13:52:15

2019-07-08 23:10:03

Idk where their Canada Geese are though

2019-07-08 20:19:27

iykyk rip 2016

2019-07-08 11:50:37

Visiting campus as a graduate

2019-07-05 19:33:48

New core class

2019-07-05 11:09:11

2019-07-04 16:19:10

2019-07-03 22:11:49

when That Kid wants to use a whiteboard in the A level

2019-06-30 11:44:08

2019-06-30 11:37:28

2019-06-28 19:30:57

Sometimes you see something that reminds you of UChicago during the summer, and that is not a good feeling

2019-06-27 15:46:11

when Meredith comes back from study abroad in Granada and/or Barcelona and she feels like <>

2019-06-27 10:48:02

2019-06-26 22:19:28

This is an apt summary of my UChicago experience.

2019-06-26 12:27:29

tag a friend

2019-06-25 14:53:41

Finally checked my grades! I earned a 4.0 :) So proud of all the progress I made this quarter 😊

2019-06-25 13:56:31

2019-06-24 15:10:22

did you earn your participation points this quarter?

who would you give a gold star and blue ribbon?

2019-06-24 02:13:22

Presented without comment

2019-06-23 18:39:56

2019-06-23 17:42:24

Back again like it never left

2019-06-23 12:09:11

Finals week ended on Friday June 14th, which means that summer vacation officially began Saturday, June 15th. That leaves 16 days left of June and 31 days of both July and August. Assuming people fly in the Friday before move in day on Saturday, that leaves Friday occupied by travel, so for the average Uchicago student summer vacation ends on Thursday, September 26th. This year there are 104 days of summer vacation for Uchicago students. Guys, Phineas and Ferb predicted this, they are current Uchicago students

2019-06-23 11:56:17

2019-06-23 07:16:22

Why have some of my classes still not posted grades

2019-06-23 01:00:49

the crown jewel of the UC system

2019-06-22 04:57:52

*takes hbc (o)n(c)e*

2019-06-21 19:15:22

have a nice summer fellow gamers

2019-06-20 09:10:41

Is this SOSC 12600 Self, Culture, and Society?

2019-06-19 20:49:51

Sad boi reacts only

2019-06-18 07:35:30

🎶Hello Darkness, my old friend🎶
... Also known as trying to talk to a UChicago student during breaks

2019-06-17 16:54:56

hope dies last

2019-06-16 16:47:36

Jared, 19: never learned addition, but can recite all of the Genealogy of Morals on command

2019-06-15 22:02:06

My Therapist: Vue 53 isn"t a real house, it can"t hurt you

Vue 53 House:

2019-06-15 19:50:54

finally got my schedule for next year sorted :--) so excited to start business econ at UChicago!!

2019-06-15 16:20:08

I-House convocation reacts only

2019-06-15 15:16:49

yo which grads still need a job

Post spotted at 3:17pm, 6/15/19, ie the job was posted at ~3:09pm.

2019-06-15 11:19:23

Presented without comment.

2019-06-15 09:31:36

Congratulations to the Class of 2019 😊

2019-06-15 08:51:26

tfw still traumatized from finals and moving

2019-06-14 23:30:50

When you get the diploma tomorrow (pls excuse my poor meme-making skills)

2019-06-14 15:25:48

2019-06-14 15:25:48

2019-06-14 15:25:48

2019-06-14 09:02:50

End of the year reaccs only

2019-06-13 21:31:58

UChicago faculty embracing business economics

2019-06-13 21:02:47

First Meme

2019-06-13 16:02:46

tag ur favorite poli sci major

2019-06-13 15:00:38

Brad Sugarman Fixed your meme

2019-06-13 14:17:08

When don’t have what you need as you face two STEM finals exams back to back

2019-06-13 14:02:48

2019-06-13 07:35:00

That Thursday finals feeling...

2019-06-12 21:24:46

i did not want to bring back the building memes. but it happened.

2019-06-12 19:06:43

Graduating 4th year reacts

2019-06-12 11:14:32

It's true. It's all true. #HaroldsImperiled

2019-06-11 23:29:57

A three-act tragedy

2019-06-11 23:06:28

When your grades are tanking and finals aren’t over but your last brain cell just imploded

2019-06-11 22:18:26

i have such a crush on this professor does anyone know who he is??? 😍😍😍

2019-06-11 21:42:03

Some people say I post too many memes

I say my professor is mean to me and I’m just trying to get a good education please help I’ve already told my mom and she won’t do anything about it

2019-06-11 20:47:55

I don't know who needs to see this but this is how finals are going

2019-06-11 20:27:54

oh god say it ain't so 😢

2019-06-11 18:58:33

Download now on iTunes, stitcher, or wherever you get your podcasts.

2019-06-11 16:52:41

2019-06-11 15:51:29

under 21 hours until it's all over

2019-06-10 20:23:53

Gen Chem III Final bois, what's good?

2019-06-10 10:02:07

2019-06-10 10:01:43

2019-06-10 01:48:20

the reg, right now

2019-06-10 01:46:02

When the power in the reg goes out and it's struggling just as much as you are

2019-06-10 01:35:00

Business Econ hook up culture

2019-06-09 22:47:40

2019-06-09 22:47:40

2019-06-09 22:47:40

2019-06-09 22:33:14

reading my math textbook for the first time this quarter was NOT a total waste of time after all

2019-06-09 17:51:07

That finals week feelin :)

2019-06-09 14:21:02

Are there any free spots in CS 121???

2019-06-09 13:08:36

When it's 11:48, you don't have any citations yet, and the paper is due at midnight.

2019-06-09 10:28:07

alumni having full volume conversations in mansueto all of saturday afternoon:

2019-06-09 09:09:26

everyone wants to
see original content
but i stole this meme

- rupi kaur

2019-06-08 23:52:50

to the alum who left a used cigar on the quad- glad u dont go here anymore mate

2019-06-08 17:56:42

When finals have you crying in the reg and someone shushes you:

2019-06-08 16:27:54

[redacted] when they find out how twitter works

2019-06-08 15:38:50

who the fuck is scraeming “LOG OFF” at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never log off

2019-06-08 10:27:55

My GPA is at a 3.6. Not great, not terrible. I"m told it"s the equivalent of a chest x-ray.
EDIT: My GPA is no where near that high, stop taking me seriously. It"s a reference to the Chernobyl TV show.

2019-06-07 22:27:12

Uchicago admin: “UChicago is obligated to its students. As such we are dedicated to committing the necessary resources for their happiness.”

Uchicago student: “I’m depressed! I can’t study for finals! Help me!!!”

Uchicago admin response:

2019-06-07 21:35:33

2019-06-07 16:07:29

Hi there young people! Do you know Alumni that are frustrated with the University's behavior towards GSU? If so, please direct them here! https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/alumni-in-support-of-graduate-students-united

2019-06-07 12:08:41

“Why do you keep making memes instead of cramming for finals?”

2019-06-07 10:55:32

Me: Can you curve my grade?
Professor: \textit{f}

2019-06-07 10:38:12

Old Crerar

2019-06-06 21:27:38

pls help

2019-06-06 21:23:46

Procrastination during reading period and finals week be like

2019-06-06 16:58:22

2019-06-06 16:58:22

2019-06-06 15:57:57

The directions to Dante’s Inferno are wrong. The Reg is Dante’s Inferno.

2019-06-06 13:45:51

when you "skimmed" the reading and your professor asks you to explain it

2019-06-06 13:34:32

me watching professor [redacted] getting dunked on on Twitter:

2019-06-06 13:09:21

When you see literally any email from the admin

2019-06-06 12:50:28

When you think GSU memes are dying down but then the University releases a 791-word meme source

2019-06-06 10:27:40

when you love unions so much you craft a 791-word email telling us that your workers don't need one

2019-06-06 09:36:42

GSU: given the history of workers" rights in the US, we are forming a union
Diermeier:

2019-06-06 08:47:09

It took me five minutes to make this meme, which was still more time than the University took to think about the emails they've been sending out.

2019-06-06 08:33:03

finishing off the trifecta

2019-06-05 16:38:00

Me trying to figure out where my GPA went 🤭

2019-06-05 16:01:04

This meme proudly presented to you by 2 procrastinators

2019-06-05 15:57:45

doofenshmirtz boyer reaccs

2019-06-05 15:12:53

only semi-OC (go picket !!!)

2019-06-05 13:29:47

2019-06-05 13:29:47

2019-06-05 13:29:47

2019-06-05 09:27:54

Dun Boyir's meeting with staff, June 2019, colorized

2019-06-05 01:27:28

100 million dollars, and we’re already seeing huge improvements in UChicago’s engineering program

2019-06-05 00:39:27

2019-06-05 00:39:27

2019-06-04 21:15:01

"I am very tired."

2019-06-04 18:56:42

when ur revolutions class isn't so revolutionary

2019-06-04 13:46:47

That woke kid from SOSC

2019-06-04 09:51:05

UChicago: Dominating the intellectual sphere in the classroom and in your grandparent"s living room.
Congrats Emma!

2019-06-04 05:55:37

2019-06-03 23:28:55

Emotionally unavailable reaccs only (if u don’t do this ur fake)

2019-06-03 21:52:41

@the chicago maroon why did only one of these headlines get an egg pun? the people want to know

2019-06-03 21:16:15

this is a very reasonable clause that I will be adding to every promise I ever make¹ from this point forward

___
¹except in cases where organisms may die

2019-06-03 20:39:50

2019-06-03 16:50:09

broke: cardio machines at ratner
woke: looking good, feeling fine, walking on the picket line 😎😎😎😎😎🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠

2019-06-03 16:21:55

Current state

2019-06-03 15:19:46

me, a non-UChicago student, coming here to support the strike memes

2019-06-03 14:27:12

Tag Sam Nitkin

2019-06-03 14:02:17

Bernie supports the GSU!!

2019-06-03 12:16:52

DCAM 2E

2019-06-03 12:16:14

"Why would GSU do this?"

2019-06-03 10:47:00

Me looking to see who is snitching on striking instructors

2019-06-03 10:15:47

Tag the soft woke white boy in your Sosc class

(If I am the soft woke white boy in your Sosc class, please do not tag me)

2019-06-03 10:10:32

The University: we support free speech!
Also the University:

2019-06-03 09:40:39

Creds to an anonymous creator

2019-06-03 09:01:21

Support the underdog, we got a bone to pick(et)

2019-06-03 05:17:27

Haters will say it’s photoshopped

2019-06-03 00:35:35

When it’s not ok for students to ask for respect for the GSU but it’s perfectly ok for a guy to call me a whore multiple times¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2019-06-02 21:35:35

*visible confusion*

2019-06-02 21:12:55

weird email... happy pride

2019-06-02 20:57:12

2019-06-02 20:36:15

the deans are at it again 📧

2019-06-02 20:28:46

help i dont know what open discussion means and at this point i’m too afraid to ask

IMPORTANT: THE NUMBER RASMUSSEN TOLD YOU TO CALL IS UCPD’S. DO NOT CALL IT

2019-06-02 20:22:27

i just want to know

2019-06-02 20:21:11

hmmmmm

2019-06-02 20:16:35

tl;dr more admin butthurt

2019-06-02 18:08:40

when going to cvs turns into a 70 minute odyssey

2019-06-02 17:55:51

HACKERMAN

2019-06-02 16:43:04

A UChicago Student enters the Reg to Study for Finals 10th week (2019, Colorized)

2019-06-02 13:45:26

Low effort but I have to DO WORK

2019-06-02 04:35:51

How to prepare for finals at uchicago!

2019-06-01 21:52:01

I am unashamed of bringing this format back

2019-06-01 18:41:18

pretty much how the past two months have been

2019-05-31 23:49:52

Union busting throwback

2019-05-31 22:26:49

real, not photoshopped

2019-05-31 18:34:57

2019-05-31 18:18:45

you have been visited by the GSU PICKET LINE of good luck. good luck will come your way but only if you like and comment, "fuck off scabs" 😜😩👌💦

2019-05-31 17:31:04

some pro-union, pro-gay content (don't cross the picket line)

2019-05-31 16:35:07

I'm late but

2019-05-31 15:16:09

GSU picketer betrayed by a scab. June, 2019 (colorized)

2019-05-31 14:31:45

Me when scabs post in the meme page

2019-05-31 13:40:03

Edit lol

2019-05-31 12:36:46

a thought:

2019-05-31 09:51:20

Shoutout to the supporting undergrads! A big thank you guys, from all of us!

2019-05-31 09:40:42

don't snitch lmao

2019-05-31 08:52:29

2019-05-31 08:46:05

2019-05-31 08:01:57

2019-05-31 07:29:56

2019-05-31 00:54:03

Keep ur emails professional y'know

2019-05-31 00:53:09

2019-05-31 00:53:09

2019-05-31 00:53:09

2019-05-31 00:47:05

Dean Boyer: “please notify your college adviser”

Me:

2019-05-31 00:16:45

Nguyen Linh is an inspiration ✨✨✨✨✨

2019-05-31 00:11:39

Shout out to the undergrads for all the love!

2019-05-31 00:02:46

weird letter from boyer I got today /:

2019-05-30 23:49:54

send tweet

2019-05-30 23:33:32

2019-05-30 22:35:34

what's wrong with the email?

2019-05-30 21:25:32

2019-05-30 21:15:15

EDIT: undergrads should sign this if they haven"t already bit.ly/ISupportGSU

unions are COOL. people who cross picket lines or snitch on their grad worker professors are UNCOOL.

2019-05-30 20:43:27

no 👏 scabs 👏 at 👏this👏 school 👏👏👏

2019-05-30 20:39:46

2019-05-30 20:36:48

y'all know what this is in reference to

2019-05-30 20:25:59

2019-05-30 20:25:59

2019-05-30 20:25:34

don't snitch lmao

2019-05-30 20:07:30

2019-05-30 20:02:51

2019-05-30 19:55:25

Correction:

2019-05-30 19:51:27

"please notify your College adviser" sorry dean boyer but my momma didnt raise no snitch

2019-05-30 19:48:15

2019-05-30 19:48:15

2019-05-30 19:45:30

2019-05-30 19:45:30

2019-05-30 19:43:07

How Dean Boyer wants students to be during the strike.

2019-05-30 19:40:56

"You know, if the professor doesn't show up after fifteen minutes, we're allowed to just leave."

2019-05-30 19:40:35

the legend is true

2019-05-30 18:01:51

the prof when nobody participates in discussion but everyone starts showing up to office hours

2019-05-30 11:15:26

grad students: hey can i get my paycheck ON TIME and be recognized as actual worke--

admin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqCCBohjaqA

grad students: ok wait bu--

diermeier:

2019-05-30 09:11:59

Due diligence reaccs

2019-05-30 00:33:13

2019-05-30 00:33:13

2019-05-29 23:33:22

true naruto fans will remember

2019-05-29 23:19:23

2019-05-29 13:16:19

In, like, two weeks or something.

2019-05-29 11:12:42

2019-05-29 09:57:50

Everyone:

2019-05-28 17:53:05

uchicago sleep culture

2019-05-28 16:29:03

UChicago marketing when we say "where the fun goes to die"

2019-05-28 15:23:58

When your friend in housing offers you a meal swipe

2019-05-28 14:05:55

me to me: if you don"t want to fall even further behind, you should study for finals now and put actual effort into your projects and essays

also me:

2019-05-28 10:28:09

you can unsubscribe-- thx outlook

2019-05-28 00:41:12

THIS CAT IS C H O N K Y

2019-05-27 23:33:26

Absolutely nobody: "DAE just hate Obama and worship Milton Friedman?"
Michael J. Sanders, MBA "74: "Hold my beer"

2019-05-27 19:15:16

Not looking at ~anyone~ in particular 🤔

2019-05-27 19:05:47

So who’s your favorite philosopher 😉😉😉

@uchicagohookupculture

2019-05-27 17:39:02

@ The Sky: Come and Take me you Goddamn Coward

2019-05-27 16:27:20

welcome to my swamp

2019-05-27 15:27:48

tag your tornado alley friends who know how to read a Doppler radar, bonus points if they’re from Oklahoma.

2019-05-27 15:21:57

Uchicago, after finally one (1) day of sun

2019-05-27 14:53:06

dOeS a wArNiNg MeAn iT's tOuChEd DoWn???

2019-05-27 14:45:21

Please help

2019-05-27 14:34:38

i don't want to die in the reg

2019-05-27 14:33:59

Enjoy taking shelter. Please stay safe

2019-05-27 10:50:02

Gotta stay hopeful

2019-05-26 14:26:59

Welcome to "Mansuetotown"

2019-05-25 10:37:38

God, when will this school year end?

2019-05-24 23:05:07

Watching everyone else graduate and we’re still here in late May...

(pls excuse bad photo editing)

2019-05-24 16:00:57

How many hours of sleep uchicago students get approaching finals!

2019-05-24 14:08:32

Your GPA after 8th week

2019-05-24 10:01:51

2019-05-24 09:00:17

When it’s almost time for finals and you realize your class notes has typos

2019-05-23 14:51:48

2019-05-23 12:49:44

”gods plan is a mystery” aka “Sorry, miracle machine broke.”

2019-05-23 11:08:08

2019-05-23 11:08:08

2019-05-23 10:36:21

“the class average was a 27”

2019-05-23 00:45:28

Ronald McDonald trying to take away your basic human rights reacts only

2019-05-22 19:55:57

And subquestions have subquestions A-D, and sub-sub-subquestions i-iv, and sub-sub-sub-subquestions a)-d), and infinite loop ensues

2019-05-22 18:31:57

@ me I dare you

2019-05-22 17:08:43

Yesterday’s SG meeting, oil on canvas.

2019-05-22 16:24:24

2019-05-22 15:11:27

One like=one liberal owned

2019-05-22 14:03:29

artist's rendition of the Virgin Mary interceding to save a stylish jacket, c. May 2019

2019-05-22 12:21:35

2019-05-22 12:20:11

How to comfort pro-lifers when they pretend to be the victims in this

2019-05-22 12:00:40

OG by egg

2019-05-22 11:20:00

when god saves your stylish jacket

2019-05-22 08:17:45

The College Republicans are truly political geniuses who know how to read the social climate

2019-05-21 23:23:46

shoutout to everyone who came and showed their support tonight

2019-05-21 22:50:43

Allie F to pay respects.

2019-05-21 22:10:01

2019-05-21 22:03:57

2019-05-21 21:59:25

#DefundCollegeRepublicans

2019-05-21 21:35:03

Who threw the first chicken?

2019-05-21 21:11:27

when your club refuses to take any sort of stand on its party's national and state-level platforms but you see a chance to own the libs with a doomed SG resolution

2019-05-21 20:25:38

College republicans trying to limit reproductive rights

2019-05-21 20:04:08

Low hanging fruit but someone had to do it.

2019-05-21 19:59:12

Helpful links for anyone who can't deal with their student life fees going towards respecting women's bodily autonomy!!

2019-05-21 15:10:45

Uchicago Repubs who somehow get on college council continue to outdo themselves.

2019-05-21 09:48:56

When you are the american elite but you start taking a sosc class

2019-05-20 23:29:01

UChicago Kids Northwestern Kids
🤝
Being scared of the
South Side

2019-05-20 22:34:15

Uchicago hookup culture, vaccines-were-invented-in-1796-why-is-this-happening edition

#firstmemebegentle

2019-05-20 18:52:11

2019-05-20 18:44:22

which one of you did this

2019-05-20 16:47:52

Did not make but brings me back...

sρ𝐨Ꭵl𝒆r𝐒

2019-05-20 12:46:00

*Chuckles*: I have a midterm in 45 minutes.

2019-05-19 23:16:06

Picture and food in Harper reacts

2019-05-19 22:41:31

solving the housing crisis by boiling us like frogs

2019-05-19 19:12:08

Spotted: Northwestern student visiting the south side for the first time

2019-05-19 19:02:42

When 8th week hits

2019-05-19 17:12:36

Rolling into 8th week class with this 80 degree weather

2019-05-19 10:11:54

2019-05-18 15:21:59

2019-05-18 15:21:59

2019-05-17 21:50:04

that kid be like

2019-05-16 23:29:08

just buy a fucking wire already

2019-05-16 20:18:19

2019-05-16 12:48:54

Still waiting on a national study about Bobo ☹️

2019-05-16 12:28:56

only happens when you’re on the internet for non-school reasons

2019-05-15 14:04:17

When that Econbro tries out his new networking strategy:

2019-05-15 13:36:00

when I start seeing y’all on dates at the Cobb cafe :/

2019-05-15 10:11:30

Dean Girler

2019-05-14 20:59:28

I have no idea who made this, but it's a worthy addition to the t-shirt designs.

2019-05-14 20:40:17

post-midterm blues

2019-05-13 18:39:32

I have found, through years of trial and error, the best way to do the quarter system

2019-05-13 10:10:36

2019-05-12 22:13:30

Edit: Realized I misspelled Hitchcock. I'm not sorry. This is what y'all deserve for flooding my feed w/ ass-eating posts

2019-05-12 21:55:08

2019-05-12 20:27:53

2019-05-12 21:54:11

When you've achieved the life of the mind

2019-05-12 20:45:04

2019-05-12 20:28:45

Tied reaccs only.

(Anneke Thorne is a genius)

2019-05-12 20:27:59

2019-05-12 20:27:59

2019-05-12 20:27:59

2019-05-12 20:20:53

SOS

2019-05-12 19:44:58

2019-05-12 15:14:13

“We’re behind on the material, so fill out this doodle poll for an extra class during reading period”

2019-05-12 11:02:35

wow can't believe what's on this list

2019-05-12 02:27:20

2019-05-12 02:27:20

2019-05-12 02:27:20

2019-05-12 01:32:44

2019-05-12 01:32:02

2019-05-12 00:41:50

I put a lot of effort into this

2019-05-11 21:31:22

what they won’t teach you in core bio

2019-05-11 20:49:25

fundamentals major: “Hello! I’m majoring in fundamentals.”

me, dumb polisci idiot: “Oh, very cool, what’s your question?”

fundamentals major:

2019-05-11 18:38:47

So UChicago just sent me 14 pairs of sunglasses in the mail

2019-05-11 14:05:17

just saying

2019-05-11 12:29:08

something about uchicago hookup culture

2019-05-11 12:23:45

Ass for all ages

2019-05-11 00:33:33

The only joke here is my love life...

2019-05-11 00:05:58

Since the first post was such a big ass success, here is another
Fight the good fight fellas

    
Austin Powers

2019-05-10 23:54:27

2019-05-10 23:54:27

2019-05-10 21:33:53

Should I check it, guys?

Meme credit of my cat: Anjali Mirmira

2019-05-10 19:57:25

Y’all’s parents

2019-05-10 19:56:07

bobo has reached a new low

2019-05-10 11:32:49

😕

2019-05-09 23:18:33

Scav: The Story of the Distracted Student

2019-05-09 22:46:15

The mentality of Scav participants willing to sacrifice sleep to help their team win Scav

2019-05-09 19:04:22

There might be no hope for Bobo... but at least there’s hope for Pixel 🦜❤️

2019-05-09 13:47:59

(O)h no where (C)an i buy SB tickets? *welp* here"s a link:
http://bit.ly/2LoHDFU

2019-05-09 11:54:58

Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

2019-05-09 10:28:56

2019-05-09 09:56:26

My thoughts on this election

2019-05-08 22:40:58

is this uchicago hookup culture

2019-05-08 21:23:46

to those celebrating, happy scav

2019-05-08 20:03:45

When you hear admissions is making another ARG for the freshmen

2019-05-08 19:48:44

spring quarter reaccs only

2019-05-08 19:04:57

From Northwestern with love (not original content)

2019-05-08 17:19:57

What a wild ride

2019-05-08 16:41:17

2019-05-08 13:18:47

2019-05-08 13:18:47

2019-05-07 20:55:55

When there’s only 15 singles available but ur 30th in the lottery

2019-05-07 20:39:32

Sixth week got you down??? Got an enemy who frequents the A-Level? Venmo @balloonwmn $5 and we will sabotage them

pc John Jayne

2019-05-07 20:38:02

2019-05-07 16:24:07

oh why do we fall into these things. credit to Non Charoen

2019-05-07 11:10:34

Tag yourself I'm hating Wikipedia

2019-05-06 19:31:38

IO have a fucking midtem tomorrow. Fuck you guys. inspired by a comment on secrets

2019-05-06 18:44:57

When you're trying to make an informed vote for the election Source image: https://www.instagram.com/p/BuRxKmdghHF/

2019-05-06 16:41:51

is this uchicago hookup culture

2019-05-06 16:33:14

change is coming to this campus no matter what

2019-05-06 07:38:06

Damn I wish my guidance counselor had done that...

2019-05-05 16:28:41

spring quarter sosc got us

2019-05-05 13:30:13

2019-05-05 13:30:13

2019-05-05 03:46:26

What’s U Chicago hook up culture like?

2019-05-04 18:39:49

😢

2019-05-04 13:33:13

When you "work with friends" for all of your psets and then don't know shit for your midterms

2019-05-03 19:37:53

2019-05-03 18:55:38

Is this UChicago hookup culture?

2019-05-03 00:10:45

I wanna say something about econ bros...

2019-05-02 21:35:11

not OC but not wrong

2019-05-02 15:44:55

UChicago hookup culture: Bonding required, networking optional

(ft. redaction so career advancement doesn’t come for me :’) )

2019-05-01 13:20:05

profs: your midterms are due *insert date and time here* don"t procrastinate and have to stay up all night, good luck!
99% of the student body:

2019-05-01 09:54:25

Not OC

Edit:hey do you need a sublet for the summer? PM me. Good location, central AC very worth it.

2019-04-30 21:44:30

sosc reacts preferred

2019-04-30 16:34:29

In tribute to the ducks in Botany Pond for dealing with all the bs weather we’ve been having

2019-04-30 12:18:06

I made the UChicago logo out of emojis. Feel free to do whatever you want with it

2019-04-30 11:12:02

2019-04-30 11:08:41

someone help me i can’t make educated decisions

2019-04-30 11:07:35

When you live on a yard made of lumber

2019-04-29 18:35:06

stay safe, it’s darty season

2019-04-29 16:55:47

Later, econ bros

2019-04-28 12:06:24

when even schrodinger's cat cant take the quarter system

2019-04-27 12:04:53

Tag a friend, ruin a friendship

2016 Elections raised my blood pressure so in preparation for the Next Cycle, here it is, the types of people talking about politics!

2019-04-26 21:23:49

Something something UChicago hookup culture
Stolen from a “friend” (like actually tho)

2019-04-26 19:01:29

Cobb is a cool place to relax and enjoy an espresso

2019-04-25 16:02:06

Ancient Empires reacts only

2019-04-25 11:10:58

Them: "So, why investment banking?"
Me:

2019-04-25 00:06:10

when you're ready to say Good Night but you're actually Just Kidding and still stuck in the reg

2019-04-24 13:29:36

look at the font!! he was clearly writing "the University of Chicago"

2019-04-24 12:01:58

When you're zoning out in class and the teacher says: "Could you read that aloud for us please?"

2019-04-24 11:08:10

When the teacher asks class a question and then stares at you, expecting you to answer, even though you don't know wtf is going on.

2019-04-24 10:30:00

UChicago. Preventing sexual awareness since 1890.

2019-04-24 10:27:26

don't forget to schedule your adivsor meetings by the end of 7th week!

2019-04-23 22:38:27

“maroon is the new crimson” - dean nondorf

2019-04-23 16:38:24

Stat 234 every Friday night 😬

2019-04-23 14:10:16

uchicago wyd

2019-04-23 13:24:55

maybe somebody else will find this amusing.
P.S. cite your sources kiddos

2019-04-22 15:45:19

“On no distinct occasion, UChicago students once paraded the quad in unique costumes and capes. A quirky mind was complemented by a quirky wardrobe. The norm was to embrace the avant-garde”

2019-04-22 11:49:14

me every spring when I realize my depression is not actually seasonal

2019-04-22 11:31:26

2019-04-22 11:03:01

The uchicago logo but it’s in comic sans

2019-04-21 17:05:53

When Canada Geese come back for revenge

2019-04-20 15:37:58

trying to get to cathey reacts only 🤠

2019-04-20 08:36:31

Mentorship etc

2019-04-19 17:45:36

When you only ever participate in class to call out That Kid's garbage takes

2019-04-18 20:46:48

Private School Kids in SOSC reaccs

2019-04-18 20:33:39

Seen outside Bartlett

2019-04-18 10:13:11

Gotta show them the true uchicago experience

2019-04-18 10:01:22

wow I can't believe this is what the Mueller Report (redacted) says!

2019-04-17 15:52:11

2019-04-17 12:14:51

Just you wait till you see what the new dorms will look like

2019-04-16 19:06:32

Econ major reacts only

2019-04-16 19:06:14

Living south of the midway reaccs in only

2019-04-16 18:44:30

2019-04-16 17:11:52

My readings have been taking forever to download since last week FML

2019-04-16 14:12:24

South residents on the other side of the street when the fire alarm goes off two days in a row

2019-04-16 00:30:47

something something dating/hook up culture, something something procrastination

2019-04-15 21:12:46

#frenchfried 😔

2019-04-15 18:37:53

u can keep the jacket but i need my id

2019-04-15 17:21:20

2019-04-15 17:03:22

The most noteworthy grade on UChicago's is clearly an A in student life. Forget the fact that our school got an A+ in professors, academics, or best value. I guess fun has not come to die.

2019-04-14 15:39:21

Feeling cold, might delete later. ❄️🥶🌨🥶❄️

2019-04-13 09:39:15

2019-04-12 21:12:32

Tfw Mac follows you on insta

2019-04-12 17:57:02

When your sosc prof wants you to rigorously define every word in your argument

2019-04-12 17:53:59

This spinoff of Bobo is wild!

Find Columba 2: Electric Boogaloo

2019-04-12 15:05:01

Bobo 2.0

2019-04-12 13:07:25

This one's for all the prospies

2019-04-11 21:44:04

who you kissin😩😩👌👌

2019-04-11 21:42:19

Inspired by Jacob Ohana

2019-04-11 16:19:14

Recent news reaccs only

2019-04-11 13:37:45

when a prospie who didn't do the reading dominates discussion

2019-04-11 12:56:08

dear man wearing a t-shirt and a trench coat:

come to the main office and pick up your brainchild please

(found in harper)

2019-04-11 12:47:27

2019-04-11 12:47:27

2019-04-11 10:10:10

When your professor says you can’t go to the bathroom but you really need to go

2019-04-11 09:59:57

this meme is dead and i am sorry.

2019-04-11 03:25:12

2019-04-11 03:21:03

Oh god stop dumping shit memes

2019-04-11 03:15:54

Welcome to meme hypocrisy

2019-04-11 03:10:37

2019-04-10 22:56:44

2019-04-10 20:57:49

Me, only halfway through 2nd week and already behind in all my classes

2019-04-10 17:31:56

Sosc professor really hitting me where it hurts

...or is that my organs falling out?

2019-04-10 16:28:36

Exciting news

2019-04-10 16:19:17

Student Health, take some notes

2019-04-10 16:10:45

Spring really pulled a fast one on us

2019-04-10 13:12:47

Spotted in Harper

2019-04-10 11:55:14

Stuart Gazes switches teams

2019-04-10 11:08:04

Uchicago students when it drops below 50°

2019-04-10 11:00:21

NO one tag ur prospie I’m begging u

2019-04-09 15:33:51

Y'all wild

2019-04-09 15:33:31

Something something UChicago Hookup Culture:

2019-04-09 14:55:14

“In this world, nothing is certain but death, taxes, and uchicago-secure not working”
-Benjamin Franklin, I think

2019-04-09 14:26:05

graduating senior reax only

2019-04-08 20:09:45

Anyone got some good spots? I'm graduating soon, so I could use the tips.

2019-04-08 11:08:53

The hopes and dreams of many a young physics major were cruelly dashed on this morning of April the 8th

2019-04-08 09:45:55

Something something spicy

2019-04-08 00:41:27

Tocqueville with today’s tea
(Don’t worry guys this is actually about people from the south)

2019-04-07 23:41:13

2019-04-07 22:34:37

haha what if👀👀
😳 🙈 😜

2019-04-07 21:16:59

2019-04-07 20:09:46

How I feel every time I see that orange cat, Nestor, outside of Cathey.

Edit: Thanks for telling me his name

2019-04-07 19:08:11

2019-04-07 19:08:11

2019-04-07 16:40:51

*Something something* UChicago hookup culture

2019-04-07 12:12:39

2019-04-06 23:45:19

something something uchicago hookup culture

2019-04-06 22:54:31

2019-04-06 22:50:36

2019-04-06 18:02:01

2019-04-06 12:47:18

tag a tinder date

2019-04-05 21:01:36

uchicago hookup culture

2019-04-05 18:31:26

64° this weekend? Fear not Exeter and Choate friends, there are options!

2019-04-05 16:05:15

2019-04-05 11:39:37

what I want to do every time I see visiting prospies on the quad

2019-04-05 08:30:48

When you have absolutely been studying for your Natural Hazards final.

2019-04-04 23:18:56

Gen chem reacts

2019-04-04 20:38:18

When the math professor decides to give an oral final

2019-04-04 13:07:09

2019-04-03 23:37:19

2019-04-03 23:37:19

2019-04-03 17:34:41

plagiarized reaccs only

2019-04-03 16:48:31

Turtles all the way down

2019-04-03 13:53:12

When the sign at Harper tells us not to eat food or take pictures

2019-04-03 11:06:39

2019-04-03 11:05:28

Tag someone committed to rigorous inquiry 10 minutes before class starts

2019-04-03 10:27:01

Interdisciplinary reacts only.

2019-04-03 06:25:50

2019-04-02 22:24:49

Results from the mayoral election are in!

2019-04-02 13:20:34

When you still haven't submitted your final paper due last quarter and you're trying to get rid of that "Incomplete"

2019-04-02 12:47:07

2019-04-02 09:34:19

When someone asks if Uchicago is an Ivy ™

2019-04-01 19:40:10

Inspired by the Regenstein Library

2019-04-01 18:36:36

2019-04-01 18:36:36

2019-04-01 13:36:16

Happy April Fool's Day or whatever is left inside of you to be happy about

2019-04-01 12:26:43

cathey before spring break vs after

2019-04-01 09:17:32

Seen in Cobb

2019-04-01 09:00:31

4/1 Reacts

2019-03-31 22:23:53

RGGRC or bust

2019-03-31 20:20:52

(Repost)

2019-03-31 19:17:14

2019-03-31 17:56:25

tag ur favorite bluechip

2019-03-31 15:46:35

uchicago profs: *harshly grades papers that you put loving care into over the course of several weeks, causing you to doubt your understanding of the material and writing abilities*
also uchicago profs:

2019-03-31 08:43:30

spring quarter starts tomorrow reaccs only

2019-03-30 13:57:18

first week approaches

2019-03-30 00:40:18

They’re catching up with us

2019-03-29 18:36:55

Each class is 100 credits and numbered with 5 digits for some reason reaccs only

2019-03-29 09:35:25

When your major is easier but employers don't need to know that:

2019-03-28 10:32:32

2019-03-27 17:57:47

When you've been suffering in Mansueto for so long that you start hallucinating Mesopotamian tomb attendants

2019-03-26 18:45:49

Is this what happens to coats left at Bar Night?

2019-03-25 13:14:55

2019-03-23 20:18:42

In remembrance of finals week

2019-03-22 22:05:19

How to write Hume papers during finals week. Hooray procrastination

2019-03-22 21:58:32

the squeakquel

2019-03-22 21:07:05

“Yea, I guess you could say I’m a very stable genius”

2019-03-22 17:26:24

Tag your pset group and your math major friends

2019-03-22 16:34:02

#SpringBreakReaccsOnly

2019-03-22 13:23:51

2019-03-22 13:23:51

2019-03-22 11:39:52

a post finals mood

2019-03-22 01:46:43

TFW you thought the final was supposed to be short

2019-03-22 01:01:08

No one:
UChicago Philosophy Majors:

2019-03-21 23:41:51

stolen from a friend

2019-03-21 21:16:11

When u drunk but need to check

2019-03-21 20:47:58

When you procrastinate all week and then fail your Friday final, just like every other quarter.

2019-03-21 12:20:53

In celebration of finally being done with winter quarter orgo and getting to go home, shamelessly stolen from /r/purdue

2019-03-21 09:23:31

when the Mind lecture on child psych finally clicks

2019-03-21 00:54:06

mac reaccs only :,(

2019-03-20 21:12:59

I'm therefore leaving immediately for Nepal, where I intend to live as a goat

2019-03-20 14:07:02

Finals Week Reaccs Only

2019-03-20 12:19:18

When it's Tenth Week and you still gotta get those participation points

2019-03-20 11:48:03

2019-03-19 23:31:27

Pick your caption edition:

1) uchicago students in light of recent admission scandals

Or

2) when you didn’t get into Sanderson’s macro class but you keep your dignity.

2019-03-19 21:10:17

2019-03-19 21:10:17

2019-03-19 21:06:58

We must keep what makes us unique reacts only

Rushabh jumping to conclusions

2019-03-19 21:06:36

finals season

2019-03-19 20:45:36

No comment.

2019-03-19 19:31:34

looking to add global warming! willing to pay $10k and also all of my integrity. easy profs only, I’m willing to buy that a- and I’m not shy about it. dm with offers 😘

2019-03-19 13:56:07

When you try to enter Levi Hall to ask Zimmer about grad unionization

2019-03-19 13:26:24

When you try to catch your breath after finishing an exam

2019-03-19 11:45:51

when the icelandic eurovision entry perfectly captures those finals week feelings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVbShUW6QBM

2019-03-19 10:41:42

After finishing an exam that probably went poorly.

2019-03-19 00:19:20

get out of my DMs dean boyer

2019-03-18 21:08:46

dO yOu tHiNk hE'll lEt mE AuDiT

2019-03-18 18:25:00

When you find out that Harvard hasn"t actually been on the quarter system this whole time

https://www.chicagomaroon.com/article/2019/3/18/university-convenes-calendar-committee-discuss-pos/

2019-03-18 18:12:06

When you waste reading period relaxing and playing video games or whatever thinking that it's a nice break but then the reality of finals hits you

2019-03-18 17:55:43

2019-03-18 17:55:43

2019-03-18 17:45:56

2019-03-18 00:11:02

I'm just mad I didn't get a Balanced Man Scholarship™

2019-03-17 19:48:45

2019-03-17 19:18:49

2019-03-17 19:18:49

2019-03-17 17:57:25

something something Burton-Judson

2019-03-17 17:32:52

smh can't even fill the house

2019-03-17 15:15:54

Anyone wanna start an RSO next quarter?

2019-03-17 14:49:35

When you go to Ratner once

2019-03-17 12:20:52

my parents paid $500,000 so I could go to an elite college and make memes reaccs only

2019-03-16 23:17:20

In comments on a Washington Post article about "elite" colleges...

2019-03-16 21:32:03

Remember me for 30 days reaccs

2019-03-16 20:30:30

2019-03-16 20:25:57

Last meme before break

2019-03-16 13:40:57

2019-03-16 13:28:51

I’ll give my undying love to anyone who can tell me what scav item is responsible for this

2019-03-16 11:25:50

2019-03-16 10:00:20

something something reading period

2019-03-15 20:24:19

uchicago department of boyer

2019-03-15 19:03:49

TFW your rich ass gets that internship funding over low-income students after anonymously ranting about how people need "pull themselves up by their bootstraps" in UChicago Secrets

2019-03-15 19:00:52

"All College students in their first through third years are eligible for such opportunities. Our processes are designed to ensure that access to funding is fair and prioritizes students with the greatest financial need."

2019-03-15 17:50:19

uchicago department of chemistry

something something "if your lab is clean you aren"t being productive"

2019-03-15 14:21:23

UC students during these trying times...

(Not OC)

2019-03-15 12:10:00

We're approaching the end of Act II and the drama is really ramping up!

2019-03-14 20:39:32

When the decision research lab runs out of ideas

2019-03-14 19:01:53

2019-03-14 19:01:53

2019-03-14 19:01:53

2019-03-14 19:01:53

2019-03-14 19:01:53

2019-03-14 19:01:53

2019-03-14 19:01:53

2019-03-14 18:18:31

irony is not lost as the original pancake house expands into former weight watchers center

2019-03-14 18:15:37

I noticed some omissions sooo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2019-03-14 18:14:14

When your final pset takes over your life

2019-03-14 17:54:19

That time of year

2019-03-14 17:33:09

2019-03-14 16:48:46

When you know Uchicago alums are undateable before admissions, but you don't care about having fun...

2019-03-14 13:41:50

Something something uchicago hookup culture

2019-03-14 12:31:01

"if I get a 156% on the final I can still get an A" reaccs

2019-03-13 23:31:22

I guess it"s finally time to drop the philosophy department revised edition
(sorry for bad quality; this is a screenshot of original I made on my phone two years ago)

2019-03-13 23:22:45

niche sociology content

2019-03-13 23:11:12

please help

2019-03-13 21:04:02

Shameless plug for my political meme survey— Pt 2 Facebook Apocalypse: http://ssd.az1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_8wtXSXG2km0Io29

2019-03-13 20:38:37

Sounds like the kind of thing Sanderson would do

2019-03-12 23:31:06

Procrastination 101 at the University of Chicago

2019-03-12 22:24:27

Laughs in Fisher v. Texas

2019-03-12 22:20:41

No comment.

2019-03-12 21:48:37

That kid reacts only

2019-03-12 15:05:04

When you have a final approaching in your Public Opinion course and you should have collected your data 2 weeks ago

2019-03-12 14:38:23

2019-03-12 13:42:26

Turns out celebrities didn’t consider bribing their way to UChicago... and of course why would they want to.

2019-03-12 13:20:30

Let’s all go to Kimbarks
We’ll all buy a handle:

2019-03-12 09:29:26

A social media detox is perfect for tenth week
(Not OC, credit in screenshot)

2019-03-11 23:48:13

Why does this sketch of Hobbes sound like finals week?

2019-03-11 22:24:37

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2019-03-11 15:37:35

Nobu Nobu Nobu

2019-03-11 13:23:17

UChicago hookup culture

2019-03-11 13:10:48

2019-03-11 08:39:34

Tag a Carl

2019-03-11 01:37:21

2019-03-10 22:36:41

and thats the tea

2019-03-10 19:53:50

Thank you Kenneth C. Griffin, very cool!

2019-03-10 01:55:50

hey UChicago gays: i love you, we're stronger than they are, and we'll be back

2019-03-10 00:44:11

low quality meme for a low quality institution! thank you ucpd for keeping us safe! 😍

2019-03-09 21:44:32

When booth bros want to move to California (spotted on 53rd)

2019-03-09 19:56:07

Cobb-Douglas Reacts Only

2019-03-09 19:10:22

When you’re trying to find your friend in Hutch

2019-03-09 13:09:01

Collective effervescence reacts only

2019-03-08 21:55:15

rigorous inquiry doesn’t stop just cuz you’ve closed your books 💪😤🙌💦

tag a rigorously inquisitive Ratner bro

2019-03-08 18:06:41

Respect

2019-03-08 14:58:41

PleAse Sandy🥺

2019-03-08 14:06:46

2019-03-08 14:06:46

2019-03-08 13:53:21

For those of you who don’t know who this Sanderson guy is, Justin Glen and I present to you this primer:

Allen Sanderson is a SENIOR (Lecturer) in the Kenny Citadel G Department of Snakes at the University of Chicago. A graduate of THE Brigham Young University and THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, he served as Associate RA at the University of Chicago from 1984-91, and a SENIOR citizen Research Scientist at UCPU. He has taught at Princeton University where he took classes in the theology school and spent summers interning as a Junior Priest at the Sistine chapel. In the College he currently teaches a POPULAR two-quarter sequence in introductory economics (and YES he DOES have matching LICenCE PlatES for each course) He also serves as the faculty adviser for several student organizations on campus such as the Collective of Milton Hentai Enthusiasts and Rent Control Appreciation Club. He served as the Master of Money Church Hall (2000-2001). In 1842, Sanderson was a recipient of the No-Nobel prize for Excellence in erasing minimum wages. He has WON the Chicago Marathon 3!!!!! times.
Sanderson is an OFT-cited AUTHORITY on sports ticket bribes, a contributing pitcher for Cook County’s peewee league’s star team: the LIL SLUGGERSTM. In his free time he Mails the crossword he cut out from the Chicago Tribune filled in with economic bullshit to newspapers around the country, is a FREQUENT guest on National and (but mainly) Chicago-area television and radio programs, and a speaker at several local gatherings, including the Science Pub, DePangle University, and at the corner of 53rd and Ellis at 3am screaming to anyone who will listen. He writes a bi-weekly column “The Patriarchy: Perspectives from My Feminist Knitting Collective" for Chicago Life (but is too homophobic to call it bi- weekly and calls it semi monthly instead). His most recent professional journal articles were published in the Journal of Economic Literature, the Maroon, and in college before he lost his PhD and were on the political economy of Boston’s FAILLLLED RIGHT-after-I-sent-them-MY-REseARCH bid to host the 2016 Olympic Games; and essays on happiness and economic well-being such as: “Can You Really Buy the Experience of Fucking a Student” and ““Cultural” Perspectives: A Study on Peanut Butter and Jelly Markets in Asia.” He is currently writing a professional journal article on college athletics, and a column entitled: 12 dead babies you wouldn’t believe were worth sacrificing on airplanes.”
Sanderson serves on the editorial board of the Deep Southern Economic Journal. For the last 30 years he has written book reviews that engaged with controversial interpretations of pieces such as “Green Eggs and Ham” and “Goodnight Moon.” Recent speaking engagements include lectures in Osaka, Japan; the Economic Club of Chicago; Parents’ weekend and really any place that offers an open bar and will pay for his flight (BUT NOT THE CAB RIDE TO THEIR AIRPORT BECAUSE THAT’S THE MOST DANGEROUS PART). His April 2014 Harper lecture at the New York City alumni club is entitled: “Why the Colonoscopy is LESS COVETED than the MAMMOGRAM (i liked the tube in my butt but I can’t admit that).” In February 2014 he served as the co-chair for a conference in Dubuque, Iowa: “Swahili Symposium on Political Economy in Egypt: A turtle-turtle paced transit system: why THEyre opportunity cost is so MUCH lower than MINE.” Other recent professional activities have included serving on an evaluation team for economics at the local community swimming pool and DECADE-long lectures for visiting delegations from China sponsored by the 21st Century Institute.
Sanderson is perhaps best known for his far-reaching Youtube channel: AlexanderSandersonDANCESTAR. He gained popularity for his playthroughs of dance dance revolution and speedruns of Just Dance 3, but found his niche as a social commentator in vlogging. Some of his most popular uploads include: “”bastardizations of Mankiw: How I took what Mankiw wrote and published it as my own,” “How to teach opportunity cost to my cat: 12 pedagogical secrets that the invisible hand doesn’t want you to know,” “A perspective on Alaskan Spearfishing: How I would save the whales,” “Social Experiment! how will people react when they first see me and realize I look like the bad guy from UP, Charles F Muntz,” “Why Marx was right: WARNING! SPOILERS!,” and “How I didn’t kill myself when my daughter became a psych major.”
SANDERSON”S contributions at THE GODDAMN SISTINE CHAPEL include research on looking up, appreciating the paint, and affirmative action. He holds sneaker deals with the National Science Foundation, the State of Texas, Keeping UP with the Kardashians, and the Bureau of Labor Statistics.

2019-03-08 00:40:48

Ninth week burn out reacts only

2019-03-07 23:57:03

You've seen absentminded professors, but have any of them done this?!???!!!clickbait?!?!

2019-03-07 22:10:44

impending garty reacts only
UCPD can eat my ass like groceries

2019-03-07 21:33:12

It's that season again

2019-03-07 18:34:04

TLDR: let your memes stay memes and do not bring them into the classroom.

The other day in Diff Eq we were talking about the behavior that regions of a graph that would generally have. There would be vectors with exclusively vertical behavior, horizontal behavior, some mix between ⬇️⬅️, and when we got to ⬆️➡️ I made eye contact with Steven and dabbed adding pointer fingers to Be the vector.

Our professor proceeded to make eye contact with me, “yes that would be correct”, and we continued with our day.

(In other news my orgo TA told me he appreciated my answer on the last page of our midterm as he handed it back to me. I forgot how to write out the synthesis, and left on the page a simple “yeet”)

2019-03-07 15:54:25

just wanted to take macro 😩

2019-03-07 15:41:12

i just wanted to take 199 pass/fail 😔

2019-03-07 15:12:23

Sanderson's been solving crimes since '15

2019-03-07 14:09:49

sadbois begging for business cards at the info session

2019-03-07 14:02:14

no sanderson email can ever compare to don coursey's emails

2019-03-07 13:46:03

2k likes and I'll send it

2019-03-07 13:09:44

respect

2019-03-07 13:09:33

Man this Sanderson guy is wack.

2019-03-07 12:56:52

Local alumnus thinks it would be funny to ask to audit Sanderson's course. What happens next will shock you!

2019-03-07 12:52:45

I just wanted to audit his course

2019-03-07 10:03:50

I don’t go here but thought it would be funny to ask this Sanderson guy to audit the course. It was

2019-03-07 10:00:26

something something 9th week

2019-03-06 21:17:15

I hear we're posting fun emails from Sanderson

2019-03-06 21:11:15

I made this instead of writing my SOSC essay.

2019-03-06 18:27:03

When your sosc class is talking about Rousseau and the state but you've just been looking at memes

2019-03-06 17:45:59

2019-03-06 16:40:57

Moments after reading the comments on an Omar Politico piece

2019-03-06 14:11:51

when you pick an elite school for the LinkedIn connections...

2019-03-06 13:00:38

When you just wanna get into Sanderson’s micro class

2019-03-06 07:45:44

Fatal Attraction

2019-03-06 01:45:39

life of the mind eskeetit

2019-03-05 21:47:00

thomas hobbes = uchicago student? 🤔

2019-03-05 20:29:58

and they say uchicago is dangerous

2019-03-05 20:15:56

Rich people at this school be like:

(Tag your bougiest friends)

2019-03-05 14:09:42

this page is the free market, or something

2019-03-05 13:43:22

That Kid in your Sosc class

2019-03-05 13:16:49

is this...

2019-03-05 09:53:03

when Business Econ majors have a question

2019-03-04 21:38:38

Can we get some Fs in the comments for all the humans that died tonight playing HvZ.

2019-03-04 20:48:18

happy almost tenth week!

2019-03-04 19:08:51

2019-03-04 18:02:34

unironically i do enjoy the thrill of banking recruiting but lmao

2019-03-04 16:33:58

When you've reached page 100 on Handshake

2019-03-04 15:23:58

The most true thing I have seen since being at Uchicago

2019-03-03 18:50:57

2019-03-03 12:37:48

Guys

2019-03-03 12:30:30

when STEM majors say political scientists can"t do math

Q.E.D.

2019-03-02 21:23:22

After week 7 and before week 9

2019-03-02 19:58:53

First year dating culture

2019-03-02 19:02:09

tag that friend who is constantly swearing that this one is "different" and/or "the one"

2019-03-02 18:08:11

As seen on Reddit

2019-03-02 15:27:42

Generic UChicago Alumni Event (2019, colorised)

2019-03-02 13:00:40

Still trying.

2019-03-02 12:01:06

Is this what they teach you in the Kenneth C. Griffin Department of Economics ™?

2019-03-01 22:11:45

Happy 9th week friends

2019-03-01 19:59:55

when you really hate the number after 9

2019-03-01 14:48:09

friendly reminder to...

2019-03-01 10:58:16

when u need a nutritious & balanced breakfast during almost-finals szn

2019-02-28 17:39:04

Attempting to justify going to bar night when you have paper/midterm/9am class

2019-02-27 22:54:36

2019-02-27 19:27:08

when you’re a tiny lock

2019-02-27 15:39:34

My brothers reaction when I told him about the exchange program

2019-02-27 14:03:53

when your friend Ca comes out as nonbinary and wants to use they/them/theirs pronouns but then someone misgenders them

2019-02-27 12:32:34

When a boulder crushes your female friend and you need to explain what happened to the doctor

2019-02-27 08:30:29

Bar night vs all other parties

2019-02-26 17:52:51

Self Perception of the Econ Major, colorized (1890-present)

2019-02-26 15:37:36

when ur Homer Simpson’s son and the tennis ball ur serving hits the net on its way over

2019-02-26 15:06:01

The epitome of uchicago hookup culture don’t @ me tho👀 (taken from SAD) tag someone who is a lil mousey😂

2019-02-26 13:50:00

Good afternoon The Chicago Maroon

2019-02-26 07:47:32

When you are helping your friend Albert choose a brand of cough drops.

2019-02-25 21:33:35

2019-02-25 21:06:48

When you are CAT at CAThey @nestorthemidwaycat

2019-02-25 20:52:08

when you're deciding between some grain and your male child

2019-02-25 20:30:37

When you run a meme format into the ground over the span of one day.

2019-02-25 20:27:56

When building memes come back after being dead for 10 months

2019-02-25 20:27:10

When your best friend is a wizard and you’re in love with her older brother

2019-02-25 20:17:49

When you reply with an acknowledging remark to a chemical compound that you may or may not be able to taste depending on your genetic makeup.

2019-02-25 20:08:12

when you want to spend your entire paycheck on chai lattes and croissants with your brunch friends, and also the surrounding oxygen is remarkably ordinary

2019-02-25 20:04:01

when you want to tell your friend, via text-based communication, how to get on to their computer accounts but you don't know how to spell it

2019-02-25 19:47:44

when ur a statistical programming language that came out of a chicken's butt

2019-02-25 19:24:55

Meanwhile, someone got food poisoning at Bartlett due to the Chicken at the Taco station

2019-02-25 18:02:39

when you like corn but you also like eating things off of sticks

2019-02-25 18:01:35

when your friend Cre thinks he’s a dinosaur

2019-02-25 17:17:30

When you echo the word "fee?!" in disbelief that frat bros charge a $5 entrance fee to their party (just for guys though). Then you utter an old-timey expression of resignation as you take out the money, since there's nothing better to do on this frozen god-forsaken campus

2019-02-25 16:15:24

when you want to invest in securities but stocks seem too risky

2019-02-25 16:13:23

wow so University of California (UC) Hicago is real now?
(the pic is actually from an email just sent out)

2019-02-25 16:04:21

When you want someone to refrigerate your friend's cactus

2019-02-25 15:52:00

have we not the decency to let a dead meme rest in peace

2019-02-25 15:43:27

When you work at a diner and one of your usual customers comes in and you want to ask them if they are gonna get their typical meal

2019-02-25 14:25:46

When you're a horse named Ren and you need to say something

2019-02-25 14:24:57

when you’re playing IM soccer and you really want your friend Hall to play midfield

2019-02-25 14:21:40

When you get an company email from your british boss instructing you a exhausted client suffers from insomnia and needs to be rocked to sleep but you're unsure the email is genuine and your name is el

2019-02-25 13:45:31

When your newborn son won’t go to sleep

2019-02-25 12:47:29

Happy Eighth Week 🤪🥴🤠

When your friend named Bart won’t allow you to do something:

2019-02-25 12:18:32

discourse good civic engagement possibly better? vote today & tomorrow!

2019-02-25 11:53:42

If you"re not sure who you support for mayor, this infographic may be helpful.

Also go vote you degenerates. chicagoelections.com/en/your-voter-information.html

2019-02-25 09:47:02

50% of living in dorms is just hearing about fuccbois doing this

2019-02-25 09:39:16

Midway.txt

2019-02-24 22:52:09

2019-02-24 14:23:19

Daily reminder that publishing the photo was racist

2019-02-24 13:54:38

LinkedIn flex season

2019-02-24 12:16:52

UChicago reacts only

2019-02-24 11:20:26

When you are already looking forward to summer...

2019-02-23 18:00:27

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2019-02-23 17:56:19

2019-02-23 17:56:19

2019-02-23 17:08:56

When you no longer have that sweet meal-plan.

2019-02-21 23:06:42

Someone had to do it

2019-02-21 16:01:56

Looking for spare moda tix. Willing to sell my soul. Dm if interested

2019-02-21 14:40:36

something something uchicago hookup culture?

2019-02-21 12:37:33

I mean, if it works in theory, it should work in practice. 🤷

2019-02-21 12:18:42

Mayo in Grilled Cheese reax only

2019-02-21 10:07:17

Career advancement reacts only

2019-02-20 23:02:45

Handshake reacts only

2019-02-20 21:04:17

happy seventh week

2019-02-20 18:16:51

To all the econ bros out there

2019-02-20 01:09:32

2019-02-20 01:09:32

2019-02-19 00:08:07

It's that time of the quarter

2019-02-18 21:13:48

yikes 👀👀

2019-02-18 17:09:11

2019-02-18 15:37:20

self grading a group project after someone doesn't pull their weight

2019-02-18 13:44:45

fresh oc, for the haters

2019-02-18 13:01:12

2019-02-18 00:01:09

Something something UChicago weeb culture?

2019-02-17 23:40:56

when u ask That Kid™️ to explain what they say in sosc

credz Aaron Holman

2019-02-17 23:40:23

long live bart mart

2019-02-17 23:36:04

where my hell week homies at

2019-02-17 15:27:39

Is THIS uchicago hookup culture?

2019-02-17 02:13:47

*cough* *cough*

2019-02-16 18:20:15

2019-02-16 16:22:24

which one of y'all lost an owl

2019-02-16 13:00:07

2019-02-15 18:41:06

At bar night:

2019-02-15 14:54:58

if u didnt laugh at my last meme boy do i have an event for u

2019-02-15 10:17:37

I should have studied abroad at Northwestern

2019-02-14 19:58:55

oh

2019-02-14 17:09:10

niche meme but ok

chaotic neutral is Janos minus mustache btw

also creds to Emily Xue for suggestions

2019-02-14 14:28:01

Tag an econ major

2019-02-14 12:06:24

UChicago hookup culture be like
https://www.eclecticenergies.com/enneagram/test

2019-02-14 11:56:54

When you go here so the TA's your valentine

2019-02-14 10:55:01

Plan your Regenstein trips wisely in these dire times:

2019-02-14 09:59:13

Give that special someone a true UChicago valentine's day card

2019-02-13 23:38:49

When u get on the shuttle and it starts to uchicaGO before u sit down

2019-02-13 23:36:31

a Big Mood ™️ for midterms, courtesy of Gertrude Stein

2019-02-13 22:53:55

2019-02-13 22:53:55

2019-02-13 21:12:27

Not my proudest meme (colorized

2019-02-13 20:21:21

how to practice good journalism, feat. the maroon

2019-02-13 18:36:19

When ur drunk friend disappears at the party and won’t pick up their phone so u have to cut ur loses

2019-02-13 00:27:35

for science.

2019-02-12 22:12:43

intro to genres: love meets uchicago hookup culture (bless prof xu) (from hooks' all about love)

2019-02-12 22:02:03

Blissful ignorance

2019-02-12 18:33:13

I'm just a humble memer. Charlie is the true genius behind this meme.

2019-02-12 18:21:38

good evening The Chicago Maroon

2019-02-12 17:41:57

The irony...

2019-02-12 17:11:36

oh hey its sixth week

2019-02-12 12:57:56

good afternoon everyone except the leadership at the Maroon who are not listening to the campus community or the 29 current and former editors saying the photo is unacceptable

2019-02-12 11:30:21

tag ur least-fav maroon

2019-02-12 10:31:58

2019-02-12 01:05:11

Committed to “create a space where readers can exchange intelligent and informed commentary” by publishing a tabloid header of an uncensored photograph of a criminal suspect...

2019-02-11 23:00:22

This was a wonderful use of my time

2019-02-11 20:44:53

Happy midterm season

2019-02-11 18:01:54

We have to wonder...

2019-02-11 17:27:18

This has been a weird 24 hours.

2019-02-11 16:44:19

2019-02-11 16:44:19

2019-02-11 16:26:07

Time to start outsourcing to washu business school profs for shitty UChicago memes bc apparently they have nothing better to do ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2019-02-11 15:56:56

When the prof says participation is required
Shared credits: Eleanor Wachtel

2019-02-11 14:28:50

Wow, thank you for your service 🦸🏼‍♂️

2019-02-11 13:55:16

2019-02-11 13:50:18

real picture of uchicago profs between 12:15 and 12:58

2019-02-11 13:39:08

Remember to respect those who sacrifice their grade for the greater good.

2019-02-11 13:35:29

Life of the grind reaccs only 💪💪💪

2019-02-11 13:22:06

Rumor has it they were trying to steal Milton Friedman’s Nobel prize

2019-02-11 13:19:39

Sanderson is a god damn hero people

2019-02-11 13:01:34

When there are armed robbers on campus but 12:30 classes weren't canceled

2019-02-11 12:50:13

When the University slush fund runs out... (They're on to @PresidentZimmer)

2019-02-11 12:47:58

Me, trapped in Eckhart during the shelter in place.

2019-02-11 12:43:47

2019-02-11 12:43:47

2019-02-11 12:43:29

shelter in place reaccs

2019-02-11 12:16:41

Not a meme stay safe yo

2019-02-10 20:18:25

"hey, why'd you drop your physics major to do econ?"

2019-02-10 19:40:04

Earth as a planet reacts only

2019-02-10 18:15:56

Roses are red
Violets are blue

2019-02-10 18:14:23

STEM: political science isn’t a real science
You, political science major:

2019-02-10 12:41:36

UChicago dating culture

2019-02-10 12:16:58

For those of you who want to show up to your next mixer looking fresh to death:

2019-02-10 12:13:06

2019-02-10 00:25:59

“Baker is a well-designed dining commons”-reacts only

2019-02-09 18:19:21

2019-02-09 10:42:18

2019-02-09 08:11:14

poor, sweet, naive psychology

2019-02-09 00:46:25

How's winter quarter going?

2019-02-08 16:42:21

econ majors in power

2019-02-08 15:38:24

studying for euro civ

2019-02-08 13:20:40

Boiling water challeng reax onli

2019-02-08 10:20:02

Rare photo of me trying to cross 60th street in tennis shoes

2019-02-07 19:30:28

TMI

2019-02-07 13:19:53

@everyone when I ask questions at televised IOP events

2019-02-07 12:45:21

Shilling for the Dealer has never been better.

Take this short quiz to get a match by Valentine"s Day and forget everything you thought you knew about uchicago hook-up culture:

https://datamatch.me/

2019-02-07 10:54:33

Giving these damn companies a taste of their own medicine 😤

2019-02-07 09:44:54

This isn't even a meme

2019-02-07 01:09:01

:~{

2019-02-06 16:55:02

An interesting title

2019-02-06 15:11:31

fun n fresh oc

2019-02-06 02:47:28

2019-02-05 21:41:45

When you decide to be cold just to get that UChicago crush

2019-02-05 20:54:15

When you use the time That Kid spends talking to catch up on the reading

2019-02-05 15:30:48

New template, same struggle

2019-02-05 14:34:50

thank you bill gates, very cool!

2019-02-05 13:35:27

Career advising: "So many doors will open!"
Doors:

2019-02-04 23:31:34

2019-02-04 23:19:47

Here is some relatable content

2019-02-04 21:55:03

When he says he’s socially liberal but fiscally conservative

2019-02-04 19:09:10

The Sunny D Twitter is run by a UChicago student

2019-02-04 12:54:32

Wow can’t believe we won the Super Bowl

2019-02-04 12:39:04

Is this UChicago hookup culture?

2019-02-03 22:23:46

is this a St. Patrick's Day Event or a PSA about pollution?

2019-02-03 19:49:59

Professors to you when you fall asleep during your 9:30

2019-02-03 09:51:30

2019-02-03 09:35:28

2019-02-03 00:27:05

I’m dead😂

2019-02-02 13:46:53

Nita Yack more like Nita SNACC

2019-02-02 09:50:35

Midterm season s here folks

2019-02-01 21:12:09

Soon the trifecta will be complete

2019-02-01 20:59:47

2019-02-01 17:47:53

posting 4 a friend (not my tinder)

2019-02-01 17:11:09

2019-02-01 14:46:30

When Bartlett’s not the shittiest dining hall anymore...

2019-02-01 14:01:20

tfw the fishbowl becomes ,, an actual fishbowl

2019-02-01 11:09:27

Your professors are lonely, y’all 😢

2019-02-01 11:09:01

Just tryna get my participation points but that kid crucifies me every time I speak reaccs

2019-01-31 21:32:40

Triple major reaccs only plz

2019-01-31 17:50:50

Especially relevant here in Chiberia

2019-01-31 17:29:52

2019-01-31 16:43:48

fire and ice reaccs only

2019-01-31 12:31:48

fundamentals

2019-01-31 12:31:48

math

2019-01-31 12:31:48

public policy

2019-01-31 12:31:48

computer science

2019-01-31 12:31:48

creative writing

2019-01-31 12:31:48

gender studies

2019-01-31 12:31:48

english

2019-01-31 12:31:48

psychology

2019-01-31 12:31:48

history

2019-01-31 12:31:48

germanic studies

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chemistry

2019-01-31 12:31:48

anthropology

2019-01-31 12:31:48

cinema/media studies

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pre-med

2019-01-31 12:31:48

philosophy

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econ

2019-01-31 00:59:40

Opinionated college student: “There is nothing more unethical than wearing a Canada Goose jacket!”

The Uber Economy:

2019-01-30 20:14:12

#gradstudentproblems

2019-01-30 19:28:34

Hot take: the weather outside is actually great

2019-01-30 17:10:27

hmmmmmmm

2019-01-30 15:55:54

please someone tell me where my canada goose is i just set it down at alpha delt for a moment

2019-01-30 15:35:47

me @ all the people going outside in shorts/t-shirts today

2019-01-30 14:29:43

UChicago be wildin' lately

2019-01-30 14:28:11

I love it when class is canceled

2019-01-30 12:57:06

2019-01-30 12:57:06

2019-01-30 12:57:06

2019-01-30 12:00:19

Rare pic of me as I prepare to make the 50ft trek to the dining hall

2019-01-30 10:44:52

No lies.

2019-01-30 10:43:57

DU

2019-01-30 10:43:57

ex libris

2019-01-30 10:43:57

fourth years

2019-01-30 10:43:57

that kid

2019-01-30 10:43:57

garty

2019-01-30 10:43:57

finals week

2019-01-30 10:43:57

SOSC

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student counseling services

2019-01-30 10:43:57

the dining hall on a good day

2019-01-30 10:27:10

what we've all been waiting for

2019-01-30 10:06:48

I want to write a joke but I really don’t think I could beat the caption.

2019-01-29 23:01:23

Polar vortex reaccs only

2019-01-29 21:31:59

Images You Can Hear

2019-01-29 21:18:50

uchicago hookup culture? 😪🥶 #cockblockedbytheweather

2019-01-29 20:22:59

2019-01-29 19:54:08

2019-01-29 17:29:02

when That Kid™ won't let go of his one discussion point

2019-01-29 17:12:09

2019-01-29 14:50:02

when the polar vortex comes to uchicago

2019-01-29 14:21:40

Fire Escape Films should remake this film in Chicago, I think it'd be a hit

2019-01-29 00:02:32

Don't forget to keep our southern neighbors in your thoughts and prayers during these trying times. <3

2019-01-28 23:36:11

when lab’s still on for tuesday night (stolen from UWisconsin Madison)

2019-01-28 22:54:25

CNN wrote an article about the Reg

2019-01-28 22:41:17

2019-01-28 21:33:53

Dean Boyer ghost wrote this

2019-01-28 21:32:00

2019-01-28 20:03:36

2019-01-28 20:03:36

2019-01-28 19:47:38

When the Life of the Grind can't wait for warmer weather

2019-01-28 19:23:16

Finally, some good news from Eric M. Heath.

2019-01-28 18:43:52

When the air is frozen but the critical inquiry isnt

2019-01-28 17:59:10

DARTY SZN ❄️🎉

2019-01-28 17:45:12

the hardest decisions require the strongest of wills

2019-01-28 17:06:06

Students at kimbark be like

2019-01-28 16:38:24

Not a meme and no longer a dream

2019-01-28 16:33:54

The most important bit, security officers won't be freezing to death outside Wednesday.

2019-01-28 16:31:15

Not a meme, but thank God.

2019-01-28 16:28:02

Bless dun Boyer

2019-01-28 16:21:19

a dose of reality colder than wednesday

2019-01-28 16:02:41

can i enroll in the lab school for the next two days?

2019-01-28 15:31:26

Let’s just hope Dean Boyér has read the latest edition of Doing Honest Work in College so that he can do the right thing...

2019-01-28 15:18:11

2019-01-28 15:18:11

2019-01-28 14:56:09

2019-01-28 14:56:09

2019-01-28 13:43:17

i know we won’t actually die walking to class i just really wanted to use this meme format, stay safe & warm friends! ❤️

2019-01-28 13:33:38

2019-01-28 12:15:09

frostbite reacts only

2019-01-28 11:37:06

2019-01-28 11:37:06

2019-01-28 11:26:27

The value of a dollar

2019-01-28 11:05:55

Can we walk to class in -60 degree windchill on Wednesday?

2019-01-27 22:28:40

Maybe Dean Boyer will use 1% of his power

2019-01-27 22:17:51

Meanwhile in Florida

2019-01-27 22:15:19

2019-01-27 22:01:35

2019-01-27 21:37:46

Friends from your hometown posting about how cold it is reaccs only

2019-01-27 21:06:59

"wind chills predicted up to -50℉ to -60℉ for wednesday"

2019-01-27 20:44:11

2019-01-27 20:24:36

UChicago Memes for Very Cold Teens

2019-01-27 20:01:59

-50° windchill reacts only

2019-01-27 18:25:21

2019-01-27 18:25:21

2019-01-27 15:25:13

So this is how the revolution begins, with china seizing the animemes of production

2019-01-27 14:22:31

Yeah, sorry to say first years, but it doesn't get easier.

2019-01-26 22:13:51

It’s Winter Quarter reacts only

2019-01-26 17:53:09

Is this future that Dean Boyer wants

2019-01-26 16:03:23

going outside be like

2019-01-26 14:25:06

if its not back on in 15 minutes were legally allowed to drop out

2019-01-26 12:54:26

2019-01-25 21:14:12

I lost an odds are, so here's the final, NEVER BEFORE SEEN installment of the house party blitz that the houseparty legal team told me not to post.

2019-01-25 16:05:01

polar vortex reaccs only

2019-01-25 15:40:59

Kenneth C. Griffin School of Economics reaccs only

2019-01-25 02:07:17

yo whose dad is this

2019-01-24 19:28:32

winter reacts only

2019-01-24 18:16:10

something something chicago sleep culture

2019-01-24 16:02:13

2019-01-24 11:39:46

2019-01-24 10:32:49

When three buses in a row passed by without stopping

2019-01-23 22:07:40

2019-01-23 21:41:27

2019-01-23 21:16:29

It is Wednesday, my dudes.

2019-01-23 21:13:13

2019-01-23 20:00:14

That kid ™, the professor is telling you you’re wrong. Oh my God, he has AirPods. He can’t hear us. Oh my God.

2019-01-23 18:12:12

When you realize that the new frat calling themsleves "pike" has the greek letters Pi Kappa Alpha, so they are actually "pika"

2019-01-23 11:57:17

2019-01-22 22:27:52

2019-01-22 20:29:13

Tea fiend reaccs only 😡

2019-01-22 17:56:37

Graffiti from the reg ... Something something life of the mind

2019-01-22 15:46:47

2019-01-22 15:46:47

2019-01-22 15:32:03

Quad ice skating reacts only

2019-01-21 22:02:22

something something copying harvard

2019-01-21 20:22:06

When you have no idea how to do that STAT 234 homework

2019-01-20 20:53:25

2019-01-20 13:46:35

New Jersey style reaccs only

2019-01-19 15:41:08

midwest eyeroll reaccs only

2019-01-18 17:08:19

Enter the 2020 investment banking summer analyst recruiting cycle

2019-01-18 15:18:06

Is this how econ majors learn about role play?

2019-01-18 13:09:29

grade deflation reaccs only

2019-01-18 12:06:50

2019-01-18 07:42:55

Presented without comment

2019-01-17 16:39:43

half a bagel reaccs only

2019-01-17 13:59:58

I hear you shit talking the Reg and I won't stand for it

2019-01-17 06:53:53

Waking up Thursday morning for Kuvia like:

2019-01-16 17:26:33

Winter break vs winter quarter

2019-01-16 16:48:16

Second week (or every week)

2019-01-16 14:41:46

Five minutes into natty haz and chill

2019-01-16 13:36:26

2019-01-16 12:11:25

That Guy trying to explain Buddhism in first quarter Sosc

2019-01-16 11:24:24

Weekly morning practice reacts only 😂

2019-01-16 10:43:35

Kuvia shirt reaccs only

2019-01-15 23:55:33

F

2019-01-15 21:50:04

uchicago students after going to 1 day of kuvia:

2019-01-15 21:45:30

something something uchicago hookup culture..

found in harper.

2019-01-15 20:57:30

2019-01-15 12:04:47

*spends 15 minutes walking aimlessly through the hallways*

2019-01-15 09:29:07

My thoughts on Kuvia

2019-01-15 07:56:50

2019-01-15 01:50:14

2019-01-14 22:28:07

2019-01-14 22:22:27

tag tht angel <3

2019-01-14 21:48:09

Kuvia week reacts

2019-01-14 20:42:09

2019-01-14 11:07:57

kuvia reaccs only

2019-01-14 06:34:38

“Let me guess, your sleep schedule?”
“It was. And it was beautiful”

2019-01-13 23:31:37

2019-01-13 21:55:34

I went to O-week and all I got was this shitty book

2019-01-13 19:04:16

2019-01-13 19:04:16

2019-01-13 14:41:32

when the advertisements in the assigned reading are the most interesting part

2019-01-10 20:02:24

Is this: A reasonable method of justifying one’s grades to parents ? (the answer is yes)

2019-01-10 12:54:35

Hi everyone, you all may be completely jaded from these kinds of posts, but a coat that is very dear to me has been stolen during yesterday’s Bar Night. It is a disposable plastic rain poncho, 100% P.E. and one size fits all, given to me by my grandma for my birthday last year. There is an autograph from Recep Tayyip Erdogan on the back. Please just return it if you have it, I promise that I won’t seek any retribution for your perfidy.

2019-01-09 22:46:01

new quarter, same shit

2019-01-09 20:18:33

That's just how the mafia works 🤷

2019-01-09 15:00:03

Go join Neurodivergent memes for learning (dis)abled teens

2019-01-09 10:55:53

Tenure

2019-01-09 10:16:00

Free speech is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural

2019-01-09 01:40:49

Found in the alumni and faculty authors section:
Not surprising, at all.

#winterquarter[insertbigwordsthatallmeansadness]
#lifeofthebrokenmind
#sorryforpicturesofmyfingersnotmemeZ

2019-01-08 22:09:11

something something mafia hookup culture

2019-01-08 15:03:35

you're doing God's work

2019-01-08 13:08:47

2019-01-07 19:38:12

when you're waitlisted at hogwarts

2019-01-07 17:43:09

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my family is dying

groceries - $50
wifi - $20
Principles of Modern Chemistry 8th Edition - $400
CTA - $10

2019-01-07 11:48:52

Welcome back, everyone.

2019-01-06 21:13:12

good luck, everyone

2019-01-06 17:20:07

Tag your favorite liberal arts majors

2019-01-06 13:58:39

Repost from Elitist Memes for Every Ivy League Teen, but I feel this belongs here more

2019-01-06 13:42:43

2019-01-06 10:28:13

i-took-mind-for-sosc reacts only

2019-01-05 23:37:36

First day of the quarter tomorrow reacs only

2019-01-05 01:46:45

2019-01-04 23:22:06

2019-01-04 23:22:06

2019-01-04 16:11:23

whaddup council i woke up at 3 pm

2019-01-04 15:47:20

When the average on your exam is in the 40s but your professor insists it's because all the students are dumb and refuses to change his teaching methods

2019-01-04 12:18:00

uchicago hookup culture, &c.

2019-01-04 11:38:23

well that’s just disappointing #fuckgradarius

2019-01-04 08:18:59

2016 Republican Primary reaccs only

2019-01-03 14:13:01

Tommy Lee Jones always looks like his son just told him he makes UChicago Hookup Culture memes.

2019-01-03 11:08:40

winter quarter reaccs only

2019-01-02 23:55:22

When being assigned a problem set serves as a reminder that winter quarter is about to begin, but you aren't ready for the quarter to begin

2019-01-02 19:28:12

Paying respects to
our great forlorn lost comrade.
r.i.p new grad

Its pillars disguised
but we will never forget
the fishbowl lives on

a harris school haiku

2019-01-02 13:45:04

Science Olympiad needs people to help out at our invitational. It"s the first Saturday after break (January 12th), so most people won"t be too worried about the 200 pages of reading due on Monday. There are over 600 students coming, so we need helpers for all sorts of tasks. From grading tests to setting up the award ceremony, there"s a place for you! Also, there"s free food. People like free food.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1tBcb3mNyQuwS1q4UvN20Zu9BkgcAF8Yxa7jreXzxn2Q/edit?fbclid=IwAR0dgtTk8QpwuqX0XSj-5qWNtDmAhrsZ081NiOjdOw79oMrcFDyIR945Vvo#gid=0

2019-01-02 13:19:25

2018-12-31 14:04:39

found a great job opportunity for anyone interested

2018-12-31 11:40:31

When humanities majors try to stay friends with econ majors after college

2018-12-31 09:07:57

If Walter Netsch ever returned to the Reg

comic source: SMBC Comics

2018-12-30 23:02:39

"New Year, Same Me" Reacts

2018-12-30 20:39:10

thank u, next

2018-12-30 19:17:20

career advancement be like

2018-12-30 14:35:36

Reg reacts only

2018-12-30 10:33:27

When you act as if there isn't only one week left of break and that you don't need to get ready for next quarter

2018-12-30 09:59:01

your prof not calling on you and giving you a pitying look because he knows you don't know the conjugations reaccs only

2018-12-29 21:02:21

2018-12-29 21:02:21

2018-12-29 20:02:04

My mom forcing me to open Canvas and look at my final grades

2018-12-29 19:24:39

Stolen from Columbia’s meme page. Difference is we’ll actually get the internship

2018-12-29 15:34:14

when you slept through HUM and the final paper is due in 3 hours (caption credit to Jacob Stein)

2018-12-28 18:38:15

Hmm I think I found someones phone in the Crear bathroom. Any idea whose this is?

2018-12-28 17:36:01

“My hs didn’t assign letter grades” reax only 🙅🏻‍♀️

2018-12-28 12:17:40

soon ™️

2018-12-27 21:56:48

Southern state reaccs only.

2018-12-27 12:45:43

I can't wait for the new dorm y'all, it looks great in the renderings.

2018-12-27 12:06:01

The true uchicago experience

2018-12-26 18:31:31

can't wait for power next quarter!

2018-12-26 17:57:51

when you suck at chemistry

2018-12-26 03:16:49

When you can’t stop thinking about chem even during Christmas

2018-12-25 19:18:03

2018-12-25 19:18:03

2018-12-25 19:18:03

2018-12-25 10:58:48

that's what you get for deferring me >>>:(

2018-12-24 23:02:02

when you're the last one at the reg on a Tuesday

2018-12-24 16:49:53

2018-12-24 16:13:49

2018-12-24 14:11:07

business econ major reacts only

2018-12-24 11:14:14

This is what I imagine when I hear there are dogs in the Reynolds Club to help students decompress.

2018-12-23 12:58:06

@Ex Lib

2018-12-22 18:48:30

Saieh reaccs only
Stolen meem

2018-12-21 19:20:29

creds to rupi kaur

2018-12-21 17:29:12

I stole this from Northwestern don’t @ me

2018-12-21 09:19:07

Stolen from pomonapitzers something or other

2018-12-20 21:55:31

Just got a new admissions pamphlet in the mail.

2018-12-19 20:13:03

Not OC but gold

2018-12-19 15:40:55

2018-12-19 15:24:33

When grades are officially out

2018-12-19 14:52:40

Me after final grades come out

2018-12-19 12:44:42

Crescat Scientia; vita exJUULaturSee Translation

2018-12-19 10:12:16

Anyone who knows about or used Gradarius in some fashion

2018-12-19 09:13:16

please I thought they were supposed to be up I just wanna know how badly I bombed everything

2018-12-18 20:41:12

“That final was tough as hell”

2018-12-18 14:37:37

I feel especially personally attacked by this relatable content

2018-12-18 13:41:15

tfw ur gonna be a 5th year

2018-12-18 09:48:55

2018-12-17 21:34:07

UThiccago part 2

2018-12-17 19:11:54

It's time t(o) make this message mu(c)h more wholesome <3 #bobo #neverforget

2018-12-17 18:58:45

*beating of a dead horse intensifies*

2018-12-17 18:54:03

When you get the notification that your final class grades are in

2018-12-17 18:33:28

2018-12-17 18:33:28

2018-12-17 18:30:45

posting for a friend

2018-12-17 17:11:39

r/incels, but make it uchicago

2018-12-17 15:35:38

when you accidentally submit the extremely rough draft of your final paper and the professor sends you this absolute gem of an email

BEST POSSIBLE CASE UPDATE:

“I just read your paper. You are getting an A. You did a SUBSTANTIAL amount of work and it’s a very interesting topic. I think, if you want to do a bit more work on the topic, you might further refine your criticisms of EU countries. You cite three good examples, but the use of the term “atrocities” I found to be too strong. You just need to better support your claim of EU hypocrisy. But it’s a good paper and I’m glad this all worked out!”

2018-12-17 15:12:27

Is this a socially acceptable forum to hit on girls reacts only

2018-12-17 11:51:34

2018-12-17 11:51:34

2018-12-17 11:32:03

this group really only has one good joke

2018-12-17 02:57:37

2018-12-17 02:57:37

2018-12-16 21:47:28

>when the lottery of asking her out privately yields a lower expected utility than the lottery of making a confession to the entire class via Canvas

Is *this* the meaning of "UChicago dating culture"?

2018-12-16 20:01:43

My sister sent me this meme from the WashU meme page. Relevant? That’s for you to decide

2018-12-16 19:01:51

phy sci reacts only

2018-12-16 18:56:33

finals week: a series

2018-12-16 18:21:30

guys really live in apartments like this and don't see any issue

2018-12-16 17:12:01

Poor one out for a fallen comrade

2018-12-15 18:29:23

UChicago hookup culture etc. etc.

2018-12-15 14:46:03

Yet another successful quarter at UChicago🤩

2018-12-15 10:49:33

2018-12-15 01:35:26

UChicago Class of 2023

gg no re

PC: New Urbanist Memes for Transit-Oriented Teens

2018-12-14 22:01:07

late but

2018-12-14 20:21:14

keeping watermarks in the image is for plebs

2018-12-14 18:54:57

You: Finals are over and I can leave campus.
Me, an intellectual:

2018-12-14 18:01:23

made this aggressively low qual image on my flight home, thinking about the grades i've gotten back and the disappointments still yet to come

2018-12-14 16:12:32

2018-12-14 13:44:44

Writing course evals like

2018-12-13 22:37:11

this is so sad

2018-12-13 21:19:56

How I feel after finishing my last final

2018-12-13 21:07:19

gee i wish that were me

2018-12-13 20:38:08

When someone says the Reg looks bad/brutalism is bad

2018-12-13 19:46:05

Me: I"m going to find a table in the library and really focus on finals.
The Reg:

2018-12-13 16:02:43

Finals week reaccs only

2018-12-13 15:03:37

Me enjoying a short moment of triumph, even though I know it's going to come back to bite me.

2018-12-13 13:59:01

Pour one out for everyone who *technically* passed all their classes this quarter

2018-12-13 13:25:52

econ reaccs only

2018-12-13 13:03:25

2018-12-13 01:27:41

2018-12-12 21:45:39

Why, God?

2018-12-12 20:37:05

2018-12-12 20:37:05

2018-12-12 14:58:47

Finals week feel

2018-12-12 14:36:09

2018-12-12 14:36:09

2018-12-12 14:36:09

2018-12-12 10:13:39

RIP

2018-12-12 00:10:20

This final won’t stop me because I can’t read!

2018-12-11 21:34:45

When you try to be Harvard

2018-12-11 21:03:49

Gen Chem PV = nRT reaccs only

2018-12-11 20:52:31

Grade deflation smh

"Wise guy" credits to some joker in orgo

2018-12-11 17:28:20

2018-12-11 08:22:49

Something something That Kid™️ Culture something something

2018-12-11 01:06:06

when u run out of name ideas (where my PHSC12700 Stars people at)

2018-12-10 22:23:35

🎶 Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated 🎶

2018-12-10 21:18:41

Saw two snails today.

2018-12-10 20:46:34

Me trying to stretch out the last paragraph of my essay

2018-12-10 20:19:37

Borrowed from subtle asian traits

2018-12-10 20:09:54

Blah blah uchicago hookup culture blah blah

2018-12-10 20:02:47

2018-12-10 20:02:47

2018-12-10 19:01:25

reopening the lecture notes like

2018-12-10 18:58:08

2018-12-10 17:10:30

Not my meme, just my current mood

2018-12-10 14:34:37

low_effort_meme.png

2018-12-10 11:23:43

Putting biochem to good use

2018-12-10 11:06:48

bar night

2018-12-10 10:12:05

We, who are about to die, salute you

2018-12-10 09:31:29

2018-12-10 09:15:08

The myth about stepping on the seal in Reynolds was an inside job by the registrar to justify not having enough space in major classes

2018-12-10 08:54:09

this one taught me all three
pain: BDSM
pleasure: BDSM
patience: BDSM

BDSM: Bound (to) Dominate Studying Meetup

2018-12-09 21:31:15

When you think you"ve got the right answer but you"re actually really off
(Photo is unedited...)

2018-12-09 19:10:40

meme courtesy of UChicago Commedia

2018-12-09 13:06:45

Pissing my GPA away

2018-12-09 12:38:41

2018-12-09 10:23:19

When you're a plate at Bartlett

2018-12-08 21:35:22

is anyone else tryna catch up on the readings for ASTR127 before monday comes

2018-12-08 18:55:02

What you tell your friends about finals vs. reality

2018-12-07 21:43:17

I paid $3 for the marker

2018-12-07 19:41:34

c.f. Stephen Ebert from Grand Unified Physics Memes

2018-12-07 19:00:54

2018-12-07 18:58:13

we should change our praxis

2018-12-07 18:57:37

Cheat sheet for my next final:

2018-12-07 18:18:39

Something something uchicago hookup culture

2018-12-07 16:56:23

When you ask your friend for help and they also haven’t been to class since the midterm

2018-12-07 15:51:21

2018-12-07 14:54:39

Math major reaccs only

2018-12-07 10:49:23

Saving Private Boyer- UChicago Student’s Last Stand

2018-12-07 09:03:33

World of light reacts only

2018-12-06 21:18:28

sounds about right

2018-12-06 12:49:27

tag your friend who needs a new canada goose

2018-12-06 01:07:01

2018-12-06 00:39:37

if i could fall into the sky, do you think time would pass me by? cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles if i could just see you tonight

2018-12-05 23:28:11

Someone give these guys some love - spotted on the quad.

2018-12-05 22:42:47

(I can't say anything witty because my voice is gone)

2018-12-05 22:13:57

uchicago in a nutshell
(it"s meant to say dump)
creds to s.a.t. AND Jiaqi Gao for telling me to post this

2018-12-05 22:07:21

uchicago in nov. - dec.

2018-12-05 19:27:41

Not oc, borrowed from Emory Memes

2018-12-05 17:27:01

Found in a uChicago study lounge.

2018-12-05 16:59:49

press F t(o) pay respe(c)ts

2018-12-05 16:22:39

press f(tp)

2018-12-05 11:53:02

2018-12-05 07:41:07

2018-12-05 01:18:36

2018-12-04 23:24:17

2018-12-04 21:23:34

Me too random cabinet in the basement of Eckhart... me too

2018-12-04 17:17:59

UChicago professors: so kind, so understanding

2018-12-04 17:14:25

zzz...zzz...zzz

2018-12-04 15:46:53

Yep!

2018-12-04 14:58:25

When "That Kid"™ makes an appearance at Bar Night

2018-12-04 09:18:00

Wake me up wake me up inside can’t wake up

2018-12-04 08:51:26

Sad time of year

2018-12-03 17:18:33

2018-12-03 17:02:40

*think only rainbows and unicorns*

2018-12-03 16:08:21

That Kid Time.

2018-12-03 15:13:24

Don't forget the religious reasons behind Christmas this upcoming holiday season

2018-12-03 01:59:47

Trying to find that holiday spirit.

2018-12-02 20:12:35

@ the first years thinking it gets better

2018-12-02 18:35:35

The selection committee showing no love for Chicago’s true Big 10 team (via BarstoolIrish)

2018-12-02 16:38:59

That moment when UChicago Dining is better than Disney World
(Happy Hanukkah, everyone!)

2018-12-02 16:17:14

Math majors rise up

2018-12-02 15:57:04

and only the garty, master of all four elements, could save us. but when uchicago gays needed it most, it vanished...

2018-12-02 13:42:40

2018-12-02 13:00:55

Bring back Canada Goosespotting 2k18 (spotted at DU)

2018-12-02 00:21:38

2018-12-02 00:21:38

2018-12-01 18:39:50

bad news I broke the law with impunity good news i’m a straight white dude and my dad’s just gonna give the university a new building

2018-12-01 02:06:00

UChicago Breakups

2018-11-30 23:52:05

The Economist’s latest piece on Garty & UCPD

2018-11-30 22:23:08

Ucpd @ garty

2018-11-30 22:07:45

Look I’m not saying it was homophobia but it was homophobia

2018-11-30 17:05:55

For anyone taking a sosc class

2018-11-30 14:07:35

Tag your favorite CR/Bannon debate supporter!

2018-11-30 12:50:12

Where memes come to die

2018-11-30 10:08:29

”Look man! I really need that A to keep my scholarship”

2018-11-30 01:05:55

Some profs just want to watch the world burn

2018-11-30 00:31:04

People who have a midterm today reaccs only.

2018-11-29 16:34:34

2018-11-29 01:07:21

If we are to create truly uchicago content, I propose we get familiar with Chicago style meme citations.
Always cite your sources georgetown memes for non-comforming jesuit teens.

UPDATE: sources have been cited, proof in the comments (3)

Bibliography:

1. "he"s not your man he"s uchicago secure". Digital image. Facebook, UChicago Memes for Theoretical Teens. Nov. 28, 2018. Accessed Nov. 29, 2018. https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=2014451138593102&set=gm.2157648840988097&type=3&theater&ifg=1

2. "he"s not your man he"s saxa-net". Digital image. Facebook, georgetown memes for non-conforming jesuit teens. Nov. 28, 2018. Accessed Nov. 29, https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=2099473040073241&set=gm.512885545847381&type=3&theater&ifg=1

3. Cited "he"s not your man he"s saxa-net". Digital image. Facebook, georgetown memes for non-conforming jesuit teens. Nov. 29, 2018. Accessed Nov. 29, https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=2099473040073241&set=gm.512885545847381&type=3&theater&ifg=1

2018-11-28 18:30:41

Apologies if too edgy

2018-11-28 16:46:54

health inspection reaccs only

2018-11-28 14:28:09

2018-11-28 12:43:45

When PowerPoint Online is ready for the quarter to be over😶

2018-11-28 12:03:46

2018-11-28 11:47:21

Spotted in Searle #groinba

2018-11-27 21:30:28

It’s really that time of the quarter huh

2018-11-27 16:47:06

When snoozing becomes a severe issue in life

2018-11-27 14:58:42

2018-11-26 22:17:36

Tag ur tinder matches!

2018-11-26 20:25:36

credits to my facebook-less friend: Rami Kablawi

2018-11-26 20:03:23

When you're definitely not Harvard, but your boss really wants you to be Harvard

2018-11-26 19:40:48

For all the pre meds in Andrews' physio and Orgo this week

2018-11-26 13:05:04

when you’re skimming the spark notes for
that class’s reading but it’s 5 minutes before the start of class and you need to lead the discussion

2018-11-26 10:41:42

core reacts only

2018-11-25 23:59:38

they did surgery on a grape

2018-11-25 21:34:29

When the ta prepares you for finals a little too well

2018-11-25 19:14:49

2018-11-25 18:23:25

bc why not do all the reading assigned over the thanksgiving the day before it's due

2018-11-25 10:33:59

Pardon me while I hop on the anti-Boyer hype train

2018-11-25 05:26:38

someone come get their mans

2018-11-24 22:48:11

2018-11-24 17:31:10

Midterms szn never ends reacts only...but in an unlikely turn of events my midterms ended 7th week..??

2018-11-24 14:12:43

Boyer: We should mimic Harvard
The UChicago student body:

2018-11-24 09:53:34

When that kid 'has to' respond in sosc because he 'feels attacked'

2018-11-23 13:39:49

sosc irl

2018-11-22 20:44:45

When you're reading the Marx-Engels Reader for Sosc.

2018-11-22 15:40:31

"Alone, doing schoolwork on Thanksgiving" reaccs only

2018-11-22 10:54:41

waking up to messages from him 😍

2018-11-22 10:44:33

Trying to resist this school's toxic and masochistic environment like

2018-11-22 10:27:21

Something something Uchicago dating culture

2018-11-22 01:05:52

Co-bread getters : Sydney Smith Shelby Smith
Tag your bread getter

2018-11-22 00:53:40

That darn dean done did em dirty

2018-11-21 23:02:54

2018-11-21 22:14:46

UChicago hookup culture reacts only

2018-11-21 21:30:41

2018-11-21 20:58:08

Locally produced

2018-11-21 17:58:55

tag your favourite university administrator

2018-11-21 14:10:34

2018-11-21 10:49:56

We've seen this before

2018-11-21 10:48:03

when he only loves u for the money u don't have :'(

2018-11-21 10:38:26

“I moved off my second year” reacts only 🤧

2018-11-21 10:17:48

personally a big fan of the random housing lotto tho

2018-11-21 10:17:07

Because we have so much extra housing space and have been holding on to our satellite dorms...

2018-11-21 10:15:48

“To extend the benefits from housing, we’re just gonna force you to give us more money without a choice. You know, for the benefits... - not very sincerely, Dean Boyer”

2018-11-21 01:11:35

UChicago Engineering more like

2018-11-20 11:39:40

which of yalls degenerates did this

2018-11-20 11:03:00

🤧🤧🤧 @finstituteofpolitics why and also w h y

2018-11-19 16:53:59

UChicago Hookup Culture amirite

2018-11-19 03:52:24

midwest reaccs: Pregame, postgame; Reg 10 pm BYOB, UCID required

2018-11-18 16:40:13

This really says a lot about our society.

2018-11-18 15:10:49

2018-11-18 13:56:10

I have my thoughts on UChicago’s next musical guest

2018-11-18 13:51:42

Is this uchicago hookup culture

2018-11-18 13:48:09

when you spend $100 on coffee from Ex in the first three weeks of the quarter [spotted at UW lacrosse)

2018-11-18 12:32:50

UChicago hookup culture etc. etc.

2018-11-18 10:36:04

is this uchicago hookup culture

2018-11-18 10:23:17

When you try to have fun on the weekend, but Canvas tells you your midterm has been graded

2018-11-17 20:48:55

Pls

2018-11-17 17:44:24

@financehookupculture

2018-11-17 17:07:32

My 6 favorite things... my stats professor knows me too well

2018-11-17 12:53:16

The best email UChicago has ever sent me

2018-11-16 23:23:48

When you’re 8 shots deep at Bar Night and your friends are trying to pull you away from the new love of your life

2018-11-16 21:09:36

this screenshot from jojo's bizarre adventure was taken exactly an hour and four minutes after a squirrel with the confidence of a white man ran right over my shoes holding a nut

2018-11-16 19:49:36

Something something UChicago hookup culture something something not in practice

2018-11-16 18:58:56

going home for winter break & talking to your family like

2018-11-16 16:00:52

2018-11-16 13:55:32

2018-11-16 09:18:02

Good Morning Gen Chem, let's get this bread

2018-11-16 08:44:11

It be like that sometimes

2018-11-16 00:26:24

When your prof draws a molecule on the board and it’s an artificial sweetener
...
Rawal OChem reacs only

2018-11-15 21:44:23

everyday we stray further from god's light

2018-11-15 21:18:33

I didn’t make this

2018-11-15 17:37:25

2018-11-15 13:22:48

This says a lot about our society

2018-11-15 07:49:31

uchicago network reacts only

2018-11-15 01:10:43

Midwest reaccs only

2018-11-14 21:34:13

If I wanted 7,000 undergrads I would’ve gone to Harvard

2018-11-14 20:11:28

2018-11-14 19:44:05

UChicago: *plans to build megadorm and skyrocket enrollment*
Students: hi can we please have more mental health resources and also pay grad students for their labor
UChicago:

2018-11-14 19:11:59

When you did well on the last assignment but are still failing the class

2018-11-14 13:30:46

midterms szn got me feelin like

2018-11-13 23:21:39

When you're not Harvard, but you're trying to pass yourself off as Harvard

2018-11-13 18:18:26

2018-11-13 13:03:13

Accurate school mascot

2018-11-13 12:50:22

when your cs pset is due at 4 and you get a github merge error at 3:59

2018-11-13 12:29:36

When you want to work at the #2 University but you're stuck at #3

2018-11-13 11:57:48

when the dining hall has tomato soup

2018-11-13 10:52:54

‘Tis the season for Gadsden flag salt trucks 🎶

2018-11-13 10:37:33

When you think you’ve adequately prepared for an exam

2018-11-12 20:18:54

Nadaya Davis Parul Kumar 🤲🏻🙏🏻please

2018-11-12 18:36:24

For the uninitiated: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcNT2pMyFn4

EDIT: I got a mere 55 on my latest Bio midterm. Press F to pay respects

2018-11-12 15:22:12

Applying meth to statistics

(this is not photoshopped)

2018-11-12 12:58:04

2018-11-12 12:58:04

2018-11-12 10:54:18

Introducing Chem Midterm 2: Electric Boogaloo

2018-11-11 21:40:56

The most divisive thing I've ever sent in a group chat

2018-11-11 21:12:32

Max Palevsky has not switched the AC over to heat, and it is not okay.

2018-11-11 14:23:51

When the professor says the average was too high on the first midterm and then absolutely fucking destroys the class on the second

2018-11-11 13:06:08

i’m so fucking grateful for my

2018-11-11 12:04:21

happy midterms friends

2018-11-11 09:03:23

Saturdays at UChicago be like

2018-11-11 01:01:53

When you're behind on being behind on your readings

2018-11-09 18:05:37

tbh they all taught me pain

2018-11-09 15:56:36

In honor of winter registration being right around the corner.

2018-11-09 10:33:07

It's always midterm season, y'all.

2018-11-08 23:27:28

thank you, [hallowed grounds]

2018-11-08 23:19:22

The house taught me love
The walk taught me patience
The core taught me pain

2018-11-08 22:57:10

That sounds great in practice, but how does it work in theory???

2018-11-08 22:29:59

@ those among us who won't go south of 61st

2018-11-08 22:23:13

"i enjoy the walk"

2018-11-08 20:48:20

2018-11-08 19:49:48

Ain't too proud to beg

2018-11-08 16:23:03

2018-11-08 16:23:03

2018-11-08 16:23:03

2018-11-08 14:52:10

thank u, neil

2018-11-08 14:32:07

Going to the reg after 4 years of "the largest class ever"

2018-11-08 13:31:24

econ 200 reacts only

2018-11-08 12:12:27

2018-11-08 12:12:27

2018-11-08 10:44:18

Why buy that extra space heater for the apartment when you can have The Warmth Of The (employed) Mind™?
Credit Marina

2018-11-07 20:35:48

When your professor doesn't think you're listening

2018-11-07 19:46:47

2018-11-07 18:10:03

thank u, next bar night

2018-11-07 18:05:29

Pretty much how my second year went tbh

2018-11-07 17:15:44

When you bomb a midterm yet refuse to change your study habits

2018-11-07 14:00:52

Hypocritical much?

2018-11-06 19:38:11

one taught me love, one taught me patience, one taught me pain

2018-11-06 18:45:20

2018-11-06 16:38:24

tinder rlly knows what gets me going more than any uchicago hookup 💦😏✅🗳😩👏🏻🔥

2018-11-06 15:14:50

midterm szn mood

2018-11-06 13:38:30

thank u, next quarter

2018-11-06 11:46:22

"it is good"

subtle asian traits reaccs only

2018-11-05 22:07:36

"iNsPiReD bY yOuR rEcEnT aCtIvItY"

2018-11-05 17:25:03

happy sixth week

2018-11-05 13:48:21

When That Kids get into debates with professors who wrote the book on the subject being taught:

2018-11-05 00:19:56

2018-11-04 18:34:07

2018-11-04 12:37:28

happy 6th week

2018-11-03 17:18:53

Tfw the Facebook algorithm gives you the life advice your professors and advisors won’t

2018-11-03 16:47:38

Credit: Katia for the idea

2018-11-03 11:09:18

2018-11-03 10:28:54

I'm getting real tired of this

2018-11-02 18:00:47

what Hyde park really needs after those security emails

2018-11-02 14:10:50

Something something UChicago hook-up culture

2018-11-02 11:26:34

5th week midterm grades got me feelin like

2018-11-02 10:36:05

Upper sum reaccs only

2018-11-02 00:22:10

Anyone else ready to main Piranha Plant?

2018-11-01 17:07:52

>When the Professor takes theory to the next level

2018-11-01 15:45:54

You: Econ at this school is too theoretical. I don"t understand when we would use any of this information in real life.

Econ professors:

2018-11-01 10:36:48

Tfw you come back from a year away and see one of your old friends on campus, but when you wave to them they make eye contact with you then keep walking without saying anything

2018-11-01 09:43:55

forever midterm season reacts only

2018-10-31 23:22:07

Now THIS is spooky

2018-10-31 19:27:02

Found this on Twitter

2018-10-31 12:26:46

2018-10-31 12:12:31

2018-10-30 22:00:09

he was a boy
she was a girl
can i make it anymore obvious

2018-10-30 20:58:24

2018-10-30 16:04:23

Relevant to our student body

2018-10-30 13:43:51

whomst else can relate

2018-10-30 13:13:54

2018-10-30 11:40:37

[overworked uchicago hookup culture joke]

2018-10-30 10:20:09

capitalism only works until you run out of your parents' money

2018-10-30 10:18:50

when reese chadington finally takes sosc:

2018-10-29 22:49:44

Are we still doing library reaccs only?

2018-10-29 22:43:16

Bar Night Reaccs Only

2018-10-29 17:11:17

Ending your hum paper 101

2018-10-28 19:40:26

5th wk reacts only

orig comic: http://gunshowcomic.com/648

2018-10-28 18:38:45

"when you thought you did average on the midterm"

2018-10-28 13:22:44

tag your favourite Tory

2018-10-28 12:23:58

2018-10-28 06:46:27

Someone please explain to me why the actual fuck

2018-10-28 02:38:21

uchicago dating culture x
graphic design is my passion

2018-10-28 01:20:04

2018-10-26 22:53:53

UChicago Hookup culture

2018-10-26 21:12:16

2018-10-26 14:37:07

They could’ve just ended the article with this, honestly.

2018-10-26 12:32:09

2018-10-26 11:54:44

MATH 207 reaccs only

2018-10-25 18:04:43

When the Physics midterm is about an hour away

2018-10-24 16:52:26

2018-10-24 14:41:08

Ackshually, that's an Euler diagram, not a Venn diagramm

2018-10-24 01:02:16

when ur part time unpaid internship offers you a full time unpaid internship

2018-10-23 20:38:40

When you get lost in B-Level and the stacks start mocking you...

2018-10-23 18:14:27

2018-10-23 18:14:27

2018-10-23 12:50:45

2018-10-23 07:10:38

it's amazing, you graduate and suddenly you stop caring who you annoy on this page

2018-10-23 00:11:58

“I’m so fucking sick of watching the university do nothing about these toxic organizations” reacts ONLY

2018-10-22 21:28:39

2018-10-22 21:28:39

2018-10-22 21:20:02

An important meme update: Illinois ACTUALLY bumped up the Google searches for Viennese Oyster!! We did it y'all

2018-10-22 19:51:31

unsurprisingly, the most accurate picture you can draw of uchicago hook up culture is...quite boring

2018-10-22 18:27:56

I would say "fuck these guys" but that would be giving them what they want.
Give them no respect, especially if they all collaborated on this

2018-10-22 17:50:58

spicy

2018-10-22 17:14:13

the meme that just keeps on giving

2018-10-22 17:07:25

Delta Upsilon at the University of Chicago have you boofed?

2018-10-22 16:54:11

2018-10-22 16:50:04

2018-10-22 16:27:31

people who defend frat bros at literally every opportunity

2018-10-22 16:14:48

2018-10-22 16:14:48

2018-10-22 16:09:22

The Maroon got it wrong!

2018-10-22 15:42:32

please be respectful in these trying times

2018-10-22 15:31:00

the maroon does it again

2018-10-22 00:21:02

a whole-ass mood

2018-10-21 11:47:18

so this is like, the most accurate picture of uchicago hookup culture you can draw

2018-10-20 21:51:15

when ur prof says you can only use bitwise operators . cs154 reaccs only

2018-10-20 14:23:29

It returns...

2018-10-20 12:36:16

“Majoring in neuroscience to try and understand your own brain” reacts only

2018-10-19 19:04:59

When president Zimmer won’t recognize a Grad Student Union

2018-10-19 14:38:08

Life of the mind

2018-10-18 21:24:08

I think the “hookup culture at UChicago” meme is due for a revival.

2018-10-18 21:04:28

How it feels to study for a midterm after several months of not learning anything

2018-10-18 16:11:00

Trying to get participation points in sosc like

2018-10-18 00:09:45

When the you’re stuck on a PSET

2018-10-17 20:43:31

Dean Boyer is a scab. Love your TA.

2018-10-17 17:51:01

Since this group is basically the new Overheard:
This was posted at 57th and Blackstone and is cute as heckie which of you did this

2018-10-17 17:39:06

Imagine seeing him show up to your dorm room door, wearing a Pizza Hut [tm] uniform

2018-10-17 17:21:42

*Me at 5 AM*

2018-10-17 17:01:21

Oh no it happened again !

2018-10-17 10:23:15

vue53 memes for exiled teens

2018-10-17 09:58:28

"House cry tally" reaccs only

2018-10-17 02:51:44

when you’re flipping through late night tinder and then...

2018-10-16 22:43:33

2018-10-16 19:22:12

When you realize that the North shuttle doesn't stop at North (or, the shuttle system in general)

2018-10-16 17:38:38

the fact that this job posting comes up when you search "Physics" on Handshake is a unique form of social commentary

2018-10-16 14:30:51

Posting a meme three times in a row because you made a spelling mistake each time reacts only

2018-10-15 22:22:28

Go(o)d lu(c)k

2018-10-15 20:27:30

remember, remember

2018-10-15 18:02:38

It's midterm season my dudes

2018-10-14 22:00:07

Kenneth C. Griffin Department of Economics reacts only

2018-10-14 15:16:13

When it’s already Sunday and you’re running out of time to get that pset done

2018-10-14 12:44:18

as i stare at the goliath that is the 30-odd pset questions i procrastinated all week

2018-10-14 11:11:34

What STEM majors think non-STEM majors do for work after graduation

2018-10-13 18:05:35

me: h-
everyone who has ever walked through the front door of the IOP:

2018-10-13 09:20:50

Something something UChicago dating culture

2018-10-12 15:00:54

My TA as he prepares to hand me back a test I was sure I aced

2018-10-12 14:16:46

When you try to fit fun into your overwhelming academic schedule
(this seriously popped up when I posted the soccer dog video on my personal page; faces/names here blurred out for privacy)

2018-10-11 19:23:33

Heavenly reaccs only

2018-10-10 17:46:06

Oooof

Credit: Adam Davies

2018-10-10 15:47:46

friends: I'm on a mission to join every college/university meme group, thank you for your aid in my quest. I travel to represent my home land; UMN Memes for Frozen Northern Teens

2018-10-10 15:23:37

2018-10-09 20:35:50

Canada Goose Reaccs only

2018-10-09 12:50:49

Blatant hypocrisy reacts only 😶

2018-10-09 10:41:54

2018-10-08 16:22:29

are you a man or are you a mouse I don"t care register to vote at uchicago.turbovote.com

& go follow twitter (dot) com user v0teordie this is their #content

2018-10-08 09:28:57

First year reaccs

2018-10-07 12:37:32

2018-10-06 11:45:32

Hey at least I’m self-aware

(register to vote ⬇️)
https://uchicago.turbovote.org/

2018-10-06 09:08:43

When you’re in the early section of the final.

2018-10-05 20:25:39

mansueto tats. life of the mind.

2018-10-05 19:38:37

This one is for all my Econ Bros out there

2018-10-05 18:11:19

@everyone in 5 classes

2018-10-05 12:23:02

I heard next year they’re converting all the singles in IHouse to doubles ....something something housing crisis...

2018-10-05 08:24:58

2018-10-05 08:24:58

2018-10-05 08:24:58

2018-10-05 08:24:58

2018-10-05 08:24:58

2018-10-05 08:24:58

2018-10-05 08:24:58

2018-10-05 00:47:13

plot thickens

2018-10-05 00:26:54

Welcome to UChicago, where fun goes to sleep

2018-10-04 19:34:30

tag ur profs

2018-10-04 19:14:44

2018-10-04 17:05:31

The greatest cultural clash of the century has started:

2018-10-03 22:58:53

we go to UChicago so we should feed off of each other's perceived stresses in hopes of reaching the ideals of "where fun goes to die" reacts only

2018-10-03 20:29:33

Weird, thought I didn't get those after graduating

2018-10-03 20:21:40

2018-10-03 18:34:12

There's going to be no more 90's kids and babies on campus soon. Everyone will be born after January 1, 2000.

2018-10-03 18:22:07

the light of my life

2018-10-03 17:31:56

welcome back everybody 🎉

2018-10-03 15:39:59

Covfefe reacts only

2018-10-03 14:45:19

have you found them yet?

2018-10-03 12:08:53

Classics reacts only

2018-10-03 10:10:58

First p-set reacts only.

2018-10-02 22:33:11

"Right next to Bis-Lick"

2018-10-01 16:49:41

It’s all Greek to me cuz it’s foreign and confusing and I don’t know it

2018-10-01 13:50:15

When your professor one ups putting their newly published book on the syllabus... "please follow me"

2018-10-01 13:40:34

When you bombed the final and thought you got 50% but you actually did worse... lookin at you The Chicago Maroon 👀

2018-10-01 01:59:54

oh boy i cant wait for the thanksgiving break

2018-09-30 23:11:33

Hey, have you heard of the Chicago Debate Society? (Jay)

2018-09-30 22:26:16

Just a friendly reminder as we go into the first week of classes :)

2018-09-30 18:40:13

Me re: the lack of croutons at Cathey

2018-09-30 15:04:34

2018-09-30 07:23:12

When you realize that O-week is over and you actually have to do any amount of work in the future

2018-09-29 14:34:34

When you’re cleared for the flight home but you’re also closing . . .

2018-09-29 11:47:46

Not a meme, but TI might be closing. I didn"t see significant discounts but I was also half asleep. Can anyone verify?

ETA: It"s closing on the 12th.

2018-09-29 11:40:13

Go home, East Shuttle, you're drunk.

2018-09-29 11:14:26

When the College decides to keep the 2022 group closed but RSO's still want to advertise their cool club

2018-09-28 22:17:52

When you hear first years laughing on the quad

2018-09-28 21:24:59

When your RA asks if you blacked out during O-Week

2018-09-28 19:16:47

2018-09-28 17:01:11

4th years rn

2018-09-28 15:23:16

math core reacts

2018-09-28 13:49:57

2018-09-28 13:10:26

2018-09-28 13:10:26

2018-09-28 13:10:26

2018-09-27 19:08:51

The aims of education: spelling

2018-09-27 18:52:17

2018-09-27 15:27:03

When a first year asks how you’ve managed to make it to your third year at this place

2018-09-27 15:26:30

Me: eww those fries are so greasy
Fries: eww a depressed piece of shit
Me: woah

2018-09-27 00:43:24

But do they make brief eye contact? Only first-years will understand

2018-09-26 20:41:24

*witty title*

2018-09-26 16:30:05

Freshman tip: if you want to make sure the frats notice you, only wear the coolest clothes

2018-09-26 12:47:18

Who'd have thunk

2018-09-26 12:42:15

Welcome Class of 2022!

2018-09-26 02:16:54

Sent already to first years, but it has enough mass market appeal for the collective good

2018-09-24 19:26:09

When there are too many first years for the dorms to hold.

Seen outside of Harris.

2018-09-23 16:23:24

When UChicago expects $19,000 in 3 days but still haven’t assessed your aid package 😪

2018-09-23 15:50:09

Convocation reaccs only

2018-09-23 01:07:41

2018-09-23 01:07:41

2018-09-22 23:54:38

Freshman glow party reacs only

2018-09-22 16:30:21

I spy an inefficiency in the market.

2018-09-21 22:55:01

Upperclassmen after listening to the first years explain why they applied

2018-09-21 22:53:09

whoopsie

2018-09-21 11:25:04

2018-09-20 16:56:20

2018-09-20 00:43:12

I haven’t had friends in town for two months

2018-09-19 16:14:26

-Fall Out Boy, City in a Garden
Courtesy of Genius Lyrics

2018-09-18 13:58:00

hey! Would you like to come over to my room? We’re listening to Hamilton and playing banana grams!

2018-09-18 08:22:03

Damn...that"s one expensive condom to rent!
I wonder what does 2b1b stand for 😝

2018-09-17 10:05:21

That kid from ny who wears timbs year round 👀

2018-09-16 20:12:05

this is going down in history

2018-09-14 10:51:37

Tfw you have to write a PhilPer paper on morality but you're also an econ major

2018-09-13 12:31:19

Uchicago Marketplace reaccs only

2018-09-13 11:41:47

TIL: WATER IS NOT WET , MENG.

2018-09-13 08:44:56

2018-09-12 13:54:13

Hello I did 1.5 readings for power

2018-09-10 22:30:29

When you go in search for higher quality rankings than US News in the hope of an ego boost...

2018-09-10 22:13:04

when it's 2018 and your school still gets its validation from a second rate website

2018-09-10 16:04:20

2018-09-10 16:04:20

2018-09-09 02:24:36

please let me be fully enrolled

edit: credit goes to @kiera.yu’s instagram story

2018-09-07 17:37:11

Please cite Bobo in your final draft.

2018-09-07 17:28:03

breaking news - UCMFTMT's special counsel investigation has found the author of the op-ed

2018-09-07 12:05:36

The UIC confusion spreads....

2018-09-07 06:08:44

When you could you to Bar Night but you do your self reading instead

2018-09-06 17:39:38

2018-09-06 17:39:38

2018-09-06 11:01:05

2018-09-05 21:56:09

me: hey what are you doing this weekend?

some uchicago econ guy:

2018-09-05 18:28:40

theory reaccs only

2018-09-04 13:01:38

When you’re trying really hard to get a spot in an apartment in North

(Found this roommate application / resume in the D.C. subletting page)

2018-09-03 18:24:56

Going to Kimbark like

2018-09-03 12:34:48

The horrors of UIC-UC confusion

2018-09-02 12:29:56

tag yourself

2018-09-02 09:32:37

☃️

2018-09-01 22:43:28

2018-09-01 15:08:33

in honor of the school year almost starting and the new movie coming out

2018-08-31 19:22:52

I'm sorry little one.

2018-08-31 07:53:16

sosc discussion be like

2018-08-30 13:41:09

2018-08-30 13:41:09

2018-08-30 09:13:23

postin for a friend

2018-08-29 10:14:24

UChicago hook up culture just leveled up

2018-08-26 10:49:53

When people ask you about your post grad plans but you're majoring in philosophy

2018-08-26 01:46:53

So school is starting in about a month?!!

2018-08-25 16:20:00

2018-08-25 11:10:29

Suspicious?

2018-08-22 19:25:28

Re: The Onion article from earlier

2018-08-20 12:13:13

UChicago: we understand the financial situation of our students living off campus in Hyde Park.
Also UChicago:

2018-08-19 23:58:54

after saying something half intelligible while hungover in HUM discussion

2018-08-19 09:56:44

Seeking comfort @uchicago like

2018-08-19 06:36:18

I don't know if anyone here cares about Bobo anymore but it looks like the people of Munich are taking up the cause.

2018-08-17 17:52:14

Getting-a-single-when-you-requested-a double/suite reacs only

2018-08-17 12:56:21

When you’re off that Meal Plan ™ and have to start providing for yourself

2018-08-16 11:30:52

PHIL reacts only

2018-08-15 01:17:25

"The size of the University of Chicago 2022 incoming class has limited the availability of on-campus housing for returning students. We have confirmed that on-campus housing will not be available." Pour one out for me.

2018-08-14 22:09:13

when your fellow goldman intern asks what music you like

2018-08-14 18:56:45

The Trott Business program announces its most ambitious expansion to date

2018-08-14 09:51:23

unoriginal_low_quality_meme.png

2018-08-13 14:54:45

presented without comment (cc: Juliet Eldred)

2018-08-13 10:51:23

To incoming freshman planning to take 5 classes every quarter and triple majoring in math, comp sci and physics

2018-08-12 10:27:59

Philosophy reacts only

2018-08-11 17:06:17

They say legends never die, apparently neither do their posters. Found this piece of history near the farmers market #ripbobo

2018-08-11 14:06:26

When ur a uchicago Econ major but get a marketing job and never learned anything practical

2018-08-11 09:46:44

s o s c

2018-08-10 14:36:43

First name -> childhood home listing

2018-08-09 17:15:02

"Everyone is here" more like everywhere is fear amirite

enjoy super smashed uchicabros ultimate on dec. 7 2018, which is coincidentally the friday of reading period

2018-08-09 16:31:50

At lunch today

2018-08-09 14:17:17

2018-08-07 17:48:07

when someone starts posting misogynistic fratboy humor in the meme group

2018-08-07 16:55:55

When disillusioned upperclassmen yell at prospie group tours not to come here

2018-08-06 12:31:36

“No arts; no letters; no society; and which is worst of all, continual fear and danger of violent death; and the life of man solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short.”

2018-08-04 18:46:37

"Wait, other classes had Citizen Kane on their syllabus instead?"

2018-08-04 11:15:34

2018-08-04 10:01:16

Witty title by witty freshman

2018-08-02 21:24:49

Got my hands on emails from BoBo's owner to neighbors. Don't ask me where I got them and definitely don't @ me

2018-08-02 12:06:13

When you flip the discussion question back on the TA

2018-08-01 23:01:20

Look who made it all the way to Park Slope

2018-07-31 08:17:39

Logging into add/drop every day of summer like

2018-07-30 14:18:14

"but giving a platform to white supremacists isn"t endorsing freedom of speech or open discourse, it"s just fucking dumb"
uchi response at any time to anything:

2018-07-30 01:42:09

The UChicago administration defending free speech when Steve Bannon is invited to speak VS. The UChicago administration defending free speech when the GSU wants to organize on behalf of grad students.

2018-07-30 01:35:50

When ur an old ass SOSC professor and you have a first year in class running their mouth about Nietzsche even though the reading was about something completely different

2018-07-29 14:01:18

Found a dead meme

2018-07-29 06:53:02

PIR reacts only plz

2018-07-28 01:53:07

2018-07-27 18:40:48

When you reach peak IOP careerism

2018-07-27 17:33:32

Professor Brown when the students respond to your post, but not exactly how you expected

2018-07-26 19:46:37

when u forget to do your sosc reading and the professor cold-calls u

2018-07-26 15:45:42

Something something hum/sosc/civ discussions/fiji memes/The House Table

2018-07-25 18:14:34

When you do random shit to procrastinate and end up being productive

2018-07-25 16:18:25

Hopefully Brett Kavanaugh secures his seat before Students for Fair Admissions, Inc. v. Harvard goes to SCOTUS this fall :)

2018-07-25 10:53:47

When the incoming first years still don’t know the truth.

2018-07-24 21:05:37

when you take your friend from Evanston off campus

2018-07-24 12:52:33

2018-07-24 12:52:33

2018-07-22 20:08:45

bon appetit, techiesSee Translation

2018-07-22 15:47:13

HUM and SOSC reaccs only

2018-07-21 09:15:55

2018-07-19 13:23:39

Theoretical reacts only

2018-07-19 08:34:43

When you’re a big fan of Chance but you keep hearing about how “dangerous” the south side is

2018-07-18 19:33:44

When "That Kid™" finally realizes they may have taken things a bit too far

2018-07-18 17:40:14

Tbh the most persuasive case Lori has ever made for donating

Desperation for money reaccs only

2018-07-17 14:11:34

When That Kid says something incredibly dumb in class and is now in full-on damage control mode.

2018-07-16 17:13:04

reaction = avg cups of coffee/day during the school year

thumbs up = 0
heart = 1
laugh = 2
wow = 3
sad = 4+
angry = lol look at the plebs who rely on coffee for caffeine, caffeine pills are so much more efficient

(if you like buying memes as stickers, put yourself down for a pre-order -> https://goo.gl/forms/XlW8NpDr88sFc2Jp1 )

(special thanks to Jay C. Gibbs)

2018-07-15 23:38:50

Steve Ritchie: Hey can I use your email response about diversity?
President Zimmer: Sure just don’t copy it exactly-
Steve Ritchie:

2018-07-15 20:51:34

When you ask your TA why the professor hasn't released midterm grades

2018-07-15 19:40:09

“What’s it like being an odyssey scholar at uchicago?”

2018-07-15 09:29:19

When you've only finished first year but you're ready to graduate already (thanks @UchicagoBookstore for having faith in me)

2018-07-14 23:24:28

hey, we've all been there...

2018-07-14 16:18:41

Shamelessly cross posted from my story

2018-07-14 11:04:43

2018-07-13 17:33:46

Did you guys lose this???

2018-07-13 15:09:10

2018-07-13 12:14:34

"we take pride in our strong house culture"

2018-07-12 13:11:53

I know Bobo memes are dead for the most part, pun intended, but I think I know where he went...

2018-07-12 09:21:08

When you actually do all of your SOSC reading

2018-07-11 15:43:39

anyone but England™ reacts only

2018-07-09 11:27:50

😥

2018-07-09 09:05:51

When Mashrou" Leila sums up UChicago dating culture in one line...

el hal romancy reacts only

2018-07-07 22:09:04

2018-07-07 19:31:06

Living in Hyde Park over the summer reacts only

2018-07-07 17:34:35

The meme format might be dead but let's not kid ourselves here, this is EXACTLY what it is

2018-07-07 13:58:19

When the weekly discussion post isn't for a grade

2018-07-06 20:50:46

2018-07-05 20:57:42

"maurader" reaccs only

2018-07-05 19:40:37

First-years on July 5th

2018-07-02 19:28:04

When you find out that UChicago is 25% non-hetero

2018-07-02 09:54:04

2018-06-30 21:09:12

shameless

2018-06-30 11:11:34

reminiscing about midterm szn

2018-06-29 12:34:59

UChicago should sue him for stealing our intellectual property

2018-06-29 11:14:03

When you think about coming back in the fall

2018-06-27 22:56:19

Unattainable?

2018-06-27 22:37:21

uchi dating? asking for a friend

2018-06-27 16:25:08

When you were Valedictorian in high school but fail your first 15200 midterm

2018-06-27 12:14:06

smth smth uchicago hookup culture

2018-06-27 11:52:15

BOBO HAS LEFT US A SIGN

2018-06-26 19:44:23

2018-06-26 15:09:50

A classic Uchicago Quarter as presented by Argentina at the 2018 World Cup

2018-06-26 13:48:54

U-Pass reacts only
(Original credit: Student Problems)

2018-06-26 11:30:58

They clearly don’t know about the UChicago Econ **cough cough** snek **cough cough** culture

2018-06-26 11:25:35

dead memes didn’t die yet

2018-06-25 13:44:13

2018-06-24 22:48:26

2018-06-23 18:44:09

This is kind of old but I have to post...
Our old friend may be gone but at least there is a

2018-06-23 15:47:56

2018-06-23 15:47:56

2018-06-21 22:49:25

2018-06-21 14:01:18

Turns out Steve Forbes is a proud member of AKPsi...

2018-06-20 23:04:48

@UChicago Physics Department

2018-06-20 18:28:54

when ur sosc ta emails u in the middle of summer asking when ur gonna hand in ur final

2018-06-20 16:31:22

First years with fakes at Kimbark be like...

2018-06-20 15:26:17

What “finance bros” should read before committing to UChicago

2018-06-20 10:55:43

When you're in Media Aesthetics but also in elementary school

2018-06-19 16:30:35

2018-06-18 22:57:46

When you don’t do the reading before lecture

2018-06-18 14:15:38

2018-06-17 13:56:51

2018-06-16 23:04:27

Good news everyone Bobo is safe and sound... and on Tinder?

2018-06-16 21:04:53

Seen in Tokyo: Implications of a global crisis. Bobo was the first, now it's Mii-chan. No domesticated birds are safe.

2018-06-16 18:14:26

Yep

2018-06-16 17:08:54

2018-06-16 12:40:41

2018-06-16 12:40:41

2018-06-15 21:56:41

Econ bro: *gets a C on a sosc paper*

2018-06-15 21:03:57

When you're in a SOSC discussion but you did literally none of your reading & you also don't know how to read so you really gotta rely on those participation points

2018-06-15 18:08:55

UChicago Hookup Culture™️ approved gum for your next date.

2018-06-15 12:26:09

I found Bobo but getting him back isn't gonna be cheep

2018-06-14 22:31:03

2018-06-14 21:20:33

2018-06-14 10:34:06

*Dean Nondorf and UChicago Admissions Committee during quarterly board meeting*
"Jim, we haven"t outed any bizarre essay prompts or admissions choices lately."
Dean Nondorf:

2018-06-14 01:29:21

2018-06-13 16:10:31

2018-06-13 15:50:44

Bobo's a small business owner :')

2018-06-13 15:24:47

found @ grandmas

2018-06-13 14:45:09

Greetings from UIUC.

2018-06-13 12:52:02

Tbh I"m about to order this because fuck it; they can"t find Bobo, I"ma immortalize and cop the bird myself. Plus this shit is p hot. ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍
‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍
‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍
‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍https://tinyurl.com/bobolives

2018-06-12 23:22:19

you can't tell me this isn't a composite photo of every uchicago grad school dude

2018-06-12 18:45:35

I guess Bobo decided to leave the Second City for the First.

2018-06-12 18:23:15

Study group: where are your notes?

You, a scholar:

2018-06-11 18:09:59

First floor of the Reg reacts only

2018-06-11 13:53:18

ihop's new branding is wild

2018-06-11 13:06:05

2018-06-11 11:14:44

When somebody posts about Bobo for the quadtrillionth time

2018-06-10 19:43:43

I guess Bobo's gone south for the summer

2018-06-10 17:49:40

Turns out Bobo landed a summer internship at Goldman Sachs

2018-06-10 12:38:22

"Would you like to try some BoBos?"

2018-06-10 10:08:50

Uchicago hookup culture etc, etc.

2018-06-10 09:52:56

when teachers do not know what to do with an insolent student

2018-06-09 23:09:21

WE FOUND BOBO (and all his friends in a box, in edible form!)

2018-06-09 20:05:07

Something something graduation party.

2018-06-09 12:54:32

shout out to all the graduating bobos leaving the cave today

2018-06-09 10:01:11

2018-06-09 09:07:49

official graduation snapchat filter

2018-06-08 21:28:49

Market to your audience

2018-06-08 16:58:11

When you had a perfect life indoors and you leave it all just to go outside

2018-06-07 22:56:07

Is this bobo?

2018-06-07 21:18:50

When you just barely manage to finish final papers and packing before your flight home

2018-06-07 21:13:29

when bobo finds a job on the DL

2018-06-07 19:29:12

I have more hope for Bobo than I do for my final grades.

2018-06-07 19:06:50

end it please

2018-06-07 17:26:17

It"s all connected.
Also unban Adie O"Tuathaigh they did nothing wrong

2018-06-07 17:04:58

The search takes on a new medium...

2018-06-07 14:43:09

Jeffy’s a hero

2018-06-07 12:58:06

2018-06-07 12:39:06

The first stage of grief

2018-06-07 12:06:21

When Bobo gets back from his tech internship

2018-06-07 11:35:40

Uchicago grade deflation reaccs only (found in my house's study room)

2018-06-06 23:24:32

2018-06-06 22:30:33

Thinking about Bobo

2018-06-06 21:54:37

This insensitive soul goes to Northwestern

2018-06-06 21:07:13

How did it end up like this?!!?

2018-06-06 18:54:36

When you handed in your exam a whole 2 milliseconds ago but your grade still isn't on my.uchicago

2018-06-06 18:04:05

When everyone thinks you’re missing but you’ve just been in your room studying

(Meme collab creds: Adam Rosa)

2018-06-06 17:38:32

srry i'm bad at fb please click to see full image

2018-06-06 15:58:21

I think way too much about Bobo

2018-06-06 14:58:59

THE COLLEGE FINALLY COMMENTS RE: BOBO AND HONESTLY WHAT?

2018-06-06 12:32:43

Our hero

2018-06-06 12:27:39

Bobo coming back

2018-06-06 12:01:32

You have been approached by the dove BOBOYIR.
comment "boboyir is a good dove" for A"s on finals + a speedy return for bobo

2018-06-06 11:43:24

Love? That"ll be 200 signs, not $4.89 a cup.

bobo memes don"t stop on my watch.

2018-06-06 11:13:51

UChicago essays 2021 be like

2018-06-06 11:02:13

tag a Kimhi fanboy/girl

2018-06-06 09:53:36

Something witty about hookup culture

2018-06-06 09:40:31

😭

2018-06-06 09:34:32

You are posting in the wrong group.

2018-06-06 00:40:30

Denial is the first stage of grief.

2018-06-06 00:16:09

Catullus 3:
Lūgēte, Ō Venerēs Cupīdinesque,
et quantum est hominum venustiōrum:
Bobō mortuus est meae puellae,
Bobō, dēliciae meae puellae,
quem plūs illa oculīs suīs amābat.
nam mellītus erat suamque nōrat
ipsam tam bene quam puella mātrem,
nec sēsē ā gremiō illīus movēbat,
sed circumsiliēns modo hūc modo illūc
ad sōlam dominam ūsque pīpiābat.
qui nunc it per itera 52nd-57th tenebricōsa
illūc, unde negant redīre quemquam.
at vōbīs male sit, malae tenēbrae
Orcī, quae omnia bella dēvorātis:
tam bellum mihi Bobem abstulistis
ō factum male! ō miselle Bobō!
tua nunc operā meae puellae
flendō turgidulī rubent ocellī.

2018-06-06 00:15:43

When you try to write a paper on 1st floor Reg

2018-06-06 00:11:34

problem solved everyone

2018-06-06 00:08:46

if my art core taught me anything

2018-06-06 00:03:11

just when you thought finals week couldn't get any worse

2018-06-05 23:44:58

Attempting to justify your garbage paper at the 11th hour like...

2018-06-05 21:29:11

Sad birb reacts

2018-06-05 21:23:58

Chicago Police Department

2018-06-05 21:17:25

Presented without comment

2018-06-05 18:36:09

when u go back home and show ur #mcm to friends that go to real schools

2018-06-05 18:14:17

Let’s just face it, Bobo’s in a better place

2018-06-05 13:49:02

PHSC 134 reaccs only

2018-06-05 13:43:12

I sincerely hope they find bobo

2018-06-05 13:30:34

It's the little things that get you through finals week

2018-06-05 11:46:50

Patrick's not on board.

2018-06-05 11:01:16

Is this bobo?

2018-06-05 06:21:54

2018-06-05 00:50:19

haha get it

2018-06-04 20:58:08

Years from now, at a cafe in Florence...

2018-06-04 20:41:57

it had to be done

2018-06-04 20:16:07

A warning to all you incoming first years:

2018-06-04 18:49:00

find bobo !

2018-06-04 18:13:55

i'm happy the administration is taking this devastating situation as serious as possible

2018-06-04 15:43:15

got this from my parents today, y'all are really doing too much

2018-06-04 13:29:06

Someone teach me how to photoshop

2018-06-04 12:23:37

Bobo fans vs. Cat Lovers

2018-06-04 12:15:06

Gotta save our bois in brown

2018-06-04 12:08:43

We were all born inside just like Bobo

2018-06-04 11:01:31

Trying to get into this class, can anyone swap...
(Serious note: I hope Bobo is found soon and that his owners and family are doing well)

2018-06-04 08:22:29

when you hit thesaurus.com a little too hard ft. actual dining hall tea

2018-06-04 01:58:14

Vote now on your phones

2018-06-04 01:53:39

9am reacts only

2018-06-03 23:47:22

dicks out for Bobo

2018-06-03 23:28:40

Keep your fckn cats indoors #ripBobo

2018-06-03 22:56:25

Losing all sense of time reacts only

2018-06-03 22:27:22

2018-06-03 21:41:23

really thought-provoking image

2018-06-03 21:15:07

this is what trying to find a seat in the reg during finals week looks like

2018-06-03 21:03:04

where's bobo?

2018-06-03 18:40:07

every time I see something winged

2018-06-03 17:59:54

2018-06-03 16:41:04

find this bird pls

2018-06-03 15:12:51

No comment...

2018-06-03 14:01:24

uchicago dating culture?

2018-06-03 13:18:44

Didn't think I'd ever say it, but thanks Kanye for helping me make this meme

2018-06-03 12:42:35

When you can't relate to the latest meme

2018-06-03 10:33:52

bobo reacts only

2018-06-03 09:56:26

That kid on Tinder

2018-06-03 09:46:59

UChicago: whole campus studying for finals week
Also UChicago:

2018-06-03 05:57:35

2018-06-03 00:27:44

When someone asks you to show them what you learned at UChicago, but you only know theory.

2018-06-02 22:07:32

How'd WaPo know so much about that bar night

2018-06-02 17:50:06

finals week reax only

meme creds to Olivia Weng

2018-06-02 16:25:36

You already know what the joke is

2018-06-02 15:03:15

When UChicago raises tuition to pay for the Woodlawn Residential Commons

2018-06-02 12:12:56

1st years watching the 4th year who took their virginity walk across the stage at graduation

2018-06-02 12:08:49

finals in june reacts

2018-06-01 21:48:06

Finals szn reacts only

2018-06-01 21:32:07

true love

2018-06-01 21:02:43

i miss bobo so Much

2018-06-01 20:09:30

I hope Bobo is ok

2018-06-01 18:35:30

When you're trying to write your final paper about all of the readings you didn't do

2018-06-01 18:31:47

When your parents ask you how finals are going

2018-06-01 11:04:46

this one speaks for itself

2018-05-31 20:33:40

psa: if you're not Black the answer is always no

2018-05-31 10:23:26

Not uchicago related just some fresh OC

2018-05-31 00:33:42

2018-05-31 00:33:42

2018-05-30 23:14:38

When the last general chemistry midterm on the last day of class has an average of 43

2018-05-30 23:01:26

Making memes instead of studying reaccs
Cred Abhinav Dutt

2018-05-30 22:26:46

Tag a favorite woman friend who has no idea what the heck she's gonna do with her future

2018-05-30 22:18:10

When you barely studied cause the final was supposed to be easy

2018-05-30 21:42:22

Rolling through 10th week bar night like

2018-05-30 21:25:57

When the That Kid(tm) is right in Power for once:

2018-05-30 20:21:31

Uchicago h👀kup culture

2018-05-30 19:33:22

Wednesday before reading period reaccs only

2018-05-30 19:16:38

Something something active party scene

2018-05-30 17:59:04

When ya mans passes out at noon during summer breeze but then you see him during Carly’s set

2018-05-30 17:27:25

Overachiever reacts only

2018-05-30 16:40:51

It is Wednesday, m'dudes

2018-05-30 16:29:43

UChicago: where GPA comes to die

2018-05-30 11:43:59

When you have a really rough final that you thought would be the end but you make it through after all

2018-05-30 11:25:00

When bn thinks it's relevant

2018-05-30 10:12:49

Tag a mate

2018-05-30 07:33:25

When you're a that kid but also a LLS major

2018-05-29 22:29:24

tag your favorite linkedin connections

2018-05-29 20:58:00

“Describe within three words how you’ve changed as a person after coming to UChicago”

2018-05-29 20:02:17

when reading period holds you hostage in the Reg:

2018-05-29 16:01:32

Working in the Stax reaccs only

2018-05-29 13:56:30

this is a self-roast don’t @ me

2018-05-29 10:57:20

Not OC, but still painfully relevant

2018-05-28 23:56:51

Tag a mate who's all out of quarters

2018-05-28 15:13:52

Fiji: Lets throw a pool party
You: Y"all got a hose? where we getting the water from
Fiji: Say no more...

2018-05-28 13:07:53

2018-05-28 11:30:56

2018-05-27 22:28:16

tag someone who's "too smart to be accepted by normies"

2018-05-27 20:17:33

club sport reaccs only

2018-05-27 19:04:41

Something something UChicago academic culture

(Repost from r/iamverysmart)

2018-05-27 16:38:22

Finals week reax only
credit to Ross Rauber and Elisa Bayoumi

2018-05-26 16:06:53

Guess which Bulge Bracket he"s working for this summer?
shamelessly stolen from https://www.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/comments/8mc7dh/this_but_unironically/

2018-05-25 17:12:36

self deprecating humor is best humor

2018-05-25 13:12:52

tag a friend who deserves a quad style

2018-05-24 23:51:18

econ bros + uchicago hookup culture = erotic poetry?

2018-05-24 21:19:53

"Fun only dies here if you let it!"

2018-05-24 17:39:36

Greek Life/SG/The Maroon: No one can be disliked by UC kids as much as us
Mac Properties: Hold our beer

2018-05-24 15:15:52

when you walk through the quad and 2 people say hi to you

2018-05-24 14:24:27

UChicago's Commitment to Free Speech Reacts

2018-05-24 12:47:50

B.A. in economics at Northwestern University of Chicago...

2018-05-23 22:31:23

Dropping physics major reaccs only

2018-05-23 18:20:22

finals szn reaccs

2018-05-23 17:17:58

you already know what day it is

2018-05-23 14:52:31

When the TA who hasn't been paying attention all quarter tries to lead discussion.

2018-05-23 01:11:55

me: i’m just gonna have a couple drinks at bar night & go home early so I can make it to my 9:30
also me:

2018-05-22 17:11:30

In light of a recent op-ed

2018-05-22 15:43:35

the ultimate application of my skills as a stats major

2018-05-21 23:06:33

Dionysian reaccs only

2018-05-21 17:35:06

2018-05-21 17:35:06

2018-05-21 15:48:03

when you're visibly not straight and ur crossing the arch and the HRC clocks you and you've gotta listen to them talk about their organization for five out of five minutes despite the fact that you are a) late for class and b) have grown increasingly disillusioned with reformism because by god, have you ever been there before, and some part of you still clings on to some performance of solidarity, and then they hand you some thing to sign and you were too busy looking at the brick wall behind them and dont know what is going on at this point so you just kinda stand there like

2018-05-20 20:32:43

Inspired by Shannon Fiona Bull"s South meme, I thought I"d take a stab for BJ
(Also thanks Isabel and Jack I stole some of your suggestions. And Credit to Andy for the Cathey doors idea)

2018-05-20 18:08:15

A Quiet Place (2018)

2018-05-20 11:33:44

These guys are getting kicked out of housing

2018-05-19 15:33:34

"Mr. Manray, I don't feel so good"

2018-05-19 14:21:38

whatever welcome to finals season

2018-05-19 11:11:53

Humanities reactions only...

2018-05-19 00:13:27

applying to uchicago vs. realizing you graduate soon and have no relevant skills

2018-05-18 23:18:39

Late night snax

2018-05-18 16:44:30

So proud of this school

2018-05-17 21:30:18

happy preregistration

2018-05-17 21:28:04

Also no

2018-05-17 20:05:40

no

2018-05-17 16:28:44

Career Advancement's advice when you're not interested in finance

2018-05-17 16:08:29

who knew you were doing 6 different exercises every time you go to bar night

2018-05-17 14:11:23

Cursed image.

2018-05-16 18:15:24

Clippy should be installed on every That Kid’s computer.

2018-05-16 16:12:52

Thou shalt have no other gods before me except Money and Cash.

2018-05-16 13:06:06

When bae is in ssi :(

2018-05-16 10:42:16

When there’s 3 onion rings left at fourthmeal and 6 people in line

2018-05-15 23:47:15

Tag a friend who's never done the assigned reading

2018-05-15 23:20:54

8th week uchicago hookup culture etc etc...

2018-05-15 20:33:51

safe space reaccs only

2018-05-15 17:39:16

when the facebook fights just keep escalating, even after the death of secrets

2018-05-15 17:28:58

2018-05-15 16:36:15

Neither does making memes

2018-05-15 16:28:22

2018-05-15 15:10:16

"The end is near, and when I"m done, half of the dorms will still exist. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be...and I hope they remember you."

( Ansh Sehgal)

2018-05-15 15:04:24

When it’s the 2nd round of midterm season and the prof says not to worry if you’ve practiced just like the 1st time

2018-05-15 13:12:31

"That kid" waiting for the perfect opportunity to bring up Student Government's pay resolution while discussing the SOSC reading

2018-05-15 12:59:12

Getting ready to argue with people at UChicago like:

2018-05-15 12:42:56

2018-05-15 01:33:33

I"m-not-mad-I"m-disappointed reacts

2018-05-15 01:15:40

i'll just,, leave this here

2018-05-15 01:14:21

sg reps are putting your money in their pockets reaccs only

2018-05-15 00:34:09

Gonna join in on the SG memes while the demand is high #EconBro

Disclaimer: I am absolutely just whoring myself out for fb likes/reacts and any potential political commentary does not necessarily reflect the views of the poster/maker

2018-05-15 00:26:39

Be careful what you wish for

2018-05-15 00:17:48

No, no it is not

2018-05-14 23:32:20

free discourse reacts only

2018-05-14 13:59:58

When your midterm is the same day as bar night

2018-05-14 09:20:05

eighth week reacts only

(Not original content)

2018-05-13 22:07:06

Cathey reaccs only

2018-05-13 20:38:12

we all know that one couple

2018-05-13 17:26:32

You: I like minimum wage laws, rationally coherent political positions and South American democracies.
Me, an intellectual/#WokeBae/ #FiscallyConservativeSociallyLiberalDaddy:

2018-05-13 13:04:00

2018-05-12 16:49:10

I guess I’m a UIC student

2018-05-12 12:48:07

Red Bull > Sleep

2018-05-12 00:30:55

"I can't believe we have to deal with this shit again" reaccs only

2018-05-11 23:23:25

Has this been done already?

2018-05-11 22:50:50

2018-05-11 19:56:25

scav bothers me

2018-05-11 14:57:50

2018-05-11 11:57:42

2018-05-11 02:47:47

When it’s 7th week and you still got 1st week delusions

2018-05-10 23:23:41

Always prepared to come up with new theories

2018-05-10 22:31:35

scav bothers me reaccs only

2018-05-10 20:16:09

Fourth meal reacts only

2018-05-10 19:10:21

RIP Brooklyn Nine-Nine

2018-05-10 16:45:04

with weather this good someone probably moved our fair city of hicago to the coast

if you want to order this sticker for a waterbottle, laptop, or friend, fill out this google form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdrW5y-7DIdOy4OASQ3JDAV9to7A6ZwFgCg4JfGHcJBgu-23Q/viewform?usp=sf_link

2018-05-10 16:31:20

when you have 2 p sets, a midterm, and a 10 page lab report due tomorrow and you haven"t started any of it

((correction: 24 page lab report = 14 extra tears))

2018-05-10 11:59:42

this meme is going to make me late to class

2018-05-10 01:17:15

When you ran out of maroon bucks 1st week

2018-05-09 22:39:11

When you wanna go to bar night tonight but need to go salt Carthage tomorrow...

2018-05-09 19:49:42

When a student from the new CS 220 class asks:

2018-05-09 19:21:06

Wednesday reacc’s only...

2018-05-09 16:40:40

Revolution reaccs only

2018-05-09 16:33:13

:') seventh week reaccs

2018-05-09 15:42:52

2018-05-09 15:42:52

2018-05-09 13:24:29

Rare photo of a RevCom participating in capitalism? 🤔

2018-05-08 15:12:12

UChicago's fighting stats. Finishing move is one 60 page long paper sure to bore anyone to death. FIGHT!

2018-05-08 13:55:08

2018-05-08 13:55:08

2018-05-08 13:50:05

When you study and think you’re ready so you take the practice midterm

2018-05-08 13:01:53

When the professor calls on you instead of the That Kid but the That Kid butts in anyway because he oh-so-strongly disagrees with what you're saying.

2018-05-08 11:46:28

Even in spring this still stands. Buy this meme near Cobb today / tomorrow :)

2018-05-08 00:11:10

when you speak in sosc for the first time all quarter and that kid™ immediately shoots you down

2018-05-07 17:20:10

spring mood

2018-05-07 16:57:39

recruiting szn reacts

2018-05-07 16:00:36

Picture of a Pierce bathroom ca. 2013

2018-05-07 15:41:52

walking past the reg reacts only

2018-05-07 00:46:32

when it's ten minutes into the first date and he's already asking you if you think his parents made him incapable of love (something something uchicago hookup culture)

2018-05-06 23:24:35

2018-05-06 23:02:29

Asking the important questions

2018-05-05 15:09:24

tag ur palest pals

2018-05-05 09:21:46

Blah blah blah uchicago hookup culture

2018-05-04 17:25:52

When you still have stuff to finish but it's also the end of the week

2018-05-04 05:36:26

2018-05-03 22:49:41

sorority house reaccs only (inspired from northwestern memes)

2018-05-03 19:02:01

2018-05-03 16:46:58

This meme (but not grad students' right to bargain, apparently) protected by UChicago's commitment to free speech

2018-05-03 10:37:45

Something something UChicago hookup culture

2018-05-02 23:55:18

as inspired by a georgetown meme ft. crying bingo,

here is uchicago panic attack bingo! play w ur friends! it"s america"s pasttime!

2018-05-02 21:47:50

When peer evaluation is 50% of your grade

2018-05-02 20:16:22

2018-05-02 18:50:47

when the weather's finally nice but its also 6th week

2018-05-02 18:12:15

Tag your favorite insomniac

2018-05-02 16:11:28

never forget

2018-05-02 12:12:21

“What can I say, I get around.”

2018-05-02 11:38:12

tag ur fav 🅱️etch

2018-05-01 23:29:17

2018-05-01 22:51:39

Me sitting in my dorm room with no AC cuz they still haven't turned it on yet

2018-05-01 20:45:35

just downloaded fortnite, where do i drop

2018-05-01 19:14:27

strangers reacc only.

2018-05-01 17:14:40

"When I'm done, half of your GPA will still exist."

2018-05-01 16:58:02

They said it wasn't possible, but look... I finally found a completely happy and relaxed UChicago student

2018-05-01 15:52:29

Weather: *gets warm*
People that (try to) sleep, shower, and generally live their lives in Campus North:

2018-05-01 12:29:51

No joke -- they literally found mice droppings in Bartlett

2018-05-01 11:19:58

meal plan reaxx only

2018-04-30 21:11:48

😎

2018-04-30 19:27:12

2018-04-30 17:52:09

2018-04-30 13:28:51

"omg, when are you going home?" and "squad reunion!" reaccs only

2018-04-30 12:08:24

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevin Yan

2018-04-30 12:05:06

Attempting to fit into UChicago culture!😊

2018-04-30 11:41:02

tfw the hogs and cattle get a better lineup than Summer Breeze

2018-04-30 10:49:24

UChicago workout culture

2018-04-30 00:46:05

when your friend from class who claims to also never go to lecture starts explaining a concept to you

2018-04-29 20:07:22

When you arrive late to class

2018-04-29 12:49:20

tag ur fav nietzche or camus lover

2018-04-28 22:33:36

When you’re compensating for something

2018-04-28 21:26:53

Something something Summer Breeze

2018-04-28 21:22:32

2018-04-28 18:20:13

tag a desperate humanities/social sciences student

2018-04-27 10:37:12

pour one out for business econ

2018-04-26 23:26:53

I knew this would come in handy one day

2018-04-26 22:33:10

the artist who should've been invited to perform at summer breeze

2018-04-26 21:46:15

Only 20186 kids will remember. I should be studying

2018-04-26 20:31:09

when you find out your crush studies at the reg

2018-04-26 17:59:50

2018-04-26 13:49:18

Worker reacts only (made by the wonderful Darian Doakes)

2018-04-26 13:38:32

y'all are boring as shit

2018-04-26 12:29:14

Bar Night reacts only

2018-04-26 11:27:58

I might as well get in on this

2018-04-26 10:37:49

The reasons to be excited about summer breeze this year

2018-04-26 09:38:05

Oracle Cred: Mathematical Memes for Logarithmically Scaled Teens

2018-04-26 08:01:38

I don't even go to this school. Why am I doing this?

2018-04-25 23:47:47

leaked: next year’s summer breeze headliner

2018-04-25 21:31:25

when the professor assigns homework the week of the midterm:

2018-04-25 21:26:49

Actual map of the Main Quad

2018-04-25 19:50:22

fight me

2018-04-25 19:35:39

is it really bar night if someone doesn’t post a meme about it?

2018-04-25 17:23:20

2018-04-25 15:56:01

Just cashing in with a low effort meme

2018-04-25 15:40:32

No comment

2018-04-25 14:30:59

2018-04-25 14:30:59

2018-04-25 14:30:59

2018-04-25 14:30:59

2018-04-25 14:30:59

2018-04-25 13:21:21

time to get new friends

2018-04-25 13:17:36

Live shot of MAB 15 minutes before disappointing the campus

2018-04-25 13:17:34

get ready for the queen

2018-04-24 23:48:22

that kid

2018-04-24 21:14:42

2018-04-24 20:11:02

f

2018-04-24 13:37:18

2018-04-24 13:37:18

2018-04-24 12:50:01

Something something UChicago hookup culture

2018-04-24 10:16:51

is this uchicago hookup culture

2018-04-23 23:28:35

when an econ major takes a proofs class

2018-04-23 22:50:47

2018-04-23 22:46:55

when you DO have time before class to go to a real coffee shop (alt caption: I’m still salty I wasn’t hired)

2018-04-23 22:04:53

2018-04-23 21:44:23

when you're waaaay behind on that pset and it's only fifth week

2018-04-23 14:06:53

When Bartlett gets insecure

2018-04-23 13:10:59

re: only 90’s kids will remember

2018-04-22 22:43:21

When you leave the College (and are doing law school reading) but the College won’t leave you

2018-04-22 22:42:49

Trying to find my motivation to do work and study for midterms...

2018-04-22 12:27:20

2018-04-21 14:38:10

when kindergarteners design ur dorms

2018-04-21 12:09:00

Derp a derp

2018-04-20 23:09:52

Passing through the wieboldt arc, i be like

2018-04-20 20:43:54

Kobe! 🏀

2018-04-20 18:03:09

When you’re drunk at a frat party but accidentally slapped a random chick in front of her sorors and her boyfriend randomly shows up....

2018-04-20 16:20:01

VIEWS FROM THE REG, an entire album of music about UChicago, is now live! You may have heard Fuck Harvard, now enjoy the entire collection, featuring songs like Sex in the Stacks, Hit the Streets with Dean Boyer, Math and Sosc, and more! You can listen to it on Soundcloud here: https://soundcloud.com/jacob-johnson-188/sets/views-from-the-reg or listen to and download the entire album for free on Bandcamp: https://averagejohnson.bandcamp.com/album/views-from-the-reg

2018-04-20 12:48:52

When you have class in cobb and you don't have time to get coffee from a real campus coffee shop

2018-04-20 10:29:56

literally made this sitting in analysis, tag a 160's kid

2018-04-19 19:22:06

"arbitrary and unjust"

2018-04-19 18:21:15

Godspeed 🙅‍♂️

2018-04-19 17:24:15

Charlie Keys McKay Grace Linhares check urself before u shrek urself ;0

2018-04-19 14:25:23

not oc

2018-04-19 13:57:12

Where fun comes to blame its issues on its school

2018-04-19 12:34:23

No ragrats

2018-04-19 11:26:19

midterm week culinary standards™

2018-04-19 03:38:40

crushed self-esteem reaccs only

2018-04-18 17:37:33

it's Wednesday my dudes

2018-04-18 15:50:07

it's begging for mercy szn

2018-04-18 12:42:59

Relatable midterm week content

2018-04-18 09:51:15

When some kid in your class responds to what you just said and implies you misread the passage you're referring to

2018-04-18 00:40:12

2018-04-17 20:45:09

When you’re the first to turn in an exam... mostly unanswered cuz attendance wasn’t mandatory

2018-04-17 19:00:07

2018-04-17 13:23:06

Choosing your college according to Stanford Memes for Edgy Trees

2018-04-17 13:04:00

checking your grades like

2018-04-17 00:44:00

waiting for spring so i can feel and be human again

2018-04-16 21:09:50

When your premed friend switches to econ but still remembers the pain gen chem caused him

2018-04-16 19:24:26

ggrc fire reaccs only

2018-04-16 18:40:10

When you hear Zucc-Bot shut down yet another page

2018-04-16 17:51:35

Walking in front of the reg like

2018-04-16 17:48:46

ha you thought

2018-04-16 17:47:34

Press F for UChicago Secrets

2018-04-16 16:07:14

relatable april content via our friends at Hopkins Memes for My Lost Hopes and Dreams

2018-04-16 15:12:22

how to get an A in intro to comparative politics

2018-04-16 13:23:10

When it was 70 degrees last week then you wake up to snow

2018-04-16 12:55:39

Views from the Reg, an entire album of music about UChicago, is coming out April 20th on Spotify, Bandcamp, and Soundcloud! You can check out one of the songs, Fuck Harvard, here: https://soundcloud.com/jacob-johnson-188/fuck-harvard

2018-04-16 11:55:13

When it's April and snowing but the university publishes fake news

2018-04-16 11:06:27

When you still try to be happy at this school

2018-04-16 01:42:23

2018-04-15 19:31:33

accelerated finance recruiting reacts only

2018-04-15 13:21:46

senior spring reaccs

2018-04-15 13:15:04

2018-04-15 11:48:48

when you raise your hand for the first time in four weeks but your professor calls on the “that kid” anyway

2018-04-15 10:06:42

When your friend has a really long tongue twister name but you remember they're from somewhere in the bible belt

2018-04-14 23:04:43

Overseen in the South laundry room: What is this, a surfboard with legs?

2018-04-14 21:40:42

When you’re after 58th

2018-04-14 20:24:06

Takes one quarter of sosc.

2018-04-14 15:37:17

When someone asks you where to find Canada (Goose)

2018-04-14 15:24:54

When you're Kanye West's daughter

2018-04-13 18:47:29

When you decide to post the 1,429th building meme

2018-04-13 18:41:04

When someone asks where Canada is

2018-04-13 18:20:33

When you're a devout follower of the STEM religion so you come here to worship our lord and savior

2018-04-13 18:03:34

When you're not in Row A

2018-04-13 17:22:15

What "that kid" never gets to

2018-04-13 16:42:26

When your Euro Civ instructor asks what dynasty held the French throne during the Hundred Years' War

2018-04-13 15:57:06

next person who posts a building meme gets a strongly worded comment about banning I swear to god.

picture unrelated

2018-04-13 15:40:22

Even the Reg has had enough

2018-04-13 15:20:16

>when you want to find out the ages of Chick Hearn and Shaquille O' Neal but you've never learned subject/verb agreement

2018-04-13 15:14:52

When your professor is done with your bullshit and pawns you off to a grad student

2018-04-13 13:24:31

please

2018-04-13 13:06:14

when ur not old

2018-04-13 11:36:20

when ur a 23 year old with an army of fanatic twelvies and u try to cash in on a dead body...

2018-04-13 11:19:23

this is presented without comment

2018-04-13 09:55:09

when your friend Henry forgets what house he's in

2018-04-13 00:07:42

When you're adding reagents in chem lab but you forgot to bring your A-game.

2018-04-12 23:51:03

2018-04-12 22:25:41

When you are a tiny lock

2018-04-12 22:17:41

When someone asks how often you have sex

2018-04-12 21:53:21

When you're an insanely rich oil tycoon

2018-04-12 20:03:24

when you get what your friend TT is saying

2018-04-12 19:45:01

“Where do you live?”

2018-04-12 19:22:32

drowning in location puns

2018-04-12 18:55:38

When the mailman comes in and takes your porkchops

2018-04-12 17:13:17

The Room enthusiast reaccs only pls

2018-04-12 16:59:36

When you're asking someone to look at your whole deck of playing cards but you lost one of the jokers

2018-04-12 16:51:37

When Drake’s Sight from The 6 happens 47 more times

2018-04-12 16:46:03

Who reviews the papers I submit to conferences and journals?

2018-04-12 16:40:41

When an old-school alum asks if you can ward off all those building memes.

2018-04-12 16:38:58

Suppose your friend Burt has 1 apple, and Judson also has 1 apple.

What pair of people have 2 apples all together?

2018-04-12 16:36:20

When you ask the King of England to label his headwear

2018-04-12 16:32:28

When your friend Blake needs to know how to get into your mansion

2018-04-12 16:25:22

when you offended your friend Eck

2018-04-12 16:23:40

When your name is pronounced Eck-TEE and you want to make sure no one messes it up

2018-04-12 16:12:39

when your female friend needs to leave

2018-04-12 14:55:30

Man's not hot;

2018-04-12 14:31:04

How canadians exhale

2018-04-12 13:16:14

When your friend asks for a verb that means to “encourage or promote the development of (something, typically something regarded as good).”

2018-04-12 13:08:23

dont talk to me or my ever again ryer

2018-04-12 11:00:05

Not my original content, just thought it was relevant

2018-04-12 10:31:08

When you're explaining something to your friend Berkeley

2018-04-12 10:28:50

When a first-year brings up the topic of satellite dorms

2018-04-12 10:21:51

When your friend Chicago asks "who am I?"

2018-04-12 00:19:55

When you’ve just tried Adderall for the first time and it’s been going pretty well!

2018-04-12 00:09:24

when u say or shout repeatedly in a singsong tone

2018-04-11 23:33:31

when spice-seeking colonizers 'discover' a continent

2018-04-11 23:29:30

When you don't skip leg day

2018-04-11 22:52:11

When your friend Shin celebrates Passover

2018-04-11 22:51:33

When you're in the Superbowl and you don't hand off to Marshawn Lynch on second and goal

2018-04-11 22:26:09

class of 2018 after june

2018-04-11 21:42:57

When you want to go to a museum but you already know everything

2018-04-11 21:34:22

When Zimmer demolishes your dorm.

2018-04-11 21:33:35

When you wonder if your friend Lawn would expand financial aid, you ask yourself

2018-04-11 21:18:59

When your friend Cher asks you what the best show of all time is.

2018-04-11 21:15:35

When you see another building post

2018-04-11 20:12:44

2018-04-11 19:51:35

When your friend Max needs to use the bathroom...

2018-04-11 19:50:44

“When you were once a patron of the arts and now you sell milkshakes” Aditya

2018-04-11 19:43:50

When you and your friend Med step in poison ivy

2018-04-11 19:35:11

When my friends and I are running really fast

2018-04-11 19:22:11

When you’re at the Reg bathroom and someone doesn’t wash their hands RG-

2018-04-11 19:15:37

When you go home from bar night all alone

2018-04-11 18:51:09

when you're an inferior university

2018-04-11 18:40:14

sorry for double posting today but i think we all need something (o)ther than u(c)hicago building memes

2018-04-11 18:33:15

When you're getting tested at the optometrist and the new lens is better and the doctor asks you if the chart is more or less clear and also you're brushing your teeth

2018-04-11 18:25:11

When your friend Harold is scared

2018-04-11 18:22:54

When you take your dog IO out and it’s snowing outside and it’s already been 10 damn minutes.

2018-04-11 18:18:33

Tiptoeing through Mansueto with heels on like

2018-04-11 18:12:52

When you told Student Health you'd get tested for STDs

2018-04-11 18:09:43

When you haven't had coffee in 4 hours and you finally get your hands on some-

2018-04-11 18:06:18

When the worlds best secret agent needs to pray

2018-04-11 17:55:06

When you're researching the social sciences

2018-04-11 17:31:44

When someone asks how the view was in the satellite dorms

2018-04-11 17:29:57

When your friend asks you what SOSC you're in

2018-04-11 17:23:32

When your friend asks to borrow your car but you forgot to give him

2018-04-11 17:19:12

When you're considering posting a building meme

2018-04-11 17:17:04

When ya corn

2018-04-11 17:12:10

When you scare your friend th

2018-04-11 17:09:24

Confused reacts only

2018-04-11 16:55:21

When your roommate Ida is being too loud during quiet hours

2018-04-11 16:51:47

when your friend Feller asks what your favorite genre of music is

2018-04-11 16:45:50

When you are a house

2018-04-11 16:20:32

Mary of Guise, Elena Glinskaya, and Empress Dowager Cixi were all

2018-04-11 16:13:15

when you think this meme format is lame af

2018-04-11 16:07:05

When they ask you which famed actress you were hoping to impress by attempting to assassinate President Reagan

2018-04-11 16:02:48

2018-04-11 15:57:06

When the pilot comes by to make sure that everyone’s knees are properly stowed before he lands the plane.

2018-04-11 15:36:58

when your friend just remembered what the fuzzy stuff on your head is called

2018-04-11 15:33:38

When you reach the top of Rockefeller Chapel on a carillon tour and it’s a clear sunny day

2018-04-11 15:26:59

When your friend Gan asks how your grades are

2018-04-11 15:09:00

When your friend tells the RH what you did

2018-04-11 14:54:40

When it is an exceptionally hot day out and you notice your friend is perspiring

2018-04-11 14:53:57

When your friends tell you "stop wasting time and go study!", and you say "I want to but I –"

2018-04-11 14:53:16

what u say when ur friend Elsie is lying out her a$$

2018-04-11 14:52:08

tag ur friend sleeping on the quad already

2018-04-11 14:47:00

When you're the opposite of South

2018-04-11 14:40:50

When your friend Gate is convinced that the picnic food is called "Corn on the Hull"

2018-04-11 14:37:24

When your friend G.V. does something disgusting

2018-04-11 14:35:58

When your friend wants to borrow your laptop to finish their stat pset but you deleted all your software and switched to poli sci weeks ago

2018-04-11 14:23:34

2018-04-11 14:16:19

When you bake something

2018-04-11 14:13:29

When the authorities ask you which is the legitimate government of China

2018-04-11 14:01:41

When the entire book is due tomorrow and your friend asks how far along you are

2018-04-11 13:57:24

when your dog Kim starts making noise

2018-04-11 13:56:41

When your friend boldt adds to these dumb building pun memes

2018-04-11 13:46:13

When your buddy S pulls off one of his usual maneuvers.

2018-04-11 13:39:54

When you finally find your long lost child Ryer

2018-04-11 13:28:26

Trying to get your friend Er to serenade u

2018-04-11 13:24:43

when the prof is lecturing slow enough that you understand the material well but not so slow that it's boring

2018-04-11 13:07:58

When your friend Eck hits a little too hard when you box

2018-04-11 13:07:01

What you say when your friends don't know who makin' a racket but it you:

2018-04-11 13:01:07

The Boys: "Booties"
Me, an intellectual:

2018-04-11 12:47:05

That's just how it goes-

2018-04-11 12:38:29

When your friend, A, is feeling tired and can't express it in words

2018-04-11 11:21:02

when your friend Hall can't make a decision

2018-04-11 11:04:10

when your friend Ner is about to step on a rodent

2018-04-11 10:27:41

uchicago.jpg

2018-04-10 20:39:24

"The University of Chicago: A History" by John W. Boyer (2015)

2018-04-10 13:40:01

The Discourse™ reaccs only

also unban Adie O"Tuathaigh they did nothing wrong

2018-04-10 12:59:28

only 90s kids will remember

2018-04-10 12:42:44

hum reacts only

2018-04-09 20:30:22

when your friends try to date at uchicago

2018-04-09 19:59:44

When you run out of meal swipes:

2018-04-09 13:16:00

tag ur (least) favorite gentrifier

2018-04-09 12:50:50

God's Plan

2018-04-09 00:05:27

“Spring” reacts only

Stolen from the Hopkins meme page - I have no regrets Lucy Wu

2018-04-08 23:32:32

2018-04-08 18:33:31

uchicago students as wind tunnels

2018-04-08 17:16:34

Epsilon-delta reacts only

2018-04-08 14:50:32

2018-04-07 22:48:40

When you show up to fourth meal but its a Friday night

2018-04-07 21:46:11

This is not okay

2018-04-07 19:27:59

2018-04-07 19:27:59

2018-04-07 11:05:26

2018-04-07 09:48:39

When you realize that happiness and the CS major are incompatible.

2018-04-06 20:40:57

🤫

2018-04-06 20:14:17

2018-04-06 19:45:12

Snow on April 4th reacts only

2018-04-06 16:34:12

When your wholesome house prospie board gets defaced by a twisted sex fiend

2018-04-06 15:18:41

When you're so trash that UChicago is rejecting yourself for you.

2018-04-06 12:26:34

When That Kid introduces themself

2018-04-06 09:52:09

Warn your prospies!

2018-04-06 02:19:32

Only REAL public school kids remember this...

2018-04-05 22:20:45

2018-04-05 17:06:09

Walking into Harper today

2018-04-05 15:46:45

When you're tired of the dining hall so you just mooch off of the catered food the prospies get

2018-04-05 15:35:33

If anyone wants me I'll be performing my nesting dance outside Malynne Sternstein's office welp

2018-04-05 15:10:43

2018-04-05 12:00:11

the prospies are evolving

2018-04-05 10:00:49

2018-04-05 02:24:01

prospies tonight

2018-04-04 14:46:18

when you skip lecture and it’s only second week (Helena Thomas)

2018-04-04 14:17:47

for those who have been personally victimized by level m advisor appointments

2018-04-04 12:47:01

Rigorous reacts only

2018-04-04 12:27:45

The two types of UChicago people

2018-04-03 21:54:08

we tried putting the moderator application on handshake but career advancement wouldn't let us :(

2018-04-03 21:31:54

fire escape reaccs only (sign up for 48 hour film fest!)

2018-04-03 17:08:48

alright, where we droppin'?

2018-04-03 14:47:47

The first day of Spring quarter when that professor from Fall is back

2018-04-02 12:02:54

when you save ur rich friend a seat in lecture for three quarters in a row

2018-04-02 09:39:35

Bon Appetit reacts only.

2018-04-01 22:36:45

That kid, preparing their canvas post

2018-04-01 15:59:34

tumi hookup culture 😍

2018-04-01 01:02:46

    
Dun Boyir
    
John Mearsheimer
    
Houseparty
    
Richard H. Thaler
    
Northwestern University

2018-03-30 18:20:47

yet i had time to make this meme 🤔

2018-03-30 17:45:55

when u see that 80 comment reply chain on a troll secret and instantly know which kids will be arguing over it

2018-03-30 15:08:39

~first week vibes~

2018-03-29 10:24:22

Analytic reaccs only

2018-03-29 09:20:26

Stolen off reddit, too funny not to share 😂

2018-03-28 19:24:36

2018-03-28 17:28:04

When you read the same thing in SOSC that you read in HUM and just copy over your old essay

2018-03-28 16:11:25

Bar night reaccs only.
Shamelessly stolen from Classical Art Memes

2018-03-28 15:16:49

Brad™️ gives his SOSC presentation

2018-03-28 13:25:20

After you go to bar night once

2018-03-28 12:08:10

When Donald hears that Bartlett has oil deposits

2018-03-28 09:55:42

when you break out your spring quarter wardrobe even though u know damn well it won’t be warm until like fifth week

2018-03-27 21:03:18

2018-03-27 17:54:25

When a prospie asks me, “What do you like about UChicago?”

2018-03-27 00:09:54

👀

2018-03-26 18:26:19

Econ bros be like

2018-03-26 11:58:54

reading your dad’s letters to home during his first year at uchicago and realizing fun has been coming here to die since the 70s

2018-03-25 23:27:23

LITERARY CONFLICTS AS: shit i just made up about uchicago at 11:26 PM

2018-03-25 22:03:23

can't wait for April!!

2018-03-25 20:14:35

when u get into uchicago

2018-03-25 19:25:20

tag that one friend who always says they can't wait until spring quarter

2018-03-25 18:16:08

not exactly a meme but i desperately need to know which one of y'all had a crossbow in your dorm room

2018-03-25 15:35:54

When you tell your friends that Chicago is great but you really just stay in Hyde Park

2018-03-25 11:17:13

2018-03-25 08:50:31

First week reacts only

2018-03-25 01:02:49

2018-03-25 01:02:49

2018-03-23 19:37:26

Chicago WiFi be like 🐸 ☕️

2018-03-23 18:22:32

because nothing beats coming back to cold and psets after a week of margs with the girls in *insert tropical destination here*

2018-03-23 17:15:22

When you get your Winter Quarter grades back after going home for Spring Break:

2018-03-23 00:16:25

Describe UChicago dating culture

2018-03-22 21:45:04

How has no one done this yet?

2018-03-22 20:39:17

It be like that 💁‍♂️

Tag ya boo 👻

2018-03-22 17:56:05

2018-03-22 17:43:32

on a scale of 1 to cheese curds how badly do we want culvers

2018-03-22 12:31:28

After all that theory doesn't get you a job, but all them readings gave you a vocabulary and you still tryna flex on your old homie 💪🏿💪🏿😩

2018-03-21 16:37:11

Recursion is recursion is recursion

tag a m8 who will got lost in this labyrinth of gold

2018-03-20 23:24:23

relatable

2018-03-20 18:07:40

Yu-Gi-Oh! ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

2018-03-20 16:55:08

2018-03-20 13:16:23

god's plan starts playing

2018-03-19 18:34:04

when u think you killed it last week

2018-03-19 14:39:45

Approaching your sixth quarter at Uchicago thinking back to those shiny admissions packets they sent you like:

2018-03-19 13:35:01

Uchicago choosing members for their board like (OC)

2018-03-19 04:22:44

When it's finals week and you start to do some serious soul-searching

2018-03-19 01:54:29

what my econ paper could be if i had actually prepared for it vs. what it actually was

2018-03-18 13:46:20

2018-03-18 11:36:08

Tag ya boo 👻

2018-03-17 22:05:41

Looking at evaluations during Add/Drop reaxx only

2018-03-17 20:14:38

“So, are you guys dating?”

“No.”

“Are you just friends then?”

“...no.”

“Then what are you?”

2018-03-17 15:53:49

When you’re stress baking but still thinking about your SOSC paper

2018-03-16 17:03:36

tag wakanda's newest resident

2018-03-16 15:04:52

your friday of finals week essay submission

2018-03-16 12:42:08

When you think finals went fine but all evidence is to the contrary

2018-03-16 10:50:35

🚨🚨 spoiler alert 🚨 🚨

2018-03-16 04:25:41

When you’re on vacation but still a UChicago student

2018-03-15 23:07:39

Suddenly i am convinced

2018-03-15 21:50:00

Final HUMA essay plans

2018-03-15 21:22:48

2018-03-15 21:04:22

Brain's trajectory during all-nighter before the test going through 400 slides

2018-03-15 20:06:50

When you fail a final that you didn't study for

2018-03-15 19:25:03

My current mood while sitting in the A Level reading everyone's posts about how amazing being done with exams feels like...

2018-03-15 19:11:47

When you're in the reg bookstacks too long and you look out the window

2018-03-15 16:53:40

“1 retweet; 2 likes.”

2018-03-15 16:30:24

When you get a fucking 40 on an introductory Stat final but the average was also a 40

2018-03-15 14:04:35

how the fuck are y’all already done with finals

2018-03-15 11:11:27

when you can't quite figure out the right level of nuance

2018-03-15 09:07:35

2018-03-14 18:02:21

Pin(OC)het

2018-03-14 17:26:35

this was made on MS Paint

2018-03-14 15:46:29

HUMan being and citizen reaccs only

2018-03-14 15:37:23

Looks like the NSA knows where I sleep

2018-03-14 13:26:22

Shookspeared everyday

2018-03-14 13:04:17

forreal y’all help me who is the best Calculus 133 professor because taking the 132 exam with this current one got me like

2018-03-14 10:54:06

After Scherer Gen Chem final:

2018-03-13 22:05:03

Finals reacts pls

2018-03-13 21:55:46

Is this how you get a bid? Aka the zodiac signs as “frats”

2018-03-13 21:39:57

Good luck in orgo

2018-03-13 20:49:47

*studies all week for Stats 220 final*

Me before final: This finna be a breeze!
Me opening the first page:

2018-03-13 20:15:38

cr7

2018-03-13 17:38:00

when your friends from other schools start talking to you about their GPAs

2018-03-13 15:20:45

tag ur pre-med friend who screamed KILL ME NOW on the 3rd floor of the Reg last night

2018-03-13 15:06:07

tag someone you will absolutely not be financially supporting in the future

2018-03-13 12:51:05

For those looking for ways to procrastinate on finals: on the iphone settings > privacy > location services > system services > significant locations will give you all the info you need to calculate how much time you’ve spent in the reg all quarter!

2018-03-13 12:31:17

Despicable Memes

2018-03-13 12:02:32

Happy finals season

2018-03-13 11:49:43

the stars say you need more caffeine

(the signs as uchi coffee shops)

2018-03-13 11:06:00

remember personal hygiene in public spaces, especially during finals week, my dudes

we"ll get to friday soon

https://whiskeyriversoap.com/products/soap-for-its-only-frickin-tuesday

2018-03-13 02:33:30

Uchicago hookup culture etc. etc.

Cramming for finalz reaccs only plz

2018-03-12 21:47:58

When you get an A in an exam just because the average was a 20%

2018-03-12 21:23:38

When you don’t understand a question on your final and start writing down anything you can hoping for some partial credit

2018-03-12 21:04:01

When you plagiarize the shit out of a SOSC essay, but you low key don’t wanna get kicked out

2018-03-12 20:42:03

uchicago math/cs reacts only

when ur doing ur egyptian civ reading during finals week and it becomes relatable af

2018-03-12 20:08:16

Registrar Reaccs only

I need an Art class please

2018-03-12 19:28:35

its pisces szn btches. tag ur non-believer friend

2018-03-12 18:32:48

asking for a friend: do high school aspirations still count in college?

2018-03-12 17:47:28

After you decide to pass/fail your 6th class

2018-03-12 17:41:24

I don't know how long I've been here either

2018-03-12 17:06:08

Finals week got me like

2018-03-12 16:38:38

always load your pencils

2018-03-12 12:57:40

When you don’t know what to put on a chem final

2018-03-12 09:43:25

if w.c. williams
were your
ta

2018-03-12 09:12:25

A nice vintage style meme

2018-03-12 02:40:42

2018-03-12 01:40:19

We work on the principle of rocket. Not that we aim for the stars, we just don"t work until our ass is on fire
#FirstLecture1DayBeforeExam #RecordedLecturesSavingMyAss #FinMath

2018-03-12 01:27:13

hohoho, a friend: your memes are so highbrow. like, over-my-head highbrow.
me:

2018-03-12 00:22:24

2018-03-11 23:07:53

When you leave the Reg after 12 hours but have only written two pages

2018-03-11 21:38:46

when the final is 75% of your grade

2018-03-11 21:30:31

You have just been visited by the Study Boyir. He will bless you with academic rigor and empty Harper cubicles, but only if you comment "dun't let me down"

2018-03-11 21:07:51

2018-03-11 19:59:39

When you appreciate your school but don't want to study for finals

2018-03-11 16:26:29

1 like = 1 cm cut from the document margins

2018-03-11 15:20:22

2018-03-11 15:20:22

2018-03-11 15:17:50

1 like = 1 open seat

2018-03-11 12:04:24

tfw ur papers/exams are all due in quick succession

2018-03-11 09:53:15

Tag ur finals week self in this trash. I’m the chip bag 4 feet away

2018-03-11 03:53:02

go rewatch that film by Fellini. ignore his initials. and digits in general.

2018-03-10 22:43:29

2018-03-10 21:57:42

When you finally reveal yourself as the person who steals coats from frat parties

2018-03-10 20:37:42

Coming soon: "10 Finals that Will Make You Wish You Lived in a Yurt"

2018-03-10 19:10:49

Something something uchicago hookup culture

2018-03-10 17:59:00

go Leo!

2018-03-10 16:25:16

Pearson: Are you solving global conflict yet?
UChicago: LeTs MakE a BusIneSS MaJor

2018-03-10 12:31:51

Brutalist reaccs only

2018-03-10 00:59:09

2018-03-09 22:03:18

Happy finals week! Hope the exam curves are kind to everyone 😃

2018-03-09 17:38:41

dealing with all my finals at the same time got me like

2018-03-09 15:25:03

When finals are hitting too hard but personal hygiene is also important

2018-03-09 13:42:02

only 2017 kids remember

2018-03-09 13:39:37

When you wish you were someplace warmer but still have finals

2018-03-09 11:12:55

Reading period, a brief summary

2018-03-08 22:56:22

Roses are red,
Bartlett food is for suckers,

2018-03-08 21:17:39

UChicago group work be like

2018-03-08 20:18:19

guess I'm not graduating reacts only

2018-03-08 20:11:54

Sums up my experience...

2018-03-08 19:33:43

UChicago exam season vibes

2018-03-08 19:24:36

Tag someone who views Econ as a STEM field

2018-03-08 19:01:56

inb4 "Mind isn"t a real SOSC either"

Idea Collab: Rohan Dandavati Zoe Strong

2018-03-08 17:45:40

confuse a logical positivist for whom you hold friendly affection.

2018-03-08 01:02:21

Eating at Cathey 10th week like

2018-03-07 23:55:24

uchicago admin be like

2018-03-07 22:51:43

When you came to UChicago for the life of the mind but then land that sweet Goldman Sachs internship:

2018-03-07 21:45:09

10th week mood

2018-03-07 20:48:34

Y’all stay safe now

2018-03-07 20:19:59

something something 10th week

2018-03-07 19:40:45

2018-03-07 19:28:32

2018-03-07 15:01:22

i put some thought and effort into trying to make a meme out of this but i think the best meme is just to present this email as is

2018-03-07 14:43:38

that kid reaccs only

2018-03-07 00:57:08

"I'll definitely get a 4.0 GPA"

2018-03-06 23:08:28

:(

2018-03-06 21:22:08

thesis szn

2018-03-06 19:38:14

2018-03-06 16:00:06

When your professor hasn't uploaded any homework grades for the whole quarter

2018-03-06 13:25:04

💵 💵💵

2018-03-06 13:07:06

the fact i'm posting this from the first floor is proof

2018-03-06 11:52:43

Math Final reacts only

2018-03-06 01:30:36

tag a friend who claims they go to college

2018-03-05 22:16:30

HUM reaccs only

2018-03-05 19:14:38

too relatable to not share

2018-03-05 13:17:40

econ major reaccs only
tag ur favorite blu chip!

2018-03-05 12:26:07

When they pass the business/Econ major

2018-03-05 11:53:14

Concha/pan dulce sale going on today and tomorrow in Reynolds club, 10-2.

We have pink vegan ones, chocolate, and white and yellow conchas for $2 each!

tag urself and your friends i"m plein jane but i dont drink coffee

2018-03-04 23:53:23

Gen chem reacts only

2018-03-04 21:45:27

And the Oscar goes to

2018-03-04 20:42:40

2018-03-04 19:15:15

finals szn reaccs only

2018-03-04 01:28:06

2018-03-04 00:07:46

Formal szn is nigh

2018-03-03 20:31:13

when you’re 700 words below the minimum word count but you’ve run out of things to say

2018-03-03 15:59:45

Math profs when “the proof is trivial and left as an exercise”

2018-03-02 18:31:25

IHouse Kitchen Reacts Only (this is a cry for help)

2018-02-28 19:12:16

2018-02-28 19:00:41

when you study classics and you need everyone to know

2018-02-28 13:29:26

2018-02-28 12:55:52

2018-02-28 08:37:28

Running into your ex at bar night like

2018-02-27 22:15:55

New name for the Business Major

(tag your fav business snake)

2018-02-27 21:58:52

2018-02-27 21:25:35

When your friends from home ask if you're good

2018-02-27 17:47:14

2018-02-27 17:39:16

secure reacts only

2018-02-27 15:49:09

UChicago Dormitory Alignment Chart

collaboration credit: John Scott Cynthia Aguilar

2018-02-27 14:45:37

2018-02-27 14:32:03

anotha one

2018-02-27 13:36:34

prospies walking into the reg like

2018-02-27 13:29:56

Posterior Memes for Bayesian Teens

2018-02-27 13:16:53

When the temperature's higher than your grade in the class you're skipping

2018-02-27 01:28:01

tag them (also check out my page, Pleasurable Platonic Memes)

2018-02-27 00:33:12

gen chem reaccs only
jk angery reaccs for the creation of a genchem fb group

2018-02-26 20:28:18

When rich kids return home on break and talk to their friends about living on the South Side of Chicago.

2018-02-26 16:52:15

*almost* every UChicago student ever

2018-02-26 16:26:07

2018-02-26 12:40:50

One of those street magicians from LA

2018-02-26 12:25:32

Tag your worst class!

2018-02-26 12:22:52

NoW Is tHE WintER OF OUr DISconTEnt

    
Ma boi shookspeared

2018-02-26 11:08:37

Doing Honest Work in College™️

2018-02-26 08:25:38

uchi hookup culture, yadda yadda blah blah

2018-02-26 01:19:25

2018-02-25 23:37:02

idk.

2018-02-25 22:21:43

Eco-friendly, 100% vegan certified, non gmo etc 💖💖💖

2018-02-25 21:16:35

2018-02-25 21:10:12

tag a fellow sellout

2018-02-25 19:32:23

Calc 2 reaccs only

2018-02-25 16:55:34

when your bar night hookup turns out to be a keeper #cantrelate

2018-02-25 15:14:51

2018-02-25 00:43:14

its hail mary time

2018-02-24 19:31:24

"I still don't have a summer internship" reactions exclusively please. (Shamelessly taken from Harvard)

2018-02-24 14:20:17

The Reg needs to up its game

2018-02-24 00:26:36

When you’re a 4th year in housing...

2018-02-23 23:36:35

Academic honesty reacts only

2018-02-23 21:41:16

When your friend returns from the study abroad and you meet him for the first time. Namaste.

2018-02-23 20:13:00

You heard it here last

2018-02-23 19:33:03

2018-02-23 16:03:41

When you register for the class you withdrew from last year

2018-02-23 13:16:55

2018-02-23 13:02:47

When the Admissions Office tells you UChicago students are trail blazers

Disclaimer: Please bear in mind that all accused are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law, indictment ≠ conviction, etc

2018-02-23 02:07:08

first year dawning sense of mediocrity reaccs only
(not mine)

2018-02-23 01:31:11

#lifeofthemind sad reax only

2018-02-22 22:34:19

🥛🥛🥛🥛

2018-02-22 16:08:48

This is the future business majors want (seen in class of 2020)

2018-02-22 15:00:58

Bartlett getting comment cards like

2018-02-22 12:22:31

9th week comin for me like

2018-02-22 11:50:55

Ouch

2018-02-22 11:07:39

When you dropped econ because """it's too much math""" but you still want to make money

2018-02-22 00:44:38

Tag a former brother

2018-02-21 23:23:25

Who loves Chi? ⛪️

2018-02-21 22:54:44

Flash forward, teens: How UC alums plan Friday night with their spouses...

2018-02-21 17:32:12

2018-02-21 16:27:10

Tag a friend to remind them to drink more water

2018-02-21 11:58:36

2018-02-21 00:35:13

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

2018-02-20 21:40:46

Getting into UChicago vs getting midterm grades back

2018-02-20 20:06:52

2018-02-20 16:36:14

When it's 60 degrees and raining but you spent all your umbrella money on Canada Goose and Plein Air.

2018-02-20 15:06:45

When admissions also tricked the registrar about actual class sizes here

2018-02-20 01:30:25

Midterm reacts only

2018-02-20 00:04:36

2018-02-19 22:05:37

c/o Jorge Garrigo, Special Collections Research Center

2018-02-19 21:01:49

2018-02-19 16:29:33

When you sleep all day and remember all the work you didn't do when you wake up

2018-02-19 16:27:47

Love knowing my school really cares...

2018-02-19 14:40:41

When you need a summer internship but the only experience you have is greek life

2018-02-19 12:40:32

2018-02-19 12:21:55

STEM reacts only

2018-02-19 10:15:29

get ready 2 smash that MF PRE-REG

2018-02-18 23:15:30

When you T’d up but you got an essay due at noon... #sundayscaries

2018-02-18 20:16:10

sitting next to a heating vent in Harper like

2018-02-18 14:19:19

When you've been writing a sosc paper all weekend but need to finish that calc pset...

2018-02-18 01:10:44

When Gen Chem here still sucks a decade later

2018-02-17 17:36:07

tag urself

2018-02-17 04:16:32

2018-02-16 22:38:07

How computer science majors unwind after a long day of coding

2018-02-16 16:51:34

tag a snek

2018-02-16 15:11:18

Haha hook up culture get it guys

2018-02-16 13:55:58

working on your final project with 1 reliable friend and 1 who swears he’ll put in more work next week

2018-02-16 10:47:52

I didnt edit the part about sex because that part is just true on its face

2018-02-16 10:03:36

Cobb exemplifies the true UChicago student: uncommon and incompetent.

2018-02-15 23:03:45

Looks like Bartlett supports the business major

2018-02-15 14:37:36

OC from something I saw on campus:

Students walking around wearing canada goose jackets be like...

2018-02-15 14:12:25

tag urself, i"m pret
(original content)

2018-02-14 19:10:35

i would not survive

2018-02-14 16:34:51

I'm SoSc. I have no stakes in this fight

2018-02-14 15:44:08

when you're writing an essay but also need to pregame bar night

2018-02-14 13:47:48

Tag yourself. Collab creds to Reema Saleh

2018-02-14 10:07:33

2018-02-14 02:38:42

Happy Valentine’s Day

2018-02-13 22:34:15

rt if you're rt! Charlie Keys McKay Luke Oh Alexander Izikson Grace Linhares Philippe Mallette Fred Kardos Rory Frydman

2018-02-13 21:52:44

when it’s valentine’s day tomorrow but you know all you’re getting is a midterm at 12:30

2018-02-13 21:29:08

UChicago Math Department Reacts

Credits to Math Memes!

2018-02-13 19:51:15

Quantum mechanics confusion reacts only

2018-02-13 18:22:39

7th week mood @ Cathey

2018-02-13 17:45:21

showing up to the A-Level saying you’re gonna study but knowing you’ll spend the whole time scoping out mediocrely hot guys like

2018-02-13 16:14:23

Gotta Trudeauify Bartlett

2018-02-13 15:34:06

When you tryna make up for inviting Bannon by teaching the kiddos that you’re not the bad guy

2018-02-13 14:16:16

excited for the new home economics major!!

2018-02-13 13:12:49

Come make your friends feel good about themselves. Buy a UChicago flavored Valentine's card in Reynolds

2018-02-13 11:51:57

the maroon tells it like it is

2018-02-13 11:50:32

Reconsidering your career during a stressful midterm week

2018-02-13 11:23:01

Tfw you finish your midterm and realize there’s only 5 weeks until the final

2018-02-12 21:31:57

Professor Richard Thaler or doge (i mean this in the best possible way)

2018-02-12 19:34:37

The gay agenda™

~this meme was ghostwritten~

2018-02-12 16:58:12

When the professor assigns their own book.

2018-02-12 10:21:10

When there’s a foot of snow on the ground but you still need to get your boujee $5 latte at Plein Air Cafe

2018-02-12 00:49:09

Midterm reaccs only

2018-02-11 21:47:30

2018-02-11 19:55:16

All of us IRL

2018-02-11 19:46:23

elementary logic reaccs only

2018-02-11 19:42:45

Trudeau memes are the best

2018-02-11 19:35:40

2018-02-11 19:12:47

When your professor assigns three books and seven articles before your class later that week:

2018-02-11 16:48:35

2018-02-11 16:38:56

tryna get that free tuition

2018-02-11 14:14:06

2018-02-11 13:57:22

The Content Zone

2018-02-11 13:50:53

Woke reacts only

2018-02-10 18:24:02

UChicago hookup culture

2018-02-10 13:58:52

When that kid raises their hand in discussion

2018-02-10 12:05:36

2018-02-10 01:17:07

2018-02-09 22:22:42

Uchicago hookup culture

2018-02-09 19:30:17

When you're an English major but go into finance

2018-02-09 18:27:48

The last four digits of your phone number is your UChicago conspiracy theory

2018-02-09 16:15:01

2018-02-09 15:55:19

Uchicago hookup culture et cetera et cetera

2018-02-09 12:27:18

Tag ur favorite sellout

2018-02-09 09:10:42

When you gotta pass core bio but also overthrow the state

2018-02-09 01:19:52

2018-02-09 01:11:35

2018-02-08 19:38:37

reflecting on your midterm like

2018-02-08 19:01:19

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't salty I didn't get trudeau tickets, but I'd be even saltier if I missed the Mooch

2018-02-08 17:25:38

When you're invited to something after midterm season

2018-02-08 16:30:41

#physioreaxonly

2018-02-08 14:31:49

how many layers of uchicago education are you on?

2018-02-08 13:38:05

get brekt in broomball mates

2018-02-08 13:13:11

A live look at UChicago trying to recruit minorities while maintaining the #IntellectualRigor of Steve Bannon and Richard Spencer. #Number3 #EdmondBurke #ReverseRacismIsReal

2018-02-08 10:34:01

How Uchicago students deal with L’s...

2018-02-08 10:23:53

$1 million Startup idea etc

2018-02-07 19:49:25

classic Trump 💯

2018-02-07 19:42:21

uchicago hookup culture or something

2018-02-07 19:14:57

No curve reax only

2018-02-07 18:31:43

This paper might seem like a meme, but really, it’s a cry for help.

2018-02-07 17:07:01

I was told my original meme was "lazy" so here"s the improved

Trudeau I had to do it to "em

2018-02-07 17:04:46

When your SOSC professor gets personal..

2018-02-07 16:56:03

When you get lunch with an Econ major:

2018-02-07 15:53:47

2018-02-07 15:04:57

uchicago hookup culture around valentine's day

2018-02-07 12:36:56

Me after the calc 162 midterm

2018-02-07 10:05:41

Gen Chem reacts only

2018-02-06 17:34:55

crossing the midway to get to cathey

2018-02-05 18:54:39

2018-02-05 13:14:55

2018-02-05 13:14:55

2018-02-05 09:51:50

Tag a CT friend

2018-02-05 01:56:28

2018-02-05 00:05:59

Uchicago hookup culture etc etc

2018-02-04 21:51:55

Justin Timberlake? Nah, Eric is the one for me 😍

2018-02-04 21:22:20

when u didn't do pset but TA is on facebook

2018-02-04 12:12:23

When the fire alarm goes off in reg but not in manseuto

2018-02-04 10:19:14

When winter has come, the sun is a myth, and you attend the University of Chicago.

2018-02-04 04:41:19

don't have an internship in february reacts only

2018-02-04 02:11:59

2018-02-04 00:19:05

When you wiki search Upper Middle Class and your university pops up

2018-02-03 19:33:05

memes imitate life

2018-02-03 17:29:13

Because 53rd is just too far away

2018-02-03 17:28:35

"sorry, my schedule's pretty full this week "

2018-02-03 01:27:55

2018-02-03 00:01:03

Is it really a class at U Chicago if the prof doesn’t assign you to read their own work??

2018-02-02 22:46:34

#uchicagohookupculture

2018-02-02 21:05:31

happy midterm season

2018-02-02 16:00:55

Original Uchicago content

2018-02-02 14:32:34

Studying Econ in Harper be like

2018-02-02 13:11:07

:o

2018-02-02 12:17:24

Quarter system reacts only

2018-02-02 00:28:05

When all you can think about is your next boba fix while writing an essay.

2018-02-01 23:17:02

The one day you decide its okay to miss your lecture and enjoy the morning...

2018-02-01 20:59:53

You: Bar night
Me, an intellectual:

2018-02-01 20:19:37

When you see your reflection in the ceiling of Mansueto

    
Disgruntled Troy
    
Slightly more disgruntled Troy

2018-02-01 19:32:21

when i take a midterm i actually studied for

2018-02-01 12:32:00

Turning in your paper vs. getting it back

2018-01-30 23:01:10

Tag that kid at the house table

2018-01-30 20:25:25

I just want someone to look at me the way Mike Pence looks at Donald Trump

2018-01-30 16:48:26

im partial towards harpharp, but the worlds not ready yet

2018-01-30 15:08:52

I was iced via airdrop in Harper this isn’t a meme I just wanna know who did this

2018-01-30 13:01:25

tag urself i’m the conversion to celsius

2018-01-29 21:32:30

2018-01-29 20:30:29

Me: I didn"t really like the Core.
You, an Intellectual:

2018-01-29 12:52:05

When That Kid™️ tries to justify Marxism in SOSC

2018-01-29 10:53:02

~Life of the mind~

2018-01-29 10:42:02

Are Bannon memes still in?

2018-01-28 20:58:09

oh look, a sale for when midterm grades come back

2018-01-28 18:59:26

your front page when you invite steve bannon the weekend after MLK's birthday

2018-01-28 12:11:42

2018-01-28 00:11:21

As you're walking out of a midterm

2018-01-27 15:16:35

When you’re in a calc midterm but forget how to solve the integral

2018-01-27 14:18:36

uchicago culture. courtesy of Classical Art Memes

2018-01-26 18:32:05

me when i see buds on trees that have no way of knowing that its only january

2018-01-26 15:46:56

memes are a form of protest

2018-01-26 12:31:13

Mansueto during first week vs midterms 😢

2018-01-26 08:27:11

god bless this discourse

2018-01-25 13:19:44

Helena Thomas ft. Franco Savastano

2018-01-25 11:56:20

Last one I promise

2018-01-25 10:46:28

when you didn't do the SOSC reading and the paper is due today:

2018-01-25 10:15:05

When you have nothing to say to that guy in HUM class

2018-01-25 09:40:57

That one kid whose family has a house named after them. "Yes, we're comfortable. But we're actually only upper upper middle class."

2018-01-25 02:23:08

The STEM guy in HUMA

2018-01-24 23:26:31

i hear uchicago has a pretty good psych dept

2018-01-24 23:15:23

Socrates: The only true wisdom is in knowing how to get

2018-01-24 20:50:28

Stolen from Hopkins who stole it from MIT. What happened to honest work in college?

2018-01-24 19:26:20

dead @ the combo of "confidence boost" & "intense studying"

[from http://students.withspotify.com/]

2018-01-24 19:12:27

Econ reacts only

2018-01-24 18:42:31

🅱️annon reacts only

2018-01-24 17:43:22

Non-ideological reacts only.

2018-01-24 16:27:09

when u still have one last glimmer of conscience left

2018-01-24 15:25:47

commitment to further the educational and personal success of students reacts only

2018-01-24 14:28:55

When meme is life

2018-01-24 10:21:08

Supportive and intellectually stimulating reaccs only

2018-01-24 02:26:41

s/o to Garrett Johnson for this one

2018-01-23 17:07:56

20% of your final grade reaccs only

2018-01-23 12:55:55

Accepting the Inevitable

2018-01-23 11:37:42

The intent is to provide students with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different residence halls.

2018-01-22 20:48:41

Tag a house mate

2018-01-22 11:59:53

2018-01-21 22:00:14

You know it

2018-01-21 19:56:15

When you go to the reg so you can grab a desk, get off your phone, and work

2018-01-21 17:26:58

Chem midterm reacts only

2018-01-21 16:13:16

2018-01-20 23:03:32

When you're trying to decide what to do this summer

2018-01-20 16:27:00

When your boi switches from physics to econ

2018-01-19 17:56:14

Tag your favorite Goldman Danks bro

2018-01-19 16:09:08

my budget now that te'amo opened

2018-01-19 16:02:11

*Applicant pool doubles*

2018-01-19 14:21:15

when Trudeau's diplomatic strategy involves speaking at the IOP

2018-01-19 13:32:26

power moves only

2018-01-19 13:19:03

when you're a white girl at bar night and you don't know any of the songs

2018-01-19 08:40:33

Is this a common attitude at other universities? I have never seen a professor get upset when a student refers to them by their first name.

2018-01-18 19:32:47

When the college wants to go back in time....
Does it regret accepting me

2018-01-18 17:44:56

shoutout to uchi choir director flitwick

2018-01-18 13:41:14

Some things are just too true

2018-01-17 11:18:18

When you finally get a Summer Internship that reflects your skills and relevant experiences

2018-01-16 22:08:48

2018-01-16 21:45:38

Disaffiliation reacts only

2018-01-16 21:14:14

Uhh can I get a medium coffee, self roast?

2018-01-16 18:56:18

tag a sanderson boi

2018-01-16 18:18:36

2018-01-16 13:24:33

Stress eating got me like

2018-01-15 23:54:27

Solve for GF

2018-01-15 19:27:12

1 like = 1 pray for Ryan Biland

2018-01-15 12:21:07

hookup culture or whatever

2018-01-15 03:49:47

not a bad idea tbh

2018-01-14 22:16:11

When the psets are no longer nontrivial

2018-01-14 20:09:19

when you make one typo in a massive CS project and lose 80 points as a result

2018-01-14 19:35:00

Cats these days... 🐈 🐈 🐈

2018-01-14 18:55:51

SOSC reacts only

2018-01-13 22:21:38

and so it begins...

2018-01-12 17:08:04

2018-01-12 14:11:35

There are two types of Kuvia people

cr: Woodward House Kuvia group chat

2018-01-12 12:02:21

Updated at long last. What do YOU like most about Bar Night? Leave a comment below!
Previous comic: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1485336121552709/permalink/1729707820448870/

2018-01-12 09:40:58

2018-01-12 08:36:01

“The intent is to provide [victims] with a sense of pride and accomplishment for [waking up unnecessarily at 5am].”

2018-01-11 23:04:41

UChicago students after winter break be like 🙌🙌

2018-01-11 15:28:14

“Doing whatever it takes to ensure that you make it on the fifth day of Kuvia to earn that T-shirt” reacts

2018-01-11 15:15:26

Getting out of lab and finally taking your gloves off

2018-01-11 11:55:35

Internships apps as a first year

2018-01-10 23:25:16

Chi, we good ya"ll don"t worry

Shameless Self-Promotion -> https://goo.gl/nSSW9p

2018-01-10 14:23:54

Having awkward conversations with people you don't know well

2018-01-09 20:04:51

feebleminded reacts only (photoshop:Jay)

2018-01-09 18:03:10

2018-01-09 17:40:03

Free t shirt reaccs only

2018-01-08 22:15:43

2018-01-08 21:59:10

Bartlett finally got their act together

2018-01-08 21:46:55

Coming in with some stolen content

2018-01-08 21:28:48

When the house thief pilfers your food from the fridge

2018-01-08 16:46:18

❄️

2018-01-08 16:33:59

"Reading Hobbes winter quarter because you decided to be in Classics instead of Power" reacts only

2018-01-07 16:33:39

Y’all know what to do 👌👍

Shameless Promotion -> https://goo.gl/NvszxC

2018-01-07 15:11:27

Crossing the Midway and actively hoping a car will hit you and pay for your crippling student debt reaccs only

2018-01-07 13:39:01

Fall quarter SOSC reaccs only

2018-01-07 12:30:41

When your pset partner drops the class

2018-01-06 19:04:04

Trapped reaccs only

2018-01-06 17:10:25

blah blah uchicago hookup culture

2018-01-06 15:41:38

When the professor randomly picks on you to answer a question and you get it right

2018-01-06 11:42:30

leaving the Reg and the bitter Chicago winds tear into your exposed skin like butter

2018-01-06 11:26:51

Tfw after you pull on all nigher

2018-01-05 19:10:11

2018-01-05 15:29:38

fucked up how this is still on most HUM syllabi

2018-01-05 13:21:56

Seriously they have one like every other year.

2018-01-05 13:21:18

When you dream of warmer pastures

2018-01-05 12:02:37

2018-01-05 08:32:30

South/BJ reacts only

2018-01-04 16:49:12

"Adaptive Smart Heating" reacts only

2018-01-03 23:25:08

When the elevators in North are broken and everyone's climbing the stairs

2018-01-03 23:20:10

When you hear barnight‘s not happening… @alphadelt you had one job

2018-01-03 19:36:46

🙏🙏🙏

2018-01-03 18:59:41

New year same hookup culture at UChicago

2018-01-03 15:30:56

Actual email from my physics professor after the first day of lecture - Winter Quarter off to a great start

2018-01-02 20:16:17

Fresh low effort content.

2018-01-02 11:18:49

Where fun comes to die reacts only

2018-01-01 20:13:41

Joseph Regenstein Library Reactions Only

(Shamefully taken from UT)

2017-12-31 20:37:04

2017-12-31 18:41:54

UChicago Hookup culture etc etc

2017-12-31 10:57:54

Winter quarter starter pack (starting on January 3rd)

2017-12-31 01:19:21

@ whoever decided on the UChicago academic calendar

2017-12-29 21:22:14

After taking your first class from the Kenneth C. Griffin Department of Economics.

2017-12-29 20:31:17

inspired by Hopkins Memes for My Lost Hopes and Dreams

2017-12-29 11:24:52

the political science major who gets Politico alerts to their iPhone X

2017-12-29 01:49:34

Tag a house table mate

2017-12-28 22:41:08

When first years go to Kimbark w their fakes

2017-12-28 21:00:46

Who has two thumbs and doesn't want to be back at school next week?

2017-12-27 22:22:56

When you only just got over finals stress and class starts in a week

2017-12-27 22:03:19

"interested in finance/consulting" reaccs

2017-12-27 21:31:05

When it’s the holiday season but Chem still haunts you

2017-12-26 14:51:30

econ is the ultimate anticapitalist major reax only

2017-12-26 02:03:34

welcome to the “choosing a 4th class” alignment chart

2017-12-26 01:33:09

days before a hum paper is due reaccs only

2017-12-25 13:06:03

When you see your RA

2017-12-25 11:12:27

2017-12-24 22:42:52

Tag your favorite gym bro in the core

2017-12-24 16:31:36

My 2016 gift of $0 is testament to the respect I have for my still-mounting student loans

2017-12-23 20:06:20

2017-12-22 16:49:24

Tag your favorite Macbook Pro-carrying communist.

2017-12-22 15:51:36

2017-12-22 11:49:49

“The droid you’re looking for” reacts only

2017-12-22 08:17:57

There"s always a way to rationalize that GPA.

Happy winter break to those spending it with their parents

2017-12-22 00:47:58

2017-12-20 21:10:13

Need help

2017-12-20 18:26:36

bright and shiny first year vs fourth year, when you're a hollowed-out empty version of your former self

2017-12-19 16:36:00

When you're done with your trash grades and you need to make inroads with admissions. See y'all suckers later 👋 William and Mary 2021

2017-12-18 16:28:30

i don"t know about you, but i"m feeling class of 2022

*this meme was ghost-written*

welcome class of 2022

2017-12-18 15:32:05

When your parents ask how your finals went but you keep pretending your grades aren't posted yet

2017-12-18 02:54:41

2017-12-16 19:23:28

First quarter grade reacts

2017-12-15 21:21:00

2017-12-15 21:21:00

2017-12-14 16:57:38

When you can't find a finance or consulting job as a pub pol major

2017-12-14 11:48:55

Breaking news reacts only

2017-12-13 17:25:04

Practical Reacts only

2017-12-13 12:39:08

2017-12-13 00:08:02

Butler gen Chem reacts only

2017-12-12 21:47:28

UChicago Secrets right now.

2017-12-11 16:12:18

2017-12-10 23:44:41

Getting back grades this quarter

2017-12-10 15:42:40

Brave, but foolish my old Jedi friend

2017-12-10 03:19:45

TFW you compare Hobbes and CNN in a final

2017-12-10 00:28:42

It seems Lyft is unaware of the fact that we are far better known for our Kenneth C. Griffin Department of Economics.

2017-12-09 22:08:26

when your parents ask how your finals went

2017-12-09 20:49:37

econ major reacts only

2017-12-09 17:36:09

when your friends have gone home for winter break and your snapchat map has people all over the place

2017-12-08 23:47:25

Can’t hurt to ask tbh 😌

2017-12-08 20:50:54

Wishing our most recent Nobel laureate an enjoyable weekend in Stockholm!

Here"s a brief recap of the day the news of his win broke. As we know, for every win, there must also be a

2017-12-08 15:35:33

tfw you finish your last final and you realize you don't know how to do anything except panic and do your work

2017-12-08 14:04:55

2017-12-08 10:42:26

*Goes to review*
*Takes Chem exam*
*Fails*

2017-12-08 07:32:34

Don't smile because it's over. Cry because it's happening again next month.

2017-12-08 06:32:55

Can’t be bothered

2017-12-08 05:20:31

When you are trying to rationalize that essay you wrote at 4am

2017-12-08 00:45:19

Cadana Gose; whom?

2017-12-08 00:40:01

2017-12-07 23:50:37

Chi, Let’s be real for a quick minute

Shameless Self Promotion -> https://goo.gl/SW9wGg

2017-12-07 22:11:06

0.4 GPA reacs only

2017-12-07 22:04:28

When you're bougie af but you're patriotic too

2017-12-07 20:02:56

Here's a good one!

2017-12-07 19:36:30

Ochem reacts only

2017-12-07 18:08:34

MRW my parents ask how finals week is going

2017-12-07 15:37:01

Not mine, but enjoy

    
A. Ham

2017-12-07 13:40:57

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to live in Chicago

2017-12-07 13:11:33

Gen Chem reacts only

2017-12-07 12:06:55

uchicago wrapped 2017

2017-12-07 12:06:18

It's a banger honestly.

2017-12-07 07:52:29

That one first year from California vs literally everyone else

2017-12-06 22:52:41

L Statistics (...get it?)

2017-12-06 22:29:50

2017-12-06 22:29:50

2017-12-06 22:05:10

UChicago During Finals Week

2017-12-06 21:55:36

Trying to predict the curve before grades come out like

2017-12-06 20:19:35

when you tell yourself and your friends that you're going to study but then you just spend 4 hours watching vine compilations

2017-12-06 19:31:51

when your Econ final is worth 50% of your grade...

2017-12-06 19:19:13

Reg rn

2017-12-06 17:34:54

#TFW you"re dancing to your favorites on Spotify but secretly crying about your bank acct

#sadreactsonly

2017-12-06 13:35:09

When Bartlett seasons something correctly for once

2017-12-06 10:44:14

End of the quarter reacts

2017-12-06 09:16:03

When you aren"t ready at all for your final exam/paper but you make the most of it anyway
(This is Original Content™ as this was my waffle)

2017-12-06 00:33:37

Butler Chem reacts only

2017-12-05 23:56:21

Finals week

2017-12-05 22:15:54

Google knows too much...

2017-12-05 22:12:08

Niche reacts only

2017-12-05 19:32:34

Sad reacts only

2017-12-05 18:48:33

Finals week

2017-12-05 16:18:10

When you can’t find a space in the reg so you have to go to Mansueto

2017-12-05 13:37:51

couldn't relate much to the previous brita filter post

2017-12-05 13:13:29

winter is coming

2017-12-05 04:32:33

UChicago whatever-the-fuck
(Regenstein Finals Edition)

2017-12-05 00:36:03

2017-12-04 23:10:58

2017-12-04 22:52:15

2017-12-04 22:40:09

tag your favorite cs major

2017-12-04 17:41:25

UChicago hookup culture etc etc

2017-12-03 22:39:34

I don't take credit for this

2017-12-03 22:37:41

my mood whenever i use the words “signifier” or “discursive” in a hum paper

2017-12-03 21:37:25

Your RHs will confiscate ID's at the end of finals

2017-12-03 17:18:33

Wholesome content for this exam season. Applicable to non-girls as well😊

2017-12-03 17:07:49

They hated Jesus because He told them the truth.

2017-12-03 15:32:09

Booth Reaccs Only

2017-12-03 13:34:50

When that Kenneth 🅱️. Griffin $125M Donation finally gets put to good use

2017-12-03 08:32:57

2017-12-02 18:57:34

i’m not an econ major but i’m pretty sure this is how it works

2017-12-02 15:38:56

When all of the diligent Econ majors get simultaneously mindfucked by the same pset #happyfinalsseason

PC: Emily

2017-12-02 00:40:34

fresh finals oc

2017-12-01 16:00:23

Finals SZN is upon us

2017-12-01 12:37:09

“I’ll study tomorrow” reaccs only

2017-12-01 11:30:19

Mood as fuck

2017-12-01 00:48:35

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2017-11-30 22:40:40

After you eat at all three dining halls

2017-11-30 21:10:08

Reg reacts only

2017-11-30 21:02:35

Gen Chem reax only

2017-11-30 19:19:30

reading period reacts only

2017-11-30 13:36:28

I'll just leave this here. 🇷🇴️

2017-11-29 23:07:37

Alignment tensor

2017-11-29 22:26:48

blah blah blah Uchicago Hookup culture 10th week edition

2017-11-29 20:32:17

overheard at bar night

2017-11-29 19:35:12

Uh oh, looks like Tails is going through some rough times! Leave a comment if you"ve also experienced Imposter Syndrome at UChicago.
NOTE: This is actually comic #9. The #6 at the top is a misprint.
Previous comic: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1485336121552709/permalink/1719166768169642/

2017-11-29 15:20:35

just a reminder as we go into finals week 😶

2017-11-29 14:31:43

Chem midterm reacs only!

2017-11-28 21:39:42

UChicago hookup culture.

Shamelessly stolen from MIT.

2017-11-28 18:44:10

2017-11-28 18:44:10

2017-11-28 17:17:51

When all the premeds realize they need to save their GPAs

2017-11-28 16:41:56

UChicago Hookup Culture, etc etc

2017-11-28 16:41:54

2017-11-28 14:22:15

2017-11-28 14:22:15

2017-11-27 18:46:24

A little finals season self care for ya

2017-11-27 17:01:28

“Life of the mind”

2017-11-26 21:50:12

Finals szn mood

2017-11-26 12:51:48

tag a handshake slut

2017-11-25 22:58:03

Blah blah blah uchicago hookup culture

2017-11-25 17:35:05

When the first years find out that some of their professors are still holding regular class during reading period.

2017-11-25 15:55:43

The real reason you didn't get the internship.

2017-11-24 20:10:01

...UChicago Hookup culture....

2017-11-24 13:49:49

So my friend went to a mun conference last weekend, and everyone had some opinions about UChicago

2017-11-24 01:03:56

Truer words were never spoken

2017-11-23 14:02:53

south/bj reaccs only

2017-11-22 22:20:36

Telling people at home about O-week parties like...

2017-11-22 21:43:39

2017-11-22 21:43:39

2017-11-22 21:43:39

2017-11-22 18:31:34

something something uchicago hookup culture etc

2017-11-22 13:59:26

linguistics reaccs only
Jacob Blitz Charlotte Wiland

2017-11-22 13:28:17

Group project reaccs only

2017-11-22 11:30:06

when you try to decide among top colleges but realize there are probably better options

2017-11-22 10:56:10

Butler Chem reaccs only

2017-11-21 21:57:26

Something something uchicago hookup culture

2017-11-21 19:20:39

Actual map of Ida Noyes' lower level

2017-11-21 14:30:49

alignment chart of naps
Ross Rauber Ruth Selipsky

2017-11-21 12:56:25

Professors who make you buy their own 120 dollar books reacts only

2017-11-21 00:03:52

Wednesday reacts only

2017-11-20 23:41:47

Tag your friends who are still at the Reg

2017-11-20 18:52:24

when pub pol was still 2 hard

2017-11-20 18:32:37

Tag yourself - I’m the bad decisions

2017-11-20 09:05:54

2017-11-19 23:02:43

When you have an assignment due in five minutes

2017-11-19 22:07:49

when u wake up from a 6 hour nap and don't know what day it is

2017-11-19 17:27:10

Takes one quarter of Self...

2017-11-19 12:06:27

UChicago hookup culture takes on street art

2017-11-19 02:25:17

When underclassmen talk about their finance internships

2017-11-19 01:05:16

econ major hookup culture

2017-11-18 16:40:39

tag a friend who's out of maroon dollars

2017-11-18 16:12:51

Updated on Saturdays. (click to expand)
Previous comic: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1485336121552709/permalink/1715521278534191/

2017-11-17 16:40:25

tag ur fave frat bro

2017-11-17 10:12:26

2017-11-16 23:50:49

2017-11-16 19:39:09

"Life of the Mind" at UChicago

2017-11-16 19:02:16

Exam reaccs only

2017-11-16 18:45:57

2017-11-16 10:18:46

2017-11-16 01:04:35

When even Duolingo knows how your 8th week is going

2017-11-15 18:35:59

happy 8th week everyone! no matter how bad you feel, rest at ease knowing that at least you didn"t email your entire school "dick fall off" like my sister just did

(the massive green blob is my way of blocking all the emails)

2017-11-15 18:27:10

Let me share a few Of my favorite Specially Selected uchicago hookup culture memes from this group, in no particular order.

2017-11-15 16:55:12

When milkshakes tell you to take care of yourself

2017-11-15 16:29:14

My keyboard identifies spelling errors AND trash

2017-11-15 11:58:06

Abject denial reaccs only

2017-11-15 10:56:30

roll a d4 for your gpa

2017-11-15 09:56:58

Can't, I'm busy 😕

2017-11-14 18:11:37

Updated... then. (click to expand)
Previous comic: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1485336121552709/permalink/1708126022607050/

2017-11-14 17:28:26

When your code is too woke to execute

2017-11-14 13:17:30

Something something uchicago hookup culture etc etc

2017-11-14 09:14:24

Something something UChicago hookup culture

2017-11-13 20:05:08

Boyer why you gotta do em like that. tag a mate.

2017-11-13 16:59:07

but have u really listened to the lyrics

2017-11-13 14:24:41

Uchicago hookup culture etc. etc.

2017-11-13 13:16:24

uChicago Grad life be like

2017-11-13 12:18:28

Did Katy perry go to Uchicago?

2017-11-13 11:46:59

2017-11-12 20:55:04

1st week vs 8th week

2017-11-12 13:57:56

"What are you doing with that laser cutter?"

2017-11-12 13:33:37

Lots of love from your friends at Case Western Reserve University.

("Case Western Reserve University: Not Your First Choice!")

2017-11-12 12:09:55

Everyone in butler's class

2017-11-11 14:37:21

Life of the mind blah blah blah

2017-11-11 13:28:40

2017-11-11 13:28:40

2017-11-10 12:33:10

Classic scumbag UChicago.

2017-11-10 11:00:45

someone make a sled down mansueto event asap

2017-11-09 23:47:07

When UChicago honors classes teach you to S E T T L E

2017-11-09 22:55:46

dead horse reaccs only

2017-11-09 16:21:51

Arendt reaccs only

2017-11-09 12:38:59

where my BJ/south commuters at

2017-11-08 23:16:22

Blatantly stolen 🙃

2017-11-08 21:25:13

2017-11-08 21:25:13

2017-11-08 20:45:45

something something meme about this article

2017-11-08 20:44:23

BA reaccs only

2017-11-08 17:18:15

Life of the mind reaxxcxxccxcscxccs only

2017-11-08 14:24:19

Tag an econ major

2017-11-08 14:21:37

When you find your ideal aesthetic in a 70s rom-com

2017-11-08 12:27:40

2017-11-08 12:23:58

grAd StUDent ShiNDig reaccs only

2017-11-08 12:17:17

The old goat meme updated with some relatable content

2017-11-08 11:41:43

Wait I think I've seen this on a shirt before

2017-11-08 08:53:00

2017-11-07 23:44:15

2017-11-07 22:53:23

2017-11-07 22:47:49

2017-11-07 22:45:49

A moderator turned off commenting for this post.

2017-11-07 22:39:53

legit considering selling handwritten copies

2017-11-07 22:28:17

for your gatherings

2017-11-07 21:24:50

pinned post

2017-11-07 21:15:29

Hannah Arendt Reax Only!

2017-11-07 20:49:37

when you publish racist trash but have to water it down so it doesn"t get "misinterpreted" as racist trash.
meme courtesy of the late great Adie Tuohey

2017-11-07 19:40:59

when you’re at grandma’s house for thanksgiving and she asks if you do “any of that sinful college drinking”

2017-11-07 18:39:31

2017-11-07 18:31:37

goes to bar night sober once...

2017-11-07 18:14:58

You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about

2017-11-07 17:29:51

whoops!

2017-11-07 17:25:58

You, a degenerate: bAR NigHt?
Me, an intellectual:

2017-11-07 17:17:22

2017-11-07 17:17:06

2017-11-07 17:15:27

Prequel reacts only.

2017-11-07 16:57:24

A tl;dr for those who do not want to waste a few minutes in their pursuit of the spirit of rigorous inquiry!

2017-11-07 16:35:49

stale 2016 meme reacts only

2017-11-07 16:32:51

Updated: shoutout to mods for being nice

2017-11-07 15:36:31

Life of the mind reaccs only

2017-11-06 23:54:28

2020 reaccs please

2017-11-06 23:28:51

unlimited meal plan reaccs only

2017-11-06 22:51:25

UChicago students

2017-11-06 11:27:44

When Flu Season hits at the same time as Midterms.

2017-11-06 11:25:37

2017-11-05 22:56:12

tag t h a t desperate bitch

2017-11-05 15:44:05

srry i’m this roommate Lily Mansfield
#uchicagohookupculture

2017-11-05 11:21:21

Updated when pigs fly.
Previous comic: [removed]

2017-11-05 02:05:39

BROKE: Getting into Robert Pippin"s class on Nietzsche
WOKE: Writing "Microsoft Excel (Advanced)" on your resume

2017-11-04 14:30:46

Theoretically, it is the most powerful card in the game

2017-11-04 01:42:16

2017-11-03 22:45:28

Am not author but this meme is worth the repost. Something something Core reaccs only....

MC: Robert B. (as in he disseminated it to me -- he doesn"t have the wit to write it himself)

2017-11-03 19:24:49

fellas, do you ever just Kenneth C. Griffin

2017-11-03 13:26:11

go maroons!

2017-11-03 12:14:50

Midterm Season feels

2017-11-03 09:27:44

2017-11-02 21:32:48

Pfft. $125mil? Try THREE HUNDRED MILLION like 🅱️ooth

2017-11-02 18:50:03

2017-11-02 18:50:03

2017-11-02 18:50:03

2017-11-02 16:17:22

My guess is at least 5 more emails about it

2017-11-02 13:50:04

"There are 12 moderators in all, and we cover a wide range of beliefs" reaccs only

2017-11-02 12:24:45

Forget parents discouraging majors. The real next level is your email doing it for them.*

*This message is made possible by funding from the Kenneth C. Griffin Department of Economics

2017-11-02 00:39:34

```second-largest gift``` reacts only

2017-11-01 23:49:13

Something something UChicago hookup culture...

2017-11-01 23:48:22

2017-11-01 22:43:28

Be gone, That Kids.

2017-11-01 19:21:58

CRITICALLY 👏 UPHOLD 👏 KENNY 👏 G. 👏 THOUGHT

2017-11-01 19:08:25

Tag every college meme group

2017-11-01 18:59:42

stolen content. Foucault reacts only

2017-11-01 18:51:52

"don't write your BA thesis on Kant" part 2

2017-11-01 18:40:46

pictured: an ex lib barista, colorized (2017)

idea creds: Destiny Gayle

2017-11-01 16:47:25

Bar night more like Barb night

2017-11-01 14:47:32

i won't stop until i get my book deal

2017-11-01 13:23:41

tag a third year Phil major who's "probably going to do something with Kant"

2017-11-01 12:33:47

2017-11-01 12:33:47

2017-11-01 12:33:47

2017-11-01 11:57:17

citadel reaccs only

2017-11-01 11:54:56

when you make such an obscene amount of money playing sax that you decide to brand the department where you learned your sick neoclassical skills

2017-10-31 19:42:57

Happy Halloween!

2017-10-31 18:02:27

Wow reacts if The Life of the Mind™ has lead to the Death of Your Social Skills

2017-10-31 15:37:18

The independent poet of tumblr plagiarism since 1892

2017-10-31 13:52:38

Something about hookup culture

2017-10-31 12:44:05

UChicago engineering culture

2017-10-31 11:38:33

🅱️idterm Reaccs Only

2017-10-30 22:45:06

:(

2017-10-30 20:44:59

Happy midterming

2017-10-30 19:53:51

UChicago Hookup Culture... blah blah blah

2017-10-30 15:43:44

ex lib reaccs only

2017-10-30 15:32:42

grade deflation reacts only

2017-10-30 12:13:41

When you’re already swamped and your instructor gives you another assignment

2017-10-30 11:58:06

2017-10-30 04:45:29

When you just really love sosc

2017-10-30 02:32:20

Y'all, I just thought I'd let all the true meme lovers know that this classic can be found in the Art Institute. Happy pilgrimage.

2017-10-30 00:45:59

When you just wanted to look at stars and impress your parents but apparently that involves math

2017-10-29 23:06:05

2017-10-29 22:40:58

Getting to the dining hall at 2:31 on Saturday

2017-10-29 21:05:43

sad reax only

2017-10-29 20:37:10

to the person i'm subtweeting: if I remembered your name, I'd be tagging you

2017-10-29 20:11:59

Something something Uchicago gentrification culture

2017-10-29 19:36:36

2017-10-29 18:29:11

When you venture outside the intellectual haven of the University of Chicago and feel the need to correct the inferior cultural inclinations of those you find there. Disclaimer: I did not write any of this; I found it completely as-is in the bathroom of a bar.

2017-10-29 17:26:51

Uchicago hookup culture etc. etc.

2017-10-29 17:12:17

language and the human reaccs only

2017-10-29 14:12:24

waking up sunday of halloweekend like

2017-10-29 14:08:14

“So, who goes to the University of Chicago?”

2017-10-29 13:53:05

2017-10-29 04:19:14

2017-10-29 03:49:44

2017-10-29 03:36:11

2017-10-29 03:25:16

Error Code 198: Econ Intuition Not Found

2017-10-29 02:59:00

When the harper writing tutor asks me what the prompt means

2017-10-29 02:44:43

"Sergey is God" -Daksh Chauhan

2017-10-29 02:15:55

152 reacts only

2017-10-29 01:45:50

When it's time for 4th meal

2017-10-28 23:09:46

When the lights turn off in a study room (esp. in North) and everyone tries to turn them back on using motion

2017-10-28 22:46:29

when you ask your smart friend to help you with your calc pset

2017-10-28 20:40:04

2017-10-28 20:33:56

Looking for relationships in classes like

2017-10-28 16:30:14

@FAFSA pls

2017-10-28 16:27:26

2017-10-28 15:02:51

Curved to B+ reacts only

2017-10-28 11:23:00

Found something interesting in the JFK files..

2017-10-27 18:51:39

tag a 3rd year loser in core bio (me)

2017-10-27 17:17:55

Walking into SOSC and trying to say something without having done the reading:

2017-10-27 12:24:04

overseen in northeastern's meme group:

2017-10-27 10:22:28

spooky hollow-bean is approaching

2017-10-26 23:00:14

UChicago students acting like they have South Side cred

2017-10-26 21:36:09

2017-10-26 17:38:36

carrying everything u own in this world in ur backpack reaccs only

2017-10-26 11:47:47

2017-10-26 08:38:30

2017-10-26 01:07:19

what have
I
done

2017-10-25 21:10:55

sosc reaCCCPs only (ft. Aysha Hafiz)

2017-10-25 21:09:40

When bae picks up Harolds for you 😍😍😍

real dun boyir stans know

2017-10-25 19:03:49

tag ur fave econ major

2017-10-25 16:58:49

When That Kid starts tryina pick a fight with you in discussion section

2017-10-25 14:49:30

2017-10-25 13:33:05

If you're curious about meme culture at uchicago,

2017-10-25 13:18:34

2017-10-25 13:05:45

UChicago hookup culture be like

2017-10-25 00:46:46

Quarter system reaccs only

2017-10-25 00:04:34

2017-10-24 23:36:19

autumn quarter
message to students
reaccs only

2017-10-24 23:14:51

hope this hasn't been done yet

2017-10-24 23:08:40

getting a 36% on a pset and thinking its an error in canvas

2017-10-24 23:05:13

when your friend is trying to skip bar night because of a midterm thursday

2017-10-24 22:38:33

2017-10-24 21:54:49

2017-10-24 20:50:10

WHPK 88.5FM reacts only

2017-10-24 19:11:33

News from Kimbark! You have earned a $5.00 off coupon!

2017-10-24 17:16:03

us news and world report reaccs only

2017-10-24 15:07:27

Upperclassmen reacts

2017-10-24 15:01:52

happy 5th week

2017-10-24 14:45:23

2017-10-24 14:36:49

2017-10-24 14:16:28

navigating those loose stones on the quad in the rain

2017-10-24 13:30:11

real life™ inspired

2017-10-24 11:20:59

2017-10-24 11:04:42

I study abroad
but still
Eric remains

2017-10-23 23:51:56

Parents: how"s fifth week?

Me:

2017-10-23 23:34:29

fifth_week.jpg

2017-10-23 23:23:06

📝📝😒😒

2017-10-23 21:13:27

the only real study abroad program

2017-10-23 20:52:13

Ex Wellczar here, remember to stay safe no matter your gender/sexual identity

(I kind of hate myself for this)
(I’ll go now)

2017-10-23 20:46:53

idea cited to Anoushka Patel

2017-10-23 19:01:33

I thought this group might appreciate this.

2017-10-23 14:47:14

Tag a snake Fırat Çiftçi

2017-10-23 14:36:37

💰

2017-10-23 13:32:05

when you're 500 pages behind on reading and failing at least one midterm but you get 0.4 points back on a Core Bio quiz

2017-10-23 13:00:04

this is what happens when we don't have any engineers in the school

2017-10-23 12:35:44

uchicago hookup culture feat 3 AM

2017-10-23 11:44:20

ngl i teared up making this

2017-10-23 11:34:28

Midterm reacts only

2017-10-23 11:18:14

2017-10-23 10:53:26

i slept through 8:30 gen chem what'd i miss (ft. Trent Anderson)

2017-10-23 08:20:43

UChicago Hookup Culture etc etc

Biomath™ reaccs only.

2017-10-22 23:29:52

still salty

2017-10-22 23:01:19

When Chipotle runs out of chicken

2017-10-22 22:08:02

It is time for Terrace House + premed memes

2017-10-22 22:02:46

👌

2017-10-22 22:02:41

First years when their parents ask how college has been

2017-10-22 20:15:38

class of 2020 reaccs only

2017-10-22 18:29:26

Found this in my sosc reading, got a little emotional

2017-10-22 17:37:35

Diversity of Opinion reaccs only

2017-10-22 16:40:43

Renee Granville-Grossman reaccs only

2017-10-22 16:35:07

tag ur fav non-stem major

2017-10-22 16:27:22

When you have nothing substantive to contribute to the Life of the Mind but still want to feel relevant

2017-10-22 15:19:45

Non first year meal plan reaccs only

2017-10-21 21:39:40

It's a classic

2017-10-21 21:11:42

Calc midterm reacts only

2017-10-21 19:44:42

Regardless of how you perform on your midterms at UChicago, know that you make up a vital part of the University’s identity

2017-10-21 17:59:34

When everything is going great in your classes and then you get your midterm graded

2017-10-21 00:31:43

2017-10-20 17:38:41

When a philosophy major has a startup

2017-10-20 12:07:08

2017-10-20 12:07:08

2017-10-20 11:14:37

When the Elementary Arabic prof knows exactly what vocab you need

2017-10-20 10:01:37

2017-10-20 09:17:06

Uchicago students preparing for midterms like

2017-10-20 08:11:34

Me, an intellectual

2017-10-20 08:06:20

When you need something to raise your spirits after your GPA drops from midterms

2017-10-19 21:34:09

Rolling into midterms like...

2017-10-19 20:34:12

From the people who brought you MoneyChurch™...

1 like = 1 prayer

2017-10-19 17:08:40

When you're writing your HUM paper and this comes up.

2017-10-19 17:03:25

uchicago hookup culture

2017-10-19 16:11:54

Surprising outcome to the GSU vote

2017-10-19 14:30:43

Viral Stuff @ us next time

2017-10-19 13:45:32

tag your favorite Incoming Summer Analyst™

2017-10-19 13:27:08

mood this midterm week, anyone?

2017-10-19 11:19:15

My GPA when 1st week ends and 2nd week begins

2017-10-18 21:47:46

2017-10-18 21:47:46

2017-10-18 21:29:40

Welp.

2017-10-18 20:53:57

help

2017-10-18 19:33:48

2017-10-18 18:06:47

Even the settings for Wi-Fi reflect the unreliable Wi-Fi at UChicago.

2017-10-18 15:51:57

2017-10-18 15:04:27

im sorry it actually stands for stem but this is actually my life right now and we cant all be perfect and show up to our 9:30 midterms

2017-10-18 13:50:45

me: oh are you in blue chips?
blue chips member: ACTUALLY it"s THE Blue Chips™

2017-10-18 13:09:15

Midterm anxiety reaccs only

2017-10-18 12:38:11

When you repost your profile picture because it didn't get enough likes the first time

2017-10-18 11:51:11

tag a "STEM" major

2017-10-18 00:00:56

Something, something UChicago dating culture

2017-10-17 20:18:59

That feeling when you know what’s going on in class

2017-10-17 20:13:14

UChicago Hookup Culture etc...

2017-10-17 16:59:01

20250 reaccs only

2017-10-17 16:56:50

power reacts only

2017-10-17 16:56:04

Good luck stealing this meme format, @Model UN.

2017-10-17 16:13:02

Definitely Not Sponsored Content

2017-10-17 13:46:34

something something UChicago party scene

2017-10-17 10:20:02

"So what"s the party scene like at UChic-"

https://www.chicagomaroon.com/article/2017/10/13/core-values/

2017-10-16 23:26:52

First year econ major reacts only

2017-10-16 22:26:01

@Jay C. Gibbs dare I say ~rebuttal~

    
ChoMUN
    
Chicago Debate Society

2017-10-16 21:21:13

Chem midterm reacts only

2017-10-16 18:29:10

2017-10-16 17:25:28

4th week reax only

2017-10-16 13:22:27

Career Advancement: look at all of these wonderful opportunities in banking consulting and more banking!

Me, a humanities major:

2017-10-16 13:06:20

2017-10-16 08:57:35

When the only way you'll pass your midterms is via a lawsuit

2017-10-16 01:17:28

Does this mean canvas is better than blackboard?

2017-10-15 22:40:04

reg is love, reg is life

2017-10-15 21:05:12

When you"re excited to finally have an idea for your midterm paper...

life of the mind reaccs only

2017-10-15 18:51:33

When you think you're done for the weekend but then u remember you've got an essay about Leviathan due in less than 24 hours

2017-10-15 18:37:07

sunday ≠ funday

2017-10-14 17:08:36

how I felt when taking the calc accreditation exam #Forbes

2017-10-14 11:13:08

Apple Theta Pie hunting season is officially over

2017-10-13 17:19:10

When Cathey runs out of forks and you have to eat your stir-fry with a knife

2017-10-13 15:29:19

No caption needed

2017-10-13 08:18:23

UNIQLOxEames? More like UNIQLOxExLib

2017-10-12 22:21:13

UChicago meme group invitee born before 1995 reacs only ...

2017-10-12 21:21:21

"For those of you who are curious about hookup culture at UChicago, this is, like, the most accurate picture it is possible to draw."

2017-10-12 21:14:13

that one friend who has an android reaccs only

2017-10-12 20:22:33

when your class has a research experiment requirement and you don't feel like begging people in the Reg to participate

2017-10-12 19:56:16

Tag a thicc stacks boi

2017-10-12 16:00:53

COMPREHENSIVE CANCER CENTER reacts only

2017-10-12 13:49:38

overenrollment reacts only

2017-10-12 12:50:17

Sanderson pulling in with a hoodie 🅱️e like

2017-10-12 11:41:05

When you sort of remember core bio

2017-10-12 11:31:08

When your ex is doing really well

    
Richard Thaler

2017-10-12 08:02:17

I present to you HookUp Culture at Uchicago

2017-10-11 23:12:59

Helena Thomas

2017-10-11 20:38:59

when facebook answers for you

2017-10-11 19:39:41

Tag a frat bro

2017-10-11 18:02:51

When your first math hw is a C-

2017-10-11 12:42:59

yiKEs

2017-10-10 22:28:02

Fortune cookies in Baker be like

2017-10-10 18:38:37

happy third week!!

2017-10-10 17:48:26

moneychurch reaccs only

2017-10-10 17:34:05

"hey, do you have any friends at Goldman still?"

2017-10-10 15:25:28

tag a friend who's mad about that crook county soda tax

2017-10-10 12:21:14

Phoenix Tales

2017-10-10 12:17:44

When the prof makes a joke

2017-10-09 20:22:13

Happy third week :)

2017-10-09 13:53:53

when u & the prof know u didn't try but u still try to play it cool

2017-10-09 12:11:13

Econ snake reaccs only

2017-10-09 00:02:19

when all your friends ask where you're going for "fall break"

2017-10-08 15:42:44

find someone you'll read all the way through the references

2017-10-07 22:35:48

2017-10-07 22:35:48

2017-10-06 22:08:14

2017-10-06 12:07:30

second week thirst aligns with internship application season

2017-10-05 20:16:38

When Cathey serves “Texas Barbecue”

2017-10-05 17:57:59

Waking up for your 9 AM after the year's first Bar Night

2017-10-05 14:50:30

when you want to go to bar night but you have work due thursday

2017-10-04 21:35:02

2017-10-04 20:51:20

Alternative subject matter: Northvirgin University vs. UChadcago

2017-10-04 19:41:34

2017-10-04 19:41:34

2017-10-04 19:41:34

2017-10-04 19:41:34

2017-10-04 13:04:47

2017-10-04 12:37:44

When AI ignores the computationally complex problems in your life smh

2017-10-03 00:59:50

when your alarm goes off for the 5th time and you're deciding whether to go to class or drop out

2017-10-02 22:10:43

Something something uchicago hookup culture etc etc etc

2017-10-02 21:32:42

2017-10-02 10:43:49

You've all heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for...

2017-10-01 12:15:12

self reaccs only

2017-10-01 08:38:23

trying to declare an unrealistic major

2017-09-30 16:43:54

When you come in to take makeup finals for your incomplete classes after a long summer of not studying for said classes:

2017-09-30 16:11:56

UChicago Platypus

2017-09-29 17:50:29

2017-09-29 16:07:03

2017-09-29 11:00:20

when you move out of housing but demand meal swipes from your former housemates as thanks for your years of service

2017-09-28 18:38:22

not even the Econ Bro's final form

2017-09-28 12:15:55

My first year: "Please read Doing Honest Work in College."
This year:

2017-09-28 11:15:22

Econ majors when someone asks them their practical skills

2017-09-27 20:28:47

unearned sense of superiority from doing direct enrollment study abroad reacts only

2017-09-27 13:22:13

tag a 🅱arista friend

2017-09-27 11:29:33

when the second day of sosc gets past the easy syllabus bullshit

2017-09-26 13:27:31

2017-09-26 13:27:31

2017-09-25 20:18:02

fall quarter, when the leaves turn red and so do the first years. have fun in sosc!

2017-09-25 11:01:41

Going to Career Advancement as a humanities major 😔

2017-09-25 09:20:53

When the dining hall tries to make it's food sound more palatable

2017-09-23 21:51:56

2017-09-23 21:14:40

Autumn quarter D-2 reaccs only

2017-09-23 20:38:29

UChicago hookup culture etc etc

2017-09-23 13:32:32

tag ur fav Econ gay

2017-09-23 12:00:26

2017-09-23 10:15:09

make o week gr8 again

2017-09-22 21:25:37

When a that kid is getting ready to make a point in their SOSC class during first week.

2017-09-22 12:23:49

2017-09-22 11:43:37

When you meet a bunch of pre-HUM first years and now understand why the Core is important

2017-09-22 10:07:38

exemptions: pre-med econ majors

2017-09-22 00:36:36

UChicago hookup culture etc.

2017-09-21 21:18:44

tag ur favorite bagel

2017-09-21 12:54:32

You: no im not ready for classes to start next week
Me, an intellecctual :

2017-09-21 10:41:53

uchicago hookup culture etc etc

2017-09-20 23:13:06

You versus the guy she tells you not to worry about

2017-09-20 21:35:07

F

2017-09-20 17:07:51

when your roommate makes you a tinder in an attempt to get you to leave the apartment more often

2017-09-20 16:42:36

Love my schedule this year

Anyone else"s like this???

2017-09-20 14:44:03

When you just didn't do the civ reading but participation 40% of your grade.

2017-09-20 14:10:01

2017-09-20 11:59:49

first years realizing what uchicago's hookup culture is really like

2017-09-20 07:55:55

2017-09-19 18:48:12

Me trying to figure out what parties are tonight despite not being a first year

2017-09-19 09:08:18

Updated weekly!

2017-09-18 22:12:07

Tag an angsty premed

2017-09-18 20:31:45

first-years now vs first-years in eight weeks

2017-09-18 16:44:14

CW: reference to suicide
Something something UChicago hookup culture
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.

2017-09-18 16:10:01

First years walking out of first day of discussing Marx in Sosc like

2017-09-18 13:12:40

Class of 2021 reacts only

2017-09-17 22:49:04

high school vs coming to uchicago

2017-09-17 20:02:35

UChicago hookup culture etc etc

2017-09-17 19:11:47

First years (i.e. me) in not-air-conditioned Rockefeller Chapel during convocation

2017-09-17 11:42:15

Uchicago hookup culture

2017-09-17 10:09:24

Wednesday night reacts only

2017-09-16 08:25:14

When O week starts and no one is making any memes.

2017-09-15 21:32:42

Or Cobb

2017-09-15 19:14:57

CS is easy reacts only

2017-09-15 02:20:00

2017-09-14 22:57:34

Is UChicago dating culture meme a thing? or is it just hookup culture

2017-09-14 22:55:16

trying to survive in the real world after graduating from uchicago like

2017-09-14 22:45:22

🤔🤔🤔

2017-09-13 12:45:11

"this happens every year" reacts only

2017-09-13 11:46:43

When you actually let your dreams be memes.

2017-09-12 21:05:53

When someone asks you what you did this summer...

2017-09-12 16:16:19

when you get a notification that you have a new email and it"s from housenet-notification-do-not-reply@uchicago.edu

2017-09-12 14:55:23

Hearing music @ frats after you've fuffilled your core "humanities" requirement

2017-09-12 14:45:02

Smash that mf sad react

2017-09-12 08:23:02

Trying to get things published:

2017-09-11 21:12:36

h o o k u p c u l t u r e

2017-09-11 12:20:33

Uchicago hookup culture etc

2017-09-11 10:16:03

when u realize classes start in 2 weeks

2017-09-10 23:58:00

Still a better love story than hookup culture at UChicago™

2017-09-10 23:30:38

UChicago hookup culture etc etc

2017-09-10 20:13:30

~uchi hookup culture reacts only~

2017-09-10 17:30:02

When you have a PSET due Thursday but still go to bar night

2017-09-10 08:45:17

Can't take credit for this but thought it was hilarious. Classic major reacts...

2017-09-09 20:09:24

2017-09-09 16:46:16

That Kid reacts only

2017-09-08 14:01:40

Bae: Come over

Me: I can"t, gotta escape the hurricane

Bae: But I"m going to Reg

Me:

2017-09-08 12:00:23

When all of the members of your house participate in Scav, but you still lose

2017-09-07 22:54:15

When you're just trying to relax and enjoy the rest of your summer but you can feel fall quarter closing in

2017-09-07 18:21:50

When the first reaction you have to sex is mathematical...hookup culture or whatever.

2017-09-07 15:47:25

When your friends convince you to go out to bar night and you have a 9:30 class the next day

Edit: Whelp I posted this before my schedule was released and I didn"t think I"d have an early class on Thursday. Guess who has a 9:30 am now?!!!

2017-09-07 11:39:38

First years rolling up to O-week woefully misinformed reacts only.

2017-09-06 22:30:18

😢

2017-09-06 20:18:02

When you decide to study for Alcohol EDU

2017-09-06 16:32:42

I built a time machine over my long summer break...

2017-09-06 14:52:38

When you've perfected the Discourse™

2017-09-06 14:48:17

When you're bored because college won't start for another 10 days

2017-09-06 12:23:49

"I give you what no other man could give -- justice. Justice for Richard." - Sean Dowdy

2017-09-06 09:52:04

i took media aesthetics so now i am cultured enough to understand this. thanks uchicago

2017-09-05 16:36:40

The College(tm) sending not-so-subliminal messages.

2017-09-04 17:16:17

Credits go to Abdelrahman Khaled

2017-09-04 12:36:10

Tfw when Hannah wishes everyone a "Happy Labor Day"

2017-09-03 16:49:21

2017-09-03 15:12:49

When all your friends have gone off to college, but you still haven't started

2017-09-03 13:19:38

When UChicago students try to convince each other to be gym buddies.

2017-09-02 11:22:45

UChicago Secrets Simulator is a political genius

2017-09-02 09:02:19

8th week reacts only

2017-09-01 18:37:16

Who ever said graduating means Piazza gets to stop emailing you?

2017-09-01 12:19:50

When he wants to overthrow the bourgeoisie pigs with you

2017-08-31 13:08:34

Hurricane reacts only

2017-08-31 12:51:30

high salary reacts only

2017-08-31 10:46:46

Life of the social science inquiry

2017-08-31 10:26:26

Talking to friends at normally scheduled schools on our first day of classes

2017-08-30 14:19:37

When this notification shows up on your phone

2017-08-30 14:07:51

Tag ur favorite bar knight

2017-08-30 13:44:33

uchicago one of the happiest school etc etc

2017-08-30 09:37:15

when you realize your paper is arguing a pretty terrible point but you've worked too much to start over so you've just got to sell it

2017-08-30 00:28:56

uchicago hookup culture blah blah

2017-08-29 17:15:45

first year reaccs only
cw: dead meme

2017-08-28 17:59:10

Uchicago hookup culture blah blah

2017-08-28 13:49:53

Second Years trying to get a spot in SOSC this morning during "add/drop"

2017-08-27 11:11:59

Something something h00kup culture at UChicago

2017-08-27 10:54:36

not OC but uh..... hookup culture?

2017-08-26 00:07:52

uchicago hookup culture etc etc

2017-08-25 14:32:07

Say no more Nate, say no more.

2017-08-25 14:26:27

2017-08-25 09:30:41

This is the book That Kid in Sosc is talking about when they say they've "probably read more on the topic than you"

2017-08-25 00:59:21

2017-08-24 20:58:00

Economics

2017-08-24 19:34:26

get in while it's hot

2017-08-24 15:32:04

2017-08-24 15:32:04

2017-08-24 10:56:22

Flirting at UChicago

2017-08-23 19:33:33

anotha month y'all

2017-08-23 11:37:41

sosc reacts only

2017-08-22 15:37:24

N€¥mar

2017-08-22 14:48:24

2017-08-22 13:27:27

Sees email from Zimmer
"free expression"
...

2017-08-22 09:11:40

2017-08-21 20:22:43

A philosophy major and an econ major walk into bar night

2017-08-21 19:59:41

I haven't checked the Instagram, Snapchat or Facebook of literally anyone in the world today, did something happen with the moon?

2017-08-21 18:50:05

Not pictured: complaining about getting placed into I-House

2017-08-21 18:47:14

Housing reacts only.

2017-08-21 17:22:25

Careerist reaccs only- tag your friend who's made the UChicago inferiority complex their main form of comedy

2017-08-21 15:43:23

the feel when you're ushering models at MODA and know your jacket is going to get trampled on or taken afterwards

2017-08-21 15:03:36

weeping and gnashing of teeth reacs only

2017-08-21 01:44:22

UChicago hookup culture etc etc

2017-08-20 19:32:01

Pictured: the first years from Secrets trying out their "four honors classes" schedule for the first quarter

2017-08-20 18:18:31

joke cred to Anand Abraham, shitty ms paint edits cred to me

2017-08-20 16:41:29

P set reacts only

2017-08-20 11:22:58

2017-08-20 11:22:58

2017-08-20 09:36:05

2017-08-20 03:38:19

drunkenly sprinting to your 9:30 the day after bar night

2017-08-19 15:25:22

collegiate gothic reacts only

2017-08-18 23:12:05

"let me play devil's advocate" in SOSC class reaccs ONLY

2017-08-18 15:26:06

When the Econ bros are on the A level

2017-08-17 22:51:05

bLÅℏ bLÅℏ
Tag your Kafkaesque experience partner

2017-08-16 14:55:31

Overseen on Official Unofficial Penn Squirrel Catching Club. I thought what we had was special :(

2017-08-15 20:26:39

Coming to house meeting after a particularly shameful O-Week

2017-08-15 14:48:33

2017-08-10 12:57:23

what it's like living in a frat house, probably

2017-08-10 12:27:17

"The University of Chicago: A History" reacts only

2017-08-10 09:26:58

Revised, word-free map for Kim Jong-un.

2017-08-09 21:55:08

when ur ex says you should catch up over food and u agree but also ur petty af

2017-08-08 22:19:26

2017-08-08 20:25:01

tag yourself, i"m "update that resume!"

thnx to Kristin Binder for keeping this gem for 4 yrs

2017-08-08 01:15:46

When you're like 32 and set for life because you took medicine from a bunch of Americans but you can't figure out what the fuck is up with that UChicago hookup culture

2017-08-07 23:27:50

Proof that rankings are bullshit

2017-08-07 23:22:00

Sad reacts only

2017-08-07 16:26:11

*Reads Fanon once.

2017-08-07 14:47:39

be careful 😫

2017-08-07 12:43:19

jumping on the bandwagon here

2017-08-07 03:10:27

Woah didn't know Cobb opened up a second location

2017-08-06 14:40:25

Ouch for uchicago
Grad reacts only plz

2017-08-06 11:31:17

Tfw you're taking honors organic chemistry

2017-08-05 20:21:18

2017-08-05 15:01:05

When you only get caught cheating on 3 of the 8 econ p-sets but you swear Sanderson was out to get you.

2017-08-05 14:51:55

2017-08-05 14:51:55

2017-08-05 14:51:55

2017-08-05 14:51:55

2017-08-05 14:51:55

2017-08-04 23:25:18

When you look around at people still in the Reg at 2am:

2017-08-04 14:02:58

Martin Shkreli

2017-08-03 21:23:52

When the Uber pulls up after your O Chem final

2017-08-03 14:11:09

When you move out of Max but you miss the aesthetic

2017-08-03 13:55:45

Tag your friends!

2017-08-03 13:08:14

2017-08-03 12:17:25

Tag a friend who'd stab you in the back for your spot in ECON 200 🐍

2017-08-03 11:27:17

When that kid becomes your RA.

2017-08-03 09:36:44

when you try to flex real hard on young alumni to get sweet donations but end up ripping a bicep

2017-08-01 23:19:49

*when your friend thinks a meme is hilarious but it actually re-opened a host of psychological wounds you worked very hard to close*

2017-08-01 19:47:24

When the houseparty money starts drying up

2017-08-01 18:41:54

When "that kid" in your hum class is asked a yes or no question...

2017-08-01 17:15:39

10 year agreement with adidas reax only.

2017-07-31 22:16:50

2017-07-31 19:56:06

When this year's letter from Ellison isn't nearly as spicy as last year's

2017-07-31 18:48:38

UChicago is going to UChicago but what should make you mad is that UChicago and MAC Properties have both independently & collectively used $25+ million in 53rd Street TIF district dollars to fund projects along 53rd that benefit them (ie Hyatt) and big businesses (ie Starbucks, Chipotle, etc), while pushing out small businesses by raising the rent. Learn more & sign on here: https://tinyurl.com/y8mebp87

2017-07-31 17:15:26

Blah blah UChicago hookup culture etc. etc.

2017-07-31 11:42:08

when youre still living in north but youve got a great vue of 53

2017-07-30 23:43:10

What's the point of a good gpa

2017-07-30 09:57:49

2017-07-29 22:15:26

spectrumize your friends!

2017-07-29 08:47:25

I'm guilty of this too, but

2017-07-28 14:35:38

tag someone with a mediocre internship

2017-07-28 13:22:46

Finals Study Tip: Remember to stay hydrated!

2017-07-28 12:41:30

When you tell your friend who works for the Maroon how to sneak into Bartlett

2017-07-27 11:56:24

when you show up to office hours and that kid is already waiting there

2017-07-27 10:46:19

An Attack

2017-07-26 18:13:56

A callback to a classic

2017-07-26 14:33:50

casually wondering how I'm going to attend this school come september

2017-07-26 10:36:49

I will not tolerate anyone implying that the purpose of UChicago Secrets is anything other than to stimulate discussion of the ontological argument

2017-07-25 23:32:29

How did we lose to Harvard?

2017-07-25 13:32:44

something something uchicago hookup culture

2017-07-25 12:33:12

Tag a friend

2017-07-25 07:23:29

student counseling services/uchicago "mental health resources" in a nutshell

2017-07-24 17:54:55

in the spirit of rigorous inquiry

2017-07-24 17:28:14

2017-07-24 17:28:14

2017-07-24 01:14:23

"I'm an admitted student and due to what I've seen on this forum I'm not sure I want to go here anymore" reacts only

2017-07-23 19:47:51

im attacked

2017-07-21 20:14:33

~UChicago hookup culture and such~~

2017-07-21 13:31:05

Never knew that I would be able to use this image for a meme, but

2017-07-20 22:57:24

~just uchicago hookup culture things~

2017-07-20 19:20:05

Tuition-increase reacts only

2017-07-20 16:40:59

actual transcript from zimmer's interview on long-term strategies for student housing:

2017-07-20 11:10:56

"you're going to regret living on 53rd" reacts, please.

2017-07-20 00:32:47

uchicago hookup culture blah blah
I had someone make this for me.

2017-07-18 20:44:27

“The University made the decision to sell Broadview, Blackstone and Maclean as the best course of action in line with the University's long-term strategy for College Housing, which includes strengthening the Resident Master model and housing more College students closer to campus”

2017-07-18 19:10:40

The plight of the 1%

2017-07-18 19:04:23

Wow the IOP Fall Fellows line-up looks AMAZING

2017-07-18 15:39:37

When it's Wednesday of finals week and you still haven't started

2017-07-18 15:06:03

2017-07-18 12:06:18

administration reacts only

2017-07-18 11:37:13

which frat is this

2017-07-18 01:01:42

quarter*

2017-07-18 00:12:17

2017-07-17 23:45:34

N/A

2017-07-17 23:37:39

forget hookup culture, the cool thing now is gentrification culture

2017-07-17 22:59:39

It's like a satellite dorm, but C O O L

2017-07-17 22:48:20

"we won't stop sending you mail until you start sending us money"

2017-07-17 22:35:10

House Culture reacts only

2017-07-17 20:22:57

"Increased demand for college housing" reacts only

2017-07-17 20:03:54

when you start actively collaborating with the gentrifiers

2017-07-17 09:42:30

tag ur fav disappointment in hum or sosc

2017-07-16 11:14:51

UChicago Hookup Culture etcetc

2017-07-14 23:11:14

This UChicago Hookup Culture is fresh off the agar.

Also, There Are Too Many People To Tag

2017-07-14 18:51:07

got kinda nostalgic about senior year, decided to look back and instantly realized that not much has changed

2017-07-14 13:19:09

Summer in Hyde Park reaccs only

2017-07-13 20:24:06

Arguments on UChicago Secrets be like:

2017-07-13 18:26:27

the real reason millennials can't afford a house

2017-07-13 12:02:16

2017-07-11 21:13:41

UChIcAgO hOoKuP cUlTuRe with a side of double entendre

2017-07-11 15:39:01

Her: The med seems kinda full, want to just go to cemitas?
Me, an intellectual:

2017-07-11 15:08:39

Goes to Plein Air once:

2017-07-11 13:01:08

When you find out your premed friends applied to the same med schools as you
(weeb reaccs only)

2017-07-11 10:42:08

sorry y'all,,, weird century-old editorial cartoons did it first

2017-07-10 10:07:33

When you need those participation points in art core

2017-07-10 09:01:53

live shot of ThatKid® coming back from the dead for participation points

2017-07-09 21:07:06

when you took the test early and suddenly everybody wanna be your friend

2017-07-09 19:50:28

You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about

2017-07-09 19:00:18

For those of you who are curious about meme culture at UChicago, this is the most accurate picture it is possible to draw

2017-07-09 18:33:33

Pulled this out to flex on the 4th, thought I would share this vintage house tank with you youngbloods too.

2017-07-09 17:40:20

Uchicago hookup culture:

2017-07-09 16:46:01

2017-07-09 14:19:18

the usual

2017-07-09 11:36:26

CS major reacts only

2017-07-09 00:48:18

Blah blah UChicago hookup culture blah blah

2017-07-08 17:26:14

"UChicago hookup culture" meme reacts only

2017-07-08 16:26:02

tfw you find the kid who failed Core Bio

2017-07-08 15:45:20

first years in reading cultures be like

2017-07-08 11:33:22

This is the UChicago Hookup Culture post to end all UChicago Hookup Culture posts.

2017-07-07 18:30:49

sorry I don't know what I've created

2017-07-07 17:00:34

when your lab ta tries to tell you what to do

2017-07-07 16:53:28

@every house in north and also all campus buildings ever

2017-07-06 23:12:48

.

OC

2017-07-06 16:42:32

*when you thought this was going to be the quarter you finally grew into your major but you get screwed during 10th week just the same as before*

2017-07-06 10:33:32

The real reason millennials can't afford to buy a house.

2017-07-05 11:13:02

sorry

2017-07-04 11:36:34

when you give a campus tour

2017-07-03 23:20:51

*Holds potato*

2017-07-01 20:07:35

What I imagine UChicago hookup culture is like

2017-07-01 15:02:10

2017-07-01 15:02:10

2017-07-01 12:01:19

eating a dollar shake with a c-shop spoon

2017-07-01 11:06:51

This is the apartment complex your mcm is moving into this year

2017-07-01 00:46:31

Actually Uchicago hookup culture

2017-06-30 22:50:48

if (istate == "UChicago_Hookup_Culture") {
print (DrawnPicture$Accurate)
}

2017-06-30 20:28:03

Hopefully some of you get to sleep in this summer...

2017-06-30 17:07:25

"why is my gpa this low??"

2017-06-30 13:56:15

2017-06-30 13:56:15

2017-06-30 08:57:24

2017-06-29 15:47:38

A friend made this. I was amused.
STEM reacts only

2017-06-28 18:41:50

Don"t
Regret
Uncovering
Good Memes
Son

2017-06-28 14:11:30

UChicago hookup culture etc etc

Idea creds: Somya Jain

2017-06-28 08:47:19

When a frat bro locks down that sick ass goldman internship

2017-06-27 16:19:12

The food situation at UChicago during the summer

2017-06-27 14:30:09

2017-06-26 14:25:42

lgbt but the b no longer stands for babadook

2017-06-26 09:27:09

5220 S Lake Park reacts only

2017-06-25 22:43:23

that one kid who has edgy and hilarious nicknames for every location on campus:

2017-06-25 15:46:51

Why Econ majors shouldn't have kids...

2017-06-25 12:50:41

2017-06-24 18:16:31

This is what college life is like for students off campus during the summer.

2017-06-24 08:04:17

2017-06-23 16:53:02

just @ our whole university next time

2017-06-22 13:19:54

tag a friend

2017-06-22 08:44:22

Timmy is the number of years you've been at this school

2017-06-22 07:34:10

tag ur favorite uchicaHOE ;)

2017-06-22 00:19:36

"Uchicago hookup culture" etc etc

Liberal-arts cringe reaccs only

2017-06-21 23:28:12

warner reacts only

2017-06-21 23:18:12

*goes to special collections once*

2017-06-21 21:05:58

uchicago hookup culture etc etc

2017-06-21 18:28:52

pride reacts only

2017-06-21 17:14:43

uchicago hookup culture etc etc

2017-06-21 13:16:58

uchicago hookup culture etc etc

2017-06-21 09:39:38

Switching from Aramark to Bon Appetit like

2017-06-21 09:37:27

"what are you gonna do with that CMST/TAPS major?"

2017-06-20 21:27:19

If you were curious about UChicago hookup culture, this is the most accurate possible picture...

2017-06-20 11:54:47

"Hookup picture who accurate it you are is, the about UChicago, culture to at draw like, for of possible is those curious this most."

2017-06-19 17:47:11

uchicago hookup culture etc etc

2017-06-19 16:44:39

uchicago hookup culture etc etc

2017-06-19 12:24:54

When that kid in sosc speaks

2017-06-18 22:00:13

Econ majors be like

2017-06-18 15:58:08

Thirty pages into Nietzsche reaccs

2017-06-18 13:44:00

When you know your grades this quarter are irreparably fucked but you also know it's no one's fault but your own

2017-06-17 15:21:15

something something hookup culture at uchicago etc etc most accurate picture

2017-06-17 14:08:43

Not OC but too relatable not to post

2017-06-16 13:40:18

*attends Intro to Microeconomics once*

2017-06-16 11:12:21

Friend : "How did your grades end up like?"
Me :

2017-06-16 11:10:04

2017-06-16 10:25:00

When you drum up the courage to look at your GPA and result shooketh™

2017-06-16 10:04:28

Victor Lima reacts only

2017-06-15 15:54:04

when it's finally summer but uchicago can't help but call you out one last time

2017-06-14 12:33:40

tag a disappointed mother.

2017-06-14 06:06:26

"How do you think the final went?"

"I mean, I answered every question..."

2017-06-13 20:01:43

Even Google thinks we're UIC

2017-06-13 19:03:45

When you get your grades back and your professors don't give you the grades you "deserve"

2017-06-13 16:57:28

When one of your friends from school calls you over the break

2017-06-13 02:08:30

When UChicago 1v1's Northwestern at Model UN

2017-06-12 20:27:20

Graduating with your former housemates like

2017-06-12 18:20:41

Nostalgia reaccs ONLY

2017-06-11 22:25:05

tag somebody who took the entire econ major on coursera

2017-06-11 21:06:31

Blah blah blah uchicago blah blah hookup culture #pridereactspls

2017-06-11 18:00:58

I couldn't be much prouder with these 2 rankings. Forget #3 in econ and #4 in hardest colleges to get into. Forget the fact that we are #4 in the nation for best professors. Forget the fact we are #4 in best academics or in the top 15% in best student experience.

2017-06-11 14:16:36

Me trying to figure out the faucet at home after a year in the dorms

2017-06-11 12:35:46

going home for the summer starter pack
help me fix my sleep schedule pls

2017-06-11 10:38:39

2017-06-11 09:55:32

Time for my annual sleep

2017-06-09 19:30:34

"For those of you who are curious about hookup culture at UChicago, this is, like, the most accurate picture it is possible to draw."

2017-06-09 12:07:17

When you just want to relax over the summer but your career advisor has your whole life planned out for you

2017-06-09 09:22:12

Step aside May, it's June now.

2017-06-09 00:01:16

when u finally move out after 3 years in housing :')

2017-06-08 19:47:37

2017-06-08 16:07:30

when u tryna finish your finals but keep getting distracted by the Comey hearing

concept credz: Tristan Kitch

2017-06-08 15:50:22

Sometimes the memes make themselves

2017-06-08 13:12:00

when you run out of ideas on page 5 out of 20

2017-06-08 11:24:06

how i start my essays off vs how they end

2017-06-08 00:53:20

Only real Breitbart fans would understand 😩💦💦

Enjoy this wild ride: https://www.facebook.com/kate.quinn.71/posts/1062117477253110?pnref=story

2017-06-07 23:39:22

Tfw you are left alone at the reg because all your friends are done with finals

2017-06-07 21:46:33

503 Over Quota

2017-06-07 20:39:37

"A University of Chicago education is more than a set of skills, a rite of passage, or even the ability to think critically. It is an experience."
-UChicago Admissions

2017-06-07 20:29:22

B-List Celebrity Reacts Only
Mew2King

2017-06-07 19:46:49

When your professor says "I"ll definitely post the grades by tomorrow" so you spend all day refreshing my.uchicago.

Waiting for that sweet sweet B- reacts only

2017-06-07 19:44:50

2017-06-07 19:04:43

tfw you get out of your last final and then remember you have two papers due friday

2017-06-07 18:59:35

Wannabe Econ majors when they look at the course catalog.

2017-06-07 18:24:18

getting exam grades back like

2017-06-07 17:48:35

Tag ur saltiest econ bro

2017-06-07 16:50:08

warm reflection on my time with a dining plan, may she rest in peace alongside my will to properly align text

2017-06-07 15:58:26

if ur curious about hookup culture at uchicago

2017-06-07 15:35:20

rip

2017-06-07 15:06:24

2017-06-07 14:22:38

I am no longer curious about hookup culture at uchicago

2017-06-07 13:07:01

something something accurate statement hookup life at UChicago

2017-06-07 00:38:10

when you and your neogothic crew are out on the town

2017-06-07 00:15:34

post-finals reacts only

2017-06-06 23:25:09

Congratulations to the newest winners of the Quantrell Awards in Undergraduate Teaching!

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10158895643215650&id=192609620649

2017-06-06 21:14:41

When you survive 4 years at UChicago...

(Photo taken at the Takashi Murakami exhibit at the Museum of Contemporary Art)

2017-06-06 20:24:14

Finals week on Tinder like

2017-06-06 20:13:24

2017-06-06 14:06:27

Tag someone who you want to swipe into the dining hall today at 3:15

(Me. Tag me.)

2017-06-06 13:07:49

2017-06-06 11:34:19

When college housing closes on Friday, but you still have a final paper due on Friday

2017-06-06 10:52:22

Happy finals week

2017-06-06 01:40:53

brought to you by 1:40am in xlib

2017-06-06 01:32:13

sad swap reacts mostly

2017-06-06 00:57:58

2017-06-06 00:46:26

When you get two classes that you preregistered for, but add/drop gives you the opportunity to fix that situation.

2017-06-05 22:44:04

2017-06-05 22:27:36

2017-06-05 19:58:33

Memes are all fun and games, but remember kids:

2017-06-05 19:37:01

niche content brought to u by the only person in her direct enrollment study abroad program :---)

2017-06-05 18:19:58

What was that about finals

2017-06-05 15:14:38

rip reading period
you were too good for this school

2017-06-05 13:16:36

Happens to the best of us

2017-06-05 12:43:09

When you accept your finals week fate

2017-06-05 10:59:44

"What now?" reacts only

2017-06-05 10:53:26

Getting ready for add drop like...

2017-06-05 10:19:40

Man I'm just tryna graduate, 🅱. Lms if you love disappointment

2017-06-05 10:19:37

2017-06-05 09:53:59

Seeing everyone post that they will pay for a class instead of letting it be an implicit agreement.

2017-06-05 09:38:37

2017-06-05 09:38:31

2017-06-05 09:35:59

fixed it

2017-06-05 09:30:21

When you're too busy making memes so you miss the 0.000005 second window to add/drop the classes you want

2017-06-05 09:30:11

When the one class you need to take is full

2017-06-05 09:28:35

2017-06-05 09:28:34

2017-06-05 09:27:57

2017-06-05 09:25:24

boyir reacc only

2017-06-05 09:24:23

"i got carpal tunnel from 20 minutes of refreshing" reacts only

2017-06-05 09:15:40

thx my.uchicago

2017-06-05 09:14:55

2017-06-05 09:14:04

Maybe it's a sign to drop out?

2017-06-05 09:12:00

rip add drop

2017-06-05 09:10:52

Why u say dis if you no mean dis

2017-06-05 09:08:45

me: I want to add/drop my classes
UChicago: I wAnT to ADd/drOP mY CLaSeS

2017-06-05 09:05:35

When it's 9:04 and Add/ Drop IS NOT WORKING

2017-06-05 00:15:38

2017-06-05 00:05:26

tis the season

2017-06-04 22:59:52

"For those of you who are curious about hookup culture at UChicago, this is, like, the most accurate picture it is possible to draw."

2017-06-04 21:18:21

getting ready for add/drop like

2017-06-04 20:03:45

u have been visited by the party hat cat!!! comment "woosh" and u will pass all ur exams

2017-06-04 19:31:06

2017-06-04 19:26:08

T minus four days...

(I spent an hour making this. Please clap.)

2017-06-04 14:33:02

When they told you to either suppress your sobbing or cry outside

2017-06-04 14:31:09

when your final is tomorrow but if you clean your room first you'll "focus better"

2017-06-04 13:35:17

tfw a month has passed since your fraternity was accused of racism so it's finally okay to use the word 'retarded' to make fun of other frats

2017-06-04 13:34:03

Men at this school tryna explain their taste in women being like

2017-06-04 13:30:55

"For those of you who are curious about hookup culture at UChicago, this is, like, the most accurate picture it is possible to draw."

2017-06-03 20:24:03

2017-06-03 19:27:42

2017-06-03 17:06:32

Tag your honest friends in college

2017-06-03 15:17:29

Trying to explain being a POC at UChicago like

2017-06-03 12:46:12

avoiding plagiarism and achieving real academic success reacts only

2017-06-03 11:00:36

2017-06-02 19:46:20

yo self-aware????

2017-06-02 19:32:52

When econ majors go to frat parties

2017-06-02 19:16:33

cracking open a cold one with the buoys

2017-06-02 17:54:12

2017-06-02 16:32:04

ready. set. hoe.

2017-06-02 14:53:23

"For those of you who are curious about hookup culture at UChicago, this is, like, the most accurate picture it is possible to draw."

2017-06-02 12:56:50

When frat brothers are butthurt about people criticizing them

2017-06-02 12:54:58

2017-06-02 12:40:40

When someone confuses UChicago for UIC

2017-06-02 12:34:23

This one gives all the previous ones a run for their money

2017-06-02 12:21:53

Banished to A-Level reacts only

2017-06-02 08:59:36

uchi admin's response to any criticism or protest whatsoever

2017-06-02 08:46:42

My impression of UK politics

2017-06-02 01:02:26

Tag your favorite SPAN 10100 student

2017-06-02 00:16:12

Crossing the Midway at the end of winter quarter

2017-06-01 23:48:22

But how does it work in theory?

2017-06-01 22:51:35

2017-06-01 22:51:08

Anyone down for a trip to IKEA?

2017-06-01 21:47:02

ECON 201 reacts only

2017-06-01 16:02:52

Whenst youmst attendeth the University of Chicago

2017-06-01 15:00:15

schnozzling reaccs only

2017-06-01 14:53:07

Anxiously refreshing chalk reacts only

2017-06-01 14:18:48

When a drunk first year is running amok at bar night trying to talk to everyone about philosophy
Edit: posted with love because I was and am that kid

2017-06-01 13:44:17

When you go to look through past homeworks and study for finals like a good little student and CHALK IS DOWN!!!!

2017-06-01 12:24:00

Center for decision research reacts only:

Credit to Peter Harrigan

2017-06-01 12:11:24

Comrades! Our glorious comrade, Ashley Li, was purged from this group by the fascist, capitalist pigs! Rise up! You have nothing to lose but your chains! We demand that Lorenzo and the rest of the reactionaries step down and allow Ashley Li to become the Dear Leader, as is the will of the people.

2017-06-01 11:26:56

when u didn't go to global warming all quarter but u hear the kids who took the final early considering P/F

2017-06-01 11:16:27

2017-06-01 10:06:59

Tag your favorite collective action problem

2017-06-01 06:00:25

2017-05-31 22:02:50

for those of you curious about life in the satellite dorms, this is the most accurate picture it is possible to draw

2017-05-31 21:46:43

2017-05-31 21:46:43

2017-05-31 21:44:23

tag your favorite liquor store

2017-05-31 21:10:30

Setting five alarms for the morning add/drop opens reaccs only pls

2017-05-31 20:43:06

for those of you who are curious about tenth week at uchicago, this is, like, the most accurate picture it is possible to draw

(also @whoever these were from thanks for asking but no i"m not)

2017-05-31 19:40:21

2017-05-31 19:18:17

Bartlett this week

Whatever these things are called reacts only

2017-05-31 18:27:38

Self-is-illusory reacts only

2017-05-31 17:59:22

when it's tenth week and you say that you don't care anymore and that you've given up on school, but you still end up going to the reg to study

2017-05-31 15:52:20

when its last class of the year but that kid won't stop buttering up the professor

2017-05-31 15:32:43

When you babble incoherently in hum and have to pretend you were making a brilliant observation

2017-05-31 14:57:34

10th week reacts only

2017-05-31 14:42:42

When you didn't do the reading for Sosc but during discussion you have to defend the bullshit you spouted earlier to earn those participation points

2017-05-31 13:58:38

when you have to make memes in microsoft word bc you're not rolling in houseparty cash

2017-05-31 13:33:05

when a driver almost has enough space to get through the crosswalk to the reg and you cross anyway

2017-05-31 12:36:30

"how are finals going?"

2017-05-31 10:54:11

Are we still doing these?

("Simon de Beauvoir" reaccs only)

2017-05-31 09:41:48

Q: "But Thomas, you already made a meme about the summer. Why does this look so hastily assembled?"
A: It"s 10th Week

2017-05-31 09:21:23

What fuels us during reading period and exam week?
You: Coffee
Me, an intellectual:

2017-05-31 00:58:08

I"m almost done, bear with me.
http://go.joinhouse.party/uchicago

2017-05-31 00:53:10

#Covfefe reacts only.

2017-05-30 23:36:10

When you're trying to hit the word limit so you just start making up words to see if anyone notices

2017-05-30 22:23:40

Me, throwing "acquiesce", "juxtaposition", and sporadic French phrases into the final paper for a class I've been to like twice:

2017-05-30 19:24:22

sliding into finals week like

2017-05-30 18:09:00

"For those of you who are curious about hookup culture at UChicago, this is, like, the most accurate picture it is possible to draw."

(edit: yes this is real and yes it happened to me ty)

2017-05-30 17:59:12

2017-05-30 17:33:22

2017-05-30 17:15:38

Stuart Hall reacts only

2017-05-30 17:14:29

The natural culmination of hundreds of years of social thought

2017-05-30 16:16:11

when the discussion in sosc is lagging and the prof asks if anyone actually did the reading

2017-05-30 15:24:06

Lorenzo Bartolini reacts only

2017-05-30 15:13:28

Hey at least I"m self-aware.

http://go.joinhouse.party/uchicago

2017-05-30 14:59:58

"For those of you who are curious about hookup culture at UChicago, this is, like, the most accurate picture it is possible to draw."

(the chalk text says "why tho")

2017-05-30 14:42:01

None of your classes you got got

2017-05-30 13:29:39

class registration reacts only

2017-05-30 13:19:41

when you're waiting for fall classes to come out

2017-05-30 12:56:53

Hungerkünstler reacts only

2017-05-30 05:49:00

"For those of you who are curious about hookup culture at UChicago, this is, like, the most accurate picture it is possible to draw."

2017-05-30 03:34:02

Tfw the birds start chirping but you're still in the reg

2017-05-30 00:01:44

Study break reacts only

2017-05-30 00:01:03

"Hayek observed that advertising was merely one example of a broader phenomenon: Many preferences are created by the social environment."
- N. Greg M.
http://go.joinhouse.party/uchicago

2017-05-29 21:24:14

You on Memorial Day vs. yr friends back home u pretend 2 not be jealous of

Finals before/ and or during reading period reacts only

2017-05-29 21:20:10

better late than never (scav reaccs only)

2017-05-29 19:36:11

uchicago students: I"m depressed
student counseling services:

[Edit: please do not take this to mean you should not go to SCS if you are feeling depressed or struggling with anything else! There are absolutely dedicated professionals there, and while as an institution it could serve the student body better, it is still a valuable resource and at the least a good starting place for counseling or any other needs you may have.]

2017-05-29 19:32:02

New major reacts only

2017-05-29 19:17:20

there's a uchicago meme hiding in every pbs documentary

2017-05-29 18:49:23

When you visit your old Scav Captain at Med School

2017-05-29 16:31:27

majoring in economics at the university of chicago

2017-05-29 14:42:27

2017-05-29 14:22:08

All friends who are already home be like:

2017-05-29 13:53:11

When it's time for a group project but your partners are all useless

2017-05-29 13:05:13

"UChicago CS is too theoretical" reacts only

2017-05-29 12:35:20

All hail the free market. http://go.joinhouse.party/uchicago

2017-05-29 00:08:50

"Don"t worry prospies this isn"t where fun comes to die "
Uchicago party culture:

2017-05-29 00:04:27

tfw you start to review for a course you barely put any effort into since midterm.

2017-05-28 23:56:06

only you can help end Reg culture

2017-05-28 22:39:49

New n improved my.uchicago
Sad reax only

2017-05-28 21:28:55

"For those of you who are curious about hookup culture at UChicago, this is, like, the most accurate picture it is possible to draw."

2017-05-28 20:25:40

relevant

Credit: SMBC Comics

2017-05-28 19:24:18

2017-05-28 16:58:02

2017-05-28 16:06:54

When you get paired with That Kid for a group presentation but you refuse to let him talk over everybody

2017-05-28 15:34:11

2017-05-28 15:29:44

Walking into the DRL for the first time all quarter and qualifying for all the studies

2017-05-28 14:25:41

Photo proof that anyone can graduate from cornell

2017-05-28 13:50:41

"premier investment club" reacts only

2017-05-28 12:10:47

de beauvoir reacts only

2017-05-27 21:58:30

If only that Goldman Sachs internship were that easy

2017-05-27 20:40:20

when someone tells u that neo-liberalism hasn't gone far enough

2017-05-27 20:30:00

photo cred to overheard

2017-05-27 20:12:20

University of Chicago's BDSM RSO, 2017

2017-05-27 17:36:33

When you forget to read Doing Honest Work in College

2017-05-27 17:03:53

orgo midterm vibes

2017-05-27 16:48:45

Found in Cobb: Finals week Reacts only

2017-05-27 14:58:03

got this comment on a paper and I'd like to officially announce my retirement from UCMTMT bc I'm too shook 😂

2017-05-27 14:43:35

When you spend the whole week making memes instead of studying but so does ur professor

2017-05-27 09:45:16

Eric M. Heath, Associate. reacts only

2017-05-27 02:56:08

When you have responsibilities

2017-05-27 02:54:00

Opportunity Cost 😂

2017-05-26 21:18:33

What he says: I placed into Spanish 203, so I"m basically fluent.
What he means:

2017-05-26 16:56:28

tfw the closest thing you have to a Platonic erastes is a philosophy TA 😞

2017-05-26 14:50:42

parrot reax only

2017-05-26 13:09:44

How Bartlett thinks students eat food

2017-05-26 10:21:28

For those of you who think we live in a "post-racial era":

2017-05-26 10:07:21

"This has been the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever"

2017-05-26 01:19:16

when you have 3 tests 2 papers 2 final projects and 3 psets all due in the next week and a half and you're getting sick and your social life has lately shriveled to nonexistent and you're stuck in a depression spiral and then your mom calls asking how things have been lately

2017-05-25 23:15:16

For those of you interested in a social life at UChicago, this is the most accurate picture I can draw.

2017-05-25 22:48:05

when you make a comment during hum discussion, and 3 seconds later someone repeats exactly what you said

doing honest work in college reacts only

2017-05-25 21:14:41

2017-05-25 19:25:00

When your friend in Blue Chips UIBG Trott Phoenix Funds Goldman Sachs Moodys US Department of the Treasury already has an internship lined up and you're feeling the desperation settle in:

2017-05-25 14:44:06

When you email a professor and don't get a response at the exact moment you pressed "send"

2017-05-25 13:47:24

a level reacts only

2017-05-25 12:46:27

"For those of you who are curious about hookup culture at UChicago, this is, like, the most accurate picture it"s possible to draw"
@Fraternities Committed to Safety

2017-05-25 12:10:02

College students at UChicago when the cost of attendance is out of control

2017-05-25 03:56:36

2017-05-25 01:29:42

When you delve too deeply into your math professor's past

2017-05-25 00:51:55

When the kid smarter than you in your class understands the Nietzsche reading much better than you did and only pities you while obviously thinking themself superior

2017-05-24 21:22:21

When delve too deeply into your Econ professor's past:

2017-05-24 20:49:07

When you remember it's ninth week and you only have two more weeks but you also have finals and papers to write and plans to move back and also you have a TA who plays too many games.

2017-05-24 20:45:05

"So what's the party scene here like?" pt 2

2017-05-24 20:44:02

2017-05-24 20:17:41

De Beauvoir reacts only

2017-05-24 17:29:16

Cracking open a cold one with da bois? How about cracking one open with Galois?

2017-05-24 15:34:17

talking to first years like

2017-05-24 14:58:29

"I just want to pass" reacts only

2017-05-24 12:59:21

"For those of you who are curious about hookup culture at UChicago, this is, like, the most accurate picture it's possible to draw"

2017-05-24 12:41:41

the fear is real

2017-05-24 11:21:40

"For those of you who are curious about hookup culture at UChicago, this is, like, the most accurate picture it is possible to draw."

2017-05-24 04:31:07

"what did u gain from ur uchicago education?"

2017-05-24 04:02:29

I wasn't ready for this

2017-05-24 01:01:17

2017-05-23 23:49:51

"For those of you who are curious about hookup culture memes at UChicago, this is, like, the most accurate picture it's possible to draw"

2017-05-23 22:19:45

when you see somebody cute from class at bar night but you're​ already drunk and haven't done the readings since second week

2017-05-23 20:45:59

tag ur friends on the fourth floor of reg

2017-05-23 19:34:16

Blah blah blah hook up culture uchicago... incoherent Nigerian pidgeon English... econ major IQ. Jasper Lee Darrell Hong.

2017-05-23 19:21:51

When you and your friend get the same grade on a midterm but you carried their ass through the homeworks and studying

2017-05-23 19:16:54

cracking open a cold one at Valois

2017-05-23 17:30:55

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"For those of you who are curious about hookup culture at UChicago, this is, like, the most accurate picture it's possible to draw"

2017-05-23 17:01:43

"For those of you who are curious about hookup culture at UChicago, this is, like, the most accurate picture it is possible to draw."

~Feminine mystery~ reaccs only💃🏽

2017-05-23 16:44:25

2017-05-23 15:55:19

What in the hell is happening at Bartlett?

2017-05-23 15:26:03

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"RGGRC is kinda catchy" reacts only

2017-05-23 15:02:58

"For those of you who are curious about [drinking] culture at UChicago, this is, like, the most accurate picture it is possible to draw."

2017-05-23 14:22:48

"so, what are your summer plans?"

2017-05-23 12:16:36

When a kid in sosc confuses correlation and causation so you whip out this handy chart.

"Quickly! Push more people into pools so that Nick Cage will appear in more films!"

2017-05-23 11:42:47

When rent is due

2017-05-23 11:23:27

When it's 9th week so your TA finally snaps and roasts you passive-aggressively through pset notes

2017-05-23 11:01:54

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when u get late night munchies & get sad bc u ain't got no bae but then remember who real bae is

2017-05-22 19:27:58

End of year reacts only

2017-05-22 18:12:22

cracking a cold one

2017-05-22 15:26:43

A fellow grad student asked for advice about TAing, so I produced this handy reference guide for all prospective TA's to help with grading

2017-05-22 14:49:42

"Pour one out for the Habsburg Monarchy" reacts only

2017-05-22 14:46:48

tfw you're an international student planning a trip back home

2017-05-22 13:06:30

Exam prep reacts only
(Repost - credit to the great memers at Mathematical Mathematics Memes)

2017-05-22 13:02:22

Cracking open a cold one with DuBois

2017-05-22 12:57:22

9th week reacts only

2017-05-22 03:18:57

"For those of you who are curious about hookup culture at UChicago, this is, like, the most accurate picture it is possible to draw."

2017-05-21 23:31:11

tag ur friend who buys avocado toast for $11

2017-05-21 20:57:04

grade deflation reacts only

2017-05-21 20:12:54

angery reacts only

2017-05-21 19:27:50

tag a friend who's working towards the freshman 15

2017-05-21 15:58:13

2017-05-21 15:22:04

When dining vastly reduces the selection at both Bart Mart and Hutch

2017-05-21 12:17:23

When you get a call after you graduate from the university asking if you want to donate money

2017-05-21 11:46:26

professor: you can"t cite wikipedia, it"s not a credible source
me:

2017-05-21 01:14:31

Blah blah hookup culture blah blah this is what it's like

2017-05-20 22:29:02

"How much weirder-looking can campus buildings get" reacts only

https://www.chicagomaroon.com/article/2017/5/19/university-modifies-design-rubenstein-forum/

2017-05-20 13:50:58

2017-05-20 12:22:47

required career advising meetings:

2017-05-20 02:33:00

2017-05-19 23:46:19

Scav and HvZ are for normies, we all know what the real UChicago tradition is

2017-05-19 22:36:03

"for those of you who are curious about hookup culture at UChicago..."

2017-05-19 22:22:18

When you faded AF and you accidentally tell some rando from your class exactly how you plan to wreck the curve on Monday's exam

2017-05-19 21:38:23

2017-05-19 21:33:14

"for those of you who are curious about hookup culture at uchicago, this is, like, the most accurate picture it"s possible to draw"
Whitney Beamer Clarence Masato Nakano

2017-05-19 21:29:34

When the professor knows you plagiarized your paper but wants to get all passive-aggressive about it:

2017-05-19 21:21:43

Lonely student reacts only

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"So what's the party scene here like?"

2017-05-19 12:51:20

tag a friend who believes in astrology for intellectual elitists

2017-05-19 11:50:02

@ my gen chem lab partners, thank for always being there for me

2017-05-19 11:20:09

when MAB says they can"t accommodate you for Summer Breeze

refund reacts only

2017-05-19 00:16:59

rip pierece

2017-05-19 00:04:31

When you're single and see your friends having dates on the quad

2017-05-18 23:26:09

doing honest work in college: cite your sources and don"t plagiarize
uchicago admissions: CiTe YoUr SoUrCeS aNd DoN"t PlAgIaRiZe

receipts: http://uchicagoadmissions.tumblr.com/post/160826076986/all-uchicago-students-get-a-free-copy-of-doing

2017-05-18 20:24:40

When a first year tells you he can"t wait to graduate while the abyss of adulthood yawns before you, hurtling ever closer

P.S. I"d like to spearhead a movement for more Billy Madison-related content on this page

2017-05-18 18:21:40

New and improved...

2017-05-18 17:22:08

When pre-registration is due tomorrow but your advisor isn't answering their email

2017-05-18 16:56:25

Kimbark gettin mad lazy

2017-05-18 14:45:11

Tag a bio major who would buy this shirt

2017-05-18 13:07:05

sad reacts only

2017-05-18 12:28:36

Comp sci reacts only

2017-05-18 03:47:23

when ur at an academic event surrounded by a bunch of old white professors all tryna outdo each other

2017-05-17 23:09:51

when the person you're crushing on starts dating someone else but then u realize that not dating anyone will give you more time to focus on schoolwork

2017-05-17 21:54:30

2017-05-17 21:33:45

After one quarter of Self:

2017-05-17 19:17:03

sooooo

2017-05-17 19:14:12

Felix Lecocq "for those of you who are curious about hookup culture at uchicago, this is, like, the most accurate picture it's possible to draw"

2017-05-17 17:11:51

When every Metcalf has swiped left on you and your retail job from last summer is whispering sweet nothings in your ear

2017-05-17 17:09:56

The Lego Movie™: coming soon to a residence hall near you

2017-05-17 16:26:20

Phil per reacts only

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me walking past mansueto in the summer like

2017-05-17 16:02:24

"Too Much Life for the Mind" reacts only

Also look me up on Snapchat for high quality booty pics:
redyacht

2017-05-17 15:50:34

When you can't find your homie at bar night

2017-05-17 15:18:11

when you get your midterms back and it's time to drown the pain

2017-05-17 14:47:59

2017-05-17 13:33:24

adapted from our friends at columbia buy sell memes

2017-05-17 13:30:15

bar night reacts only

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8th Week reacts only:

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"No mom, everyone takes the summer off," reacts only

2017-05-17 05:30:27

Max Palevsky Scav reacts only

2017-05-17 04:42:45

That Kid be like

2017-05-17 00:22:54

when the south fire alarm goes off at night 😩👌🏼🔥

2017-05-16 22:46:56

summer breeze reacts only

2017-05-16 22:41:33

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every time south's fire alarm goes off i become more and more likely to just stay and risk becoming this dog

2017-05-16 22:29:32

Who's ready for summer breeze??

2017-05-16 22:05:40

South rn

2017-05-16 21:01:22

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2017-05-16 20:35:13

tbh this my favorite one I've seen

2017-05-16 19:33:08

Legend has it that whoever can successfully pick up a piece of cake with the tongs of death is the true heir of Arley D. Cathey and the rightful king of Cathey dining hall

2017-05-16 19:24:12

"The FBI can't investigate me if there's no FBI director" reacts only

2017-05-16 16:42:44

Turns out the yellow brick road just leads to the reg :(

2017-05-16 16:34:11

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when you finish ur thesis n can finally leave the reg

2017-05-16 15:47:35

2017-05-16 13:40:08

MEGA-SCAV TEAM or ENDLESS BLOOD WAR reaccs only

2017-05-16 10:41:57

When prospies come to uchicago in the middle of midterms:

2017-05-15 23:48:23

"make the ivies finally see" reacts only

2017-05-15 23:22:47

Comforting reacts only

2017-05-15 21:58:11

stat reacts only

lms if ur 222 pset is due in 2 hours but ur just making shitty memes to procrastinate

2017-05-15 21:07:18

When ya realize that paper's gonna steal your life, joy and sense of personhood for the next few days..

2017-05-15 20:49:16

"do you have any money now?" / never forget reacts only

2017-05-15 20:12:29

Honest reacts only.

2017-05-15 19:29:25

thankful reacts only

2017-05-15 18:59:06

mfw they finally turn on the ac in south

2017-05-15 18:53:48

2017-05-15 17:33:20

"For those of you who are curious about hookup culture at UChicago, this is, like, the most accurate picture it's possible to draw" overused meme format reacts only

2017-05-15 17:12:05

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2017-05-15 15:35:49

Tfw the noisy youths

2017-05-15 14:03:27

Discuss

2017-05-15 13:28:44

boyir asserts his dominion over the american judicial branch

2017-05-15 12:47:55

graduating senior reacts only

2017-05-15 12:42:12

scav bothers me and scav leadership knows it

2017-05-15 12:04:41

"Hope is dead and the core killed it"- Friedrich Nietzsche, from The Genealogy of UChicago

2017-05-15 08:52:54

"who"s teaching the class?"
"staff"

thanks, that was Absolutely Useless

2017-05-14 23:46:45

sosc reacts only

2017-05-14 23:02:37

Life of the mind reacts only

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proletareaccs only

2017-05-14 13:24:42

"C's get degrees; A's are worth zero points" reacts only

2017-05-14 11:20:28

Satellite dorm reacts only.

2017-05-14 02:57:25

scav reacts only

2017-05-13 22:39:54

late, overdone meme reacts only

2017-05-13 22:21:31

Tfw you study in Crerar and hear incessant hammering and drilling

2017-05-13 22:16:14

2017-05-13 18:47:46

grateful reacts only

2017-05-13 16:16:52

tag your fave college republican bro

2017-05-13 14:44:56

"For those of you who are curious about hookup culture at UChicago, this is, like, the most accurate picture it's possible to draw"

2017-05-13 14:04:04

i tried ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2017-05-13 13:41:13

multi-million dollar donor reacts only

2017-05-13 08:12:35

"It"s treason then."
Thankful vs. Angery only

2017-05-12 19:34:26

Guys I think we've made too many Goldman Sachs memes

2017-05-12 19:11:08

When you lead the discussion, but never bought the book.

2017-05-12 18:44:52

"For those of you who are curious about hookup culture at UChicago, this is, like, the most accurate picture it's possible to draw."

2017-05-12 17:56:26

Scavvies be like

2017-05-12 17:25:37

spot the grad student #126

2017-05-12 16:48:28

Me revising my essays after getting TA feedback

2017-05-12 14:37:15

cardiac arrest reacts only

2017-05-12 13:35:16

2017-05-12 12:56:32

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UChicago Memes for Practical Midwestern Teens

2017-05-12 10:48:14

2017-05-12 10:00:55

"so what civ are you taking?"

2017-05-12 09:57:51

When you read one too many UChicago memes and facebook is catching on...

2017-05-12 00:08:34

Ironic thankful reacts only

2017-05-12 00:08:02

2017-05-11 21:07:42

When you finally get a phone interview after being rejected by more than 10 internships

2017-05-11 20:54:06

Mike pence was a fiji.

2017-05-11 20:13:05

Patriotic (flower) reacts only

2017-05-11 19:39:50

"For those of you who are curious about hookup culture at UChicago, this is, like, the most accurate picture it's possible to draw"

2017-05-11 19:00:26

It's fucking back baby! Smash that mothafucking THANKFUL REACT!

2017-05-11 18:05:34

"For those of you who are curious about hookup culture at UChicago, this is, like, the most accurate picture it's possible to draw"

2017-05-11 17:48:35

Life of the mind reacts only

2017-05-11 17:26:20

tag an econ "friend"

hat-tip to the good sirs Max Freedman & Shafayet Patwari for catching my Latex typo

2017-05-11 15:16:33

Old but relevant :)

2017-05-11 12:27:12

tag your favorite Econ bro

2017-05-11 12:12:30

when u come back from bar night and ur roommate is still up

2017-05-11 09:03:48

2017-05-10 23:35:11

2017-05-10 23:31:40

Dank meme with a political theme

2017-05-10 21:39:38

Spring fashion trends 2017

2017-05-10 20:51:21

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Reporting live from the UChicago Political Union:

2017-05-10 13:46:57

white tears reacts only💦

2017-05-10 13:30:54

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2017-05-10 13:22:09

2017-05-10 12:10:54

"For those of you who are curious about hookup culture at UChicago, this is, like, the most accurate picture it is possible to draw."

2017-05-10 10:41:34

2017-05-10 00:45:58

Steal His Look: Fiji Man

2017-05-10 00:26:35

one more before bed

2017-05-10 00:20:33

no warning reacts only

2017-05-10 00:18:43

When all the other frats see the spotlight off them being trash so they try and roast FIJI but forgot they aint much better

2017-05-10 00:15:52

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only early 2000's kids will remember

2017-05-10 00:01:51

Mystery Machine reaccs only

2017-05-09 23:48:21

train ain't got no breaks

2017-05-09 23:34:08

2017-05-09 23:31:24

FIJI pledge class 2017-2018

2017-05-09 23:05:23

they didn't know better reacts only

2017-05-09 23:04:20

Everyone in Fiji rn

2017-05-09 23:03:16

Illegible reacts only pls

2017-05-09 22:56:10

when your sosc professor asks if you did the reading

2017-05-09 22:49:53

amigo reacts only 💦

2017-05-09 22:41:33

Tag your fave problematic frat bro!

2017-05-09 22:39:41

ironic reacts only

2017-05-09 22:33:56

creds to Henry Curtis

2017-05-09 22:33:49

🔫💯

2017-05-09 22:29:16

"dispel any racial insensitivity" reacts only

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Math final reacts only

2017-05-09 21:34:28

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Bartlett reacts only

2017-05-09 20:19:46

Like if you want to save the planet

2017-05-09 19:24:19

#GradeDeflation

2017-05-09 18:48:21

me: tuition and books are expensive

uchicago: tUiTiOn AnD bOoKs ArE eXpEnSiVe

2017-05-09 18:39:36

The meme team of UCMFTMT and I are very happy to announce the new moderators of the page! This applicant pool was particularly selective, and we were left with a particularly challenging task -- please trust me when I say that we had to turn away many qualified applicants whose memetic rigor and talent would have been greatly appreciated, had we had more open positions. All applications were read anonymously, and we are proud to announce a 4.3% acceptance rate with a whopping 100% yield. Please help me in welcoming our new moderators!

2017-05-09 18:24:57

when he says there's no curve #BiomathReactsOnly

2017-05-09 16:29:04

MRS degree reacts only

2017-05-09 16:16:47

someone please stop me

2017-05-09 15:55:29

another spicy scav bothers me meme

2017-05-09 15:19:26

feedback: "great work on this paper!"
grade: B-

2017-05-09 14:30:12

approaching graduation like

2017-05-09 13:14:44

Core reacts only :-/

2017-05-09 13:11:01

"For those of you who are curious about hookup culture at UChicago, this is, like, the most accurate picture it is possible to draw."

2017-05-09 12:53:26

2017-05-09 12:20:21

hmu for a group order

2017-05-09 12:14:26

back by popular demand
(but seriously, a construction-themed Cinco de Mayo party is super fucking racist)

2017-05-09 12:11:20

2017-05-09 02:37:43

You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the academically inferior, not join them; bring balance to the music festivals, not leave us with Tinashe!

2017-05-09 02:35:17

real depression hours 😂🔫
hit that muhfuggin like button

2017-05-09 00:03:21

It's almost that time of year folks

2017-05-08 23:44:16

Substantial reactions only please

2017-05-08 22:54:39

2017-05-08 22:54:39

2017-05-08 22:54:39

2017-05-08 22:54:39

2017-05-08 22:10:01

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When you fail the test but still get the highest grade in the class.

2017-05-08 20:48:56

which one of you did this

2017-05-08 18:21:55

IM DEAD 💀💀 Why does housecest look like this?! 😂👀💞

2017-05-08 18:10:58

2017-05-08 14:53:35

tag a midterm w an average of 40%

2017-05-08 13:51:52

2017-05-08 12:07:17

steal his look: uchicago man

2017-05-08 11:26:38

calvin & hobbes living the life of the mind

2017-05-08 02:58:05

Peer Institutions Reacts only

2017-05-08 01:40:25

me, at midnight: I"d better focus and finish studying for that midterm tomorrow

me, a few hours later:

2017-05-08 00:06:13

reg reacts only

2017-05-07 23:14:39

MFW I have $17 million to drop on helping my alma mater build a dining hall

2017-05-07 22:22:03

Passive-aggressive reacts only

2017-05-07 22:21:42

Tag ur favorite Econ major

2017-05-07 22:14:38

Inb4 the other memes

2017-05-07 21:46:20

This is an anti-apple meme with a doctor theme

2017-05-07 20:40:00

tag your least fav non-undergrad

2017-05-07 20:35:38

2017-05-07 20:25:55

2017-05-07 18:34:36

The follow-up:

2017-05-07 16:07:04

when u try to eat healthy but bartlet is out to get u

2017-05-07 16:05:09

"well endowed"

2017-05-07 14:18:01

Feeling safer already
"Be aware of your surroundings" react only

2017-05-07 13:25:34

Tag your fourth year friends who just finished their thesis.

2017-05-07 12:48:09

2017-05-07 12:11:52

Half dark special reacts only

2017-05-06 21:38:39

Self Culture And Society Reacts only

2017-05-06 21:28:40

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true neutral reacts only

2017-05-06 20:57:53

frml szn reacts only

2017-05-06 20:30:09

Renee Granville Grossman Residential Commons™ reacts only

2017-05-06 20:30:01

Reposted from Northwestern meme page, still relevant

2017-05-06 16:15:10

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Meta-reacts only

2017-05-06 15:24:34

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minimalism

2017-05-06 13:59:16

meme chart chart meme
(i know the very existence of chart meme is lawful evil)

2017-05-06 13:03:37

tag a peer who brings together the insights offered by both authors to champion a more holistic understanding of the matter at hand.

2017-05-06 12:38:53

"Why are you like this" reacts only

2017-05-06 12:36:55

New Fast and Furious movie looks wild

2017-05-06 02:01:49

2017-05-05 23:31:57

failed midterm reacts only

2017-05-05 23:12:40

2017-05-05 22:52:03

When you"re given two weeks to write an essay, you discuss the topic with your professor, your TA"s hold office hours, and you still turn it in two days late.
Featuring UChicago"s original meme

2017-05-05 22:24:54

Memer alignment chart

2017-05-05 21:54:15

2017-05-05 20:18:39

2017-05-05 19:26:58

tag a failing epistemology

2017-05-05 19:22:31

Binary reacts only

2017-05-05 18:42:53

tag ur least fave frat bro

2017-05-05 17:00:32

tag ur fave grad student

2017-05-05 16:55:40

Tag a rogue wingman

2017-05-05 16:14:03

2017-05-05 16:14:03

2017-05-05 15:42:58

2017-05-05 15:27:01

its almost friday night again

2017-05-05 14:56:52

Did You Know?

2017-05-05 14:54:50

A small light roast

2017-05-05 13:19:46

Philosophy Dept

2017-05-05 12:47:13

The Curve...

2017-05-05 12:45:17

2017-05-05 12:09:04

"You don't understand, they always smile at me" reacts only

2017-05-05 11:15:04

Uchicago english department

2017-05-05 02:37:20

Uchicago math dept.

5 yrs later still mad @ Diane for not letting me do IBL 160s

2017-05-05 00:55:23

When u sneak into eckhart at 1am to turn in a pset "on time" but ur grad student instructor is still there

2017-05-05 00:43:54

When you're getting heat over your positions about controversial speakers. Note: It is still not May 4th and that still does not matter

2017-05-05 00:16:31

2017-05-05 00:15:40

I absolutely do not care that it's May 5th right now

2017-05-04 23:28:43

2017-05-04 22:58:45

when you have 30 psets due tomorrow, a chem test on material you're learning the night before, multiple papers you turned in but are ashamed of, your health is failing, and you still haven't called your mom back

2017-05-04 22:55:33

"soylent doesn"t close at 1 AM" - unknown BJ resident, 2017
(Sponsored by Soylent™)

2017-05-04 21:40:09

d r a g "that kid"

2017-05-04 20:34:13

Poorly resized departmental photos and *extremely* niche content reacts only. I love the Classics Department.

2017-05-04 20:17:14

> tfw econ majors don't recognize who's in this post

2017-05-04 19:34:09

2017-05-04 19:30:09

The grad student perspective
I also hope that none of my students are in this group

2017-05-04 19:28:20

Morgan Stanley Company Presentation
Ida Noyes Hall, West Lounge
May 4, 2017 6:00-7:30

2017-05-04 17:59:00

tag ur weirdo friend who would actually celebrate the number five

2017-05-04 17:42:17

Me when Econ majors take Colonizations 1....

2017-05-04 14:36:20

When your Hindi homework summarizes your entire existence at this university (SALC major reax welcome)

2017-05-04 14:32:01

Demolition reacts only

2017-05-04 14:20:20

when your friends are graduating soon

2017-05-04 13:15:12

2017-05-04 12:53:16

2017-05-04 10:16:28

My first email from my new UChicago email address (class of 2021!), which eloquently portrays my feelings about this fall

2017-05-04 04:52:57

for those of you who are curious about hookup culture at uchicago, this is the most accurate picture it is possible to draw

2017-05-04 00:49:24

2017-05-04 00:19:17

tag someone who hasn't heard "Broccoli"

2017-05-03 23:41:29

"Who is D.R.A.M?"
"What is Broccoli?"
"Where is the Law library?"

2017-05-03 22:47:32

collaboration w/ Mia Leatherman and Christina Uzzo

2017-05-03 22:38:14

The UChicago Chemistry Department
Because what is chaotic good if not forgetting to print the midterm and having to reschedule

2017-05-03 22:06:25

studying for the GRE like

2017-05-03 21:51:20

When you old and haven't even heard of let alone listen to anyone in the Summer Breeze lineup

2017-05-03 21:41:53

2017-05-03 21:41:53

2017-05-03 21:06:16

2017-05-03 21:05:14

When you were waiting for the headliner after Tinashe and then the video ended...

2017-05-03 19:27:59

Hanna and i made a meme
for qual eyes only

2017-05-03 18:44:01

Tag your 1 a.m. Reg friend

2017-05-03 17:39:36

so travel+leisure ranked UChi as #1 most beautiful campus in IL

and this was the picture they fucking chose

(implicit, but sad reacts only)

2017-05-03 14:23:14

"For those of you who are curious about hookup culture at UChicago, this is, like, the most accurate picture it's possible to draw"

2017-05-03 11:14:37

tag ur 4th year friends

2017-05-02 22:17:03

How midterms are made

2017-05-02 21:59:53

2017-05-02 21:00:21

Self-regulating reacts only

2017-05-02 19:54:33

Sad reacts only

2017-05-02 19:40:58

When you thought you had the 5th spot in the lottery but it turns out you were 33rd because your RH's posted the wrong list.

2017-05-02 17:50:34

1 like = 1 extra second before the gates close on you the next time you go to the reg

2017-05-02 15:10:37

Econ department"s philosophy

Tag a Lagrangian

2017-05-02 13:27:08

They say it doesn't exist, but they're just trying to weed out the fake econ majors

2017-05-02 11:29:58

2017-05-02 09:28:45

this showed up as an ad on my Facebook.....

2017-05-02 08:44:48

human rights minor starter pack

tag ur friends w a genuine desire 2 change the world and/or a massive white savior complex

2017-05-02 00:52:52

@the guy who mentioned political orientation graph memes in the comments, i gotchu

2017-05-01 23:03:59

tag a revolutionary comrade

2017-05-01 22:23:09

Tag an econ major

2017-05-01 20:51:27

2017-05-01 20:40:38

self-selecting life of the mind reacts only

2017-05-01 19:57:24

2017-05-01 19:57:24

2017-05-01 19:04:52

Happy Deanhog Day!

2017-05-01 17:03:22

Thanks Common App

2017-05-01 16:34:25

2017-05-01 16:23:33

pretty rude that no one else made a geosci starter pack before this, gneiss reacts only please

2017-05-01 16:11:33

2017-05-01 15:53:47

relatable

2017-05-01 14:07:11

grade deflationary reacts only

2017-05-01 13:55:26

When you're writing a paper for a professor and cite their own work

2017-05-01 13:48:57

creds @Dee Nitz

2017-05-01 13:34:55

2017-05-01 12:59:12

Admins pitching this year"s graduation ceremony. Class of 2017 reacts only

editing credit: Seph Mozes

2017-05-01 12:33:15

Life of the Mind reacts only

2017-05-01 12:31:58

Sad Reaccs bc it's only Monday 😞

2017-05-01 12:21:12

when you find pset answers on the interweb feelin like you've conquered the matrix

2017-05-01 12:03:39

rigorous inquiry reacts only

2017-05-01 11:55:10

Tag your favorite Joseph Regenstein

2017-05-01 11:37:15

When the 172 drives by you for the third time this week

2017-05-01 11:21:26

Apparently ISU has a bench for couples who met there?? Got me to thinking about what Uchicago's would look like.

2017-05-01 09:25:43

packed: dumplings reimagined reacts only

2017-05-01 09:16:58

2017-05-01 00:36:03

When going though your Facebook feed and you see friends you met from the Chicago class of 2021 admit page going to literally any other school

2017-04-30 22:33:45

2017-04-30 22:15:28

2017-04-30 22:06:38

when it's going to rain forever but u made sure to stock up @ kimbark beforehand

2017-04-30 21:42:00

When you ask your professor whether or not you will get partial credit on a question on a midterm

Tag yourself or someone else who has had this experience

2017-04-30 21:39:01

tag an ineffective water drain

2017-04-30 20:44:52

Valar Morghulis

2017-04-30 20:44:25

2017-04-30 16:58:12

Don't tread on me

2017-04-30 16:41:13

2017-04-30 16:40:04

2017-04-30 16:34:07

2017-04-30 16:31:03

uchicago-secure reacts only

2017-04-30 16:15:32

2017-04-30 15:37:54

When you don't get the Goldman Sachs internship

2017-04-30 15:14:55

54th and woodlawn reacts only!

2017-04-30 14:55:00

tag someone who's still salty

2017-04-30 14:44:03

2017-04-30 14:24:05

When it's time to redecorate but capitalism still sucks.

2017-04-30 14:14:39

tag ur favorite pinko commie

2017-04-30 13:28:36

2017-04-30 11:27:08

2017-04-29 21:46:44

2017-04-29 17:44:30

Still waiting for my fries

2017-04-29 17:05:34

i can't unsee this

2017-04-29 16:49:35

2017-04-29 14:43:35

Graduating with houses like

2017-04-29 14:15:21

CCD: the lesser known but equally powerful wind tunnel

2017-04-29 14:02:33

Listening to RAs and RHs like

2017-04-29 13:51:13

tfw your prof hands out an assignment late but doesn't change the due date

2017-04-29 13:09:36

If Summer Breeze aint this lit I'm not coming 😤🙅🏾🚫

2017-04-29 12:32:15

tag an sg rep

2017-04-29 10:58:15

yfw you realize the Maroon.space person you've been emailing back and forth with for two weeks was totally shitposting (but you're lonely and don't even care)

2017-04-29 09:42:16

"Excuse me, the dining hall is closed."

2017-04-29 09:37:58

When the highest grade on your midterm was a 47

2017-04-29 01:20:34

I'm ready tbh

2017-04-28 22:45:37

*when your favorite TA hands you back a failing grade on something*

2017-04-28 22:36:04

Be sure to click for full image

2017-04-28 22:34:52

a lot of effort went into this

2017-04-28 19:08:11

Half meme special, hot, extra salt

2017-04-28 19:07:16

2017-04-28 18:41:30

2017-04-28 17:46:49

can't be tied for #3 if ur #1-5

2017-04-28 17:31:21

dearest clippy 😩😫😤😩

2017-04-28 17:02:44

Quarter system reacts only

2017-04-28 14:39:26

"For those of you who are curious about hookup culture at UChicago, this is, like, the most accurate picture it's possible to draw"

2017-04-28 14:35:49

when ur friend in blue chips says he has a fire playlist

2017-04-28 13:53:11

rip uncommon fund

2017-04-28 13:12:58

Life of the mind reacts ONLY

2017-04-28 13:07:50

me when it's senior spring and i've just turned in my thesis

2017-04-28 11:29:07

2017-04-28 11:10:57

2017-04-28 11:10:57

2017-04-28 11:10:57

2017-04-28 10:53:25

Prospies be like

2017-04-28 10:10:41

polysci in core bio reacts only

2017-04-28 10:06:48

Me after 100 days at UChicago

2017-04-28 09:40:33

tag your friends from the big apple

2017-04-28 03:15:10

Someday I'll show up to lecture...

2017-04-27 23:15:14

when it's finally spring quarter and everyone heads to the point

2017-04-27 23:13:59

Only 1890s kids will remember

2017-04-27 22:41:31

2017-04-27 22:38:07

our school's anthem tbh

2017-04-27 22:20:18

not uchicago specific, still relatable

2017-04-27 22:12:09

2017-04-27 22:00:43

2017-04-27 21:53:54

str8 people showing up to the Garty like

2017-04-27 21:48:08

Spilling the hot deets of your Reg day at the pregame

2017-04-27 21:25:53

Can't stop won't stop

2017-04-27 21:19:41

2017-04-27 21:15:14

when you try to push a pull door in crerar

2017-04-27 20:30:57

tag an individual whomst lives the life of the mind

2017-04-27 20:22:48

sad reacts only

2017-04-27 18:45:09

Trying to use classes from high school to fill our Core requirements

2017-04-27 18:02:31

only real uchicago shitposters™ will get this one

2017-04-27 16:41:32

a moment of silence

2017-04-27 16:24:15

"For those of you who are curious about hookup culture at UChicago, this is, like, the most accurate picture it's possible to draw"

2017-04-27 16:04:36

I'm looking at you, Bartlett 👀👀👀👀

2017-04-27 15:45:09

tag a friend in mcnulty core bio

2017-04-27 14:10:20

Me trying to console myself after writing a 50 page BA and still not being able to find a job

2017-04-27 13:10:37

sad commie reacts only

2017-04-27 12:43:18

tag a uchicabro in your life

2017-04-27 12:14:33

2017-04-27 11:22:49

Chemical reacts only

2017-04-26 21:01:17

Happy midterms week

2017-04-26 20:22:54

Me, an intellectual, talking to you about why the poor should starve.

2017-04-26 18:05:23

tag a burning bud still in H̶E̶L̶L̶ housing

2017-04-26 17:24:40

Thinking about a career in finance like

2017-04-26 17:10:00

"For those of you who are curious about hookup culture at UChicago, this is, like, the most accurate pictures it's possible to draw"

2017-04-26 15:30:56

"When bae says they want to spice things up in the bedroom" -Steve

whose mans

2017-04-26 13:36:08

tag a friend who needs to tone it down on wednesday evenings

2017-04-26 03:15:56

when everything is going 2 shit academically & personally but u remember that u a gay & that this campus is hella gay

2017-04-26 00:21:21

One must imagine the UChicago student happy

2017-04-25 21:26:38

Dating at UChicago

2017-04-25 19:21:04

tag an IOP kid

2017-04-25 14:03:46

2017-04-25 12:27:03

Fly the alumni skies

2017-04-25 11:54:14

When you take what you learned in college and apply it in the real world

(Overseen at 48th and Madison, Manhattan on April 25th, when all you need is a light jacket, not Canada Goose)

2017-04-25 11:29:21

Trying to make new friends outside of UChicago

2017-04-25 11:00:05

Please raise your hand if you're feeling pretty damn personally attacked by Claudia Macaluso's ECON 203 midterm

2017-04-25 10:05:51

when you read the emails about hutch swipes and gender neutral bathrooms and it turns out the university admins actually made a positive change

2017-04-25 06:21:41

2017-04-24 23:21:49

expensive tuition reacts only

2017-04-24 22:19:46

tag an IOP careerist

2017-04-24 20:52:02

2017-04-24 20:15:17

Happy Midterm season

2017-04-24 19:44:10

Relevant.

2017-04-24 16:31:00

Roses are red,
We"ll always remember,

2017-04-24 15:59:57

Midterm reacts only.

2017-04-24 14:17:20

"For those of you who are curious about hookup culture at UChicago, this is, like, the most accurate picture it's possible to draw."

2017-04-24 14:15:23

2017-04-24 13:12:33

only REAL aramark kids will remember 🙌😤

2017-04-24 09:31:26

2017-04-24 04:48:59

cig reacts only

2017-04-24 00:00:32

real queer hours who up

2017-04-23 23:44:31

Coming Soon To A Garty Near You

2017-04-23 23:07:35

I got bored so garty edition

I tried twice to finish it but every time I did Lawful Good powerpoint crashed, which says something

2017-04-23 22:50:17

2017-04-23 20:47:29

godmanit John i just wanted the answers to the frickin midterm !!

2017-04-23 18:44:11

I dont care if brain memes are overdone im not gonna finish my lab report if I can't get this goddamn image out of my system

2017-04-23 14:19:29

Sad reacts only.

2017-04-23 13:40:40

Because having too many bonds causes one to lose focus, weakening their strongest wish, their greatest desire.

2017-04-23 12:40:01

wowee

2017-04-23 12:16:35

gays of uchicago d&d alignment chart

2017-04-23 10:59:50

When you catch bae cheating :'(

2017-04-23 10:57:15

tag a friend who's getting romance languages and LIT

2017-04-23 10:27:09

2017-04-23 10:06:28

When it's fifth week and someone asks how you're doing

2017-04-23 01:21:12

inspired by true events

2017-04-23 01:17:31

Trying to like the UChicago meme page but realizing it's UChicago

2017-04-22 23:04:33

Dont worry, I hate this one too.

2017-04-22 19:29:03

After the one "that kid" gives a long response to a very simple question about the reading

2017-04-22 18:36:00

Currently. @ all my fellow 4th years who are still strugglin

2017-04-22 17:12:46

The latest submission for Sexy Men of UChicago

2017-04-22 17:09:02

twitter memez

2017-04-22 15:52:42

Freshly hand drawn meme in impact and comic sans

2017-04-22 14:12:15

When they remember alumni weekend 😍

2017-04-22 14:08:49

2017-04-22 14:08:48

2017-04-22 13:42:00

tag me if I am the only ealc major at this school

2017-04-22 13:34:08

Tag your friend whomst lives in a nonexistent building

2017-04-22 11:31:38

When you didn't do the reading so just make up something on the spot.

2017-04-22 00:39:06

2017-04-22 00:05:10

here by popular demand, the history major starter pack

2017-04-21 20:41:06

my internet is down so this is the best i could do

2017-04-21 20:29:16

2017-04-21 20:14:02

tag your friend that won't shut up about honors analysis

2017-04-21 19:46:23

Pub Pol Starter Pack

2017-04-21 18:37:58

i made this instead of making the sociology one I've been waiting for all along

2017-04-21 18:36:32

Dining hall spring quarter aesthetic

2017-04-21 18:19:33

2017-04-21 18:19:32

2017-04-21 16:40:39

Sad reacts only

2017-04-21 16:31:04

2017-04-21 15:57:18

i'm expecting exactly 6 likes on this one

2017-04-21 15:13:54

2017-04-21 14:57:19

2017-04-21 14:36:22

i invite you to do better

2017-04-21 14:22:17

This is what nytimes is looking for right?

2017-04-21 13:48:43

when u can no longer find any relevant mechanisms online :~(

2017-04-21 13:46:28

v specific content for the other two of you out there

2017-04-21 13:10:47

real talk

2017-04-21 12:59:47

tag a socialist friend

2017-04-21 12:47:59

When you're taking Astrophysics for the Core and someone in your lab section says something weird

2017-04-21 12:43:37

tag a friend who would smoke this

2017-04-21 11:26:35

When ur ex begs for you back:

2017-04-21 11:18:44

4th week got me like

2017-04-21 11:08:42

When you tell yourself that you will finish your paper before the weekend but it's Friday afternoon and all you have written is your name and the title.

2017-04-21 10:18:18

2017-04-21 00:06:36

Goldman reacts only

2017-04-20 23:54:14

tag someone who got sexiled by a prospie

2017-04-20 23:24:34

2017-04-20 21:45:28

Three weeks people

2017-04-20 18:16:57

'I'm interested in South Asian culture and lit'

2017-04-20 16:19:39

when you're a STEM student in a humanities class

2017-04-20 15:57:42

#tbt

2017-04-20 15:14:04

talk dirty to me

2017-04-20 14:43:12

When you get hit on by an art history major

2017-04-20 13:01:51

farm-to-table reacts only

2017-04-20 10:01:24

when you make a cute playlist to send to your crush :')

2017-04-20 09:18:31

The true mark of a successful college meme page is when the other ones begin to take content. Griffin Michel

2017-04-19 21:25:03

2017-04-19 21:17:12

Why do guys looking for hookups at bar night all look like this?

2017-04-19 20:22:31

2017-04-19 17:42:11

2017-04-19 17:15:04

Nightmares

2017-04-19 16:36:10

sad reacts if the ex lib vending machine is currently out of red bull

2017-04-19 16:16:25

T R I G G E R E D

2017-04-19 16:06:46

A pictorial summary of what UChicago does to your social life

2017-04-19 14:40:55

2017-04-19 13:42:58

2017-04-19 12:57:58

raise your hand if you've been personally victimized by the north wind tunnel

2017-04-19 12:05:54

Tag your friends who are obsessed with their GPA

2017-04-19 11:34:20

when econ kids claim the central pillar of the free market is voluntary exchange

2017-04-19 10:31:02

I got called out on the Princeton memepage.

2017-04-19 00:56:40

"uchicago has the brightest students in the world"

2017-04-19 00:46:36

You want niche content?

2017-04-19 00:26:46

ur move, goldman

2017-04-18 23:21:20

market oversaturation reacts only

2017-04-18 23:05:34

When you buy a box of franzia for just yourself

2017-04-18 22:56:59

tag your music major friend

2017-04-18 22:18:58

tag a prospie

2017-04-18 21:49:29

4th Week.

2017-04-18 21:45:35

React to this post to help me collect data to estimate the multinomial distribution of meme-related reactions.

2017-04-18 21:40:06

Walking into a single in North like:

2017-04-18 21:01:42

2017-04-18 21:00:59

I forgot "incessant crying" as one of them, but here's to all the bio majors out there. Also that C+ comment is from a real email I got. Sad reacts only for my low GPA lol

2017-04-18 20:25:54

2017-04-18 18:54:01

2017-04-18 18:47:53

time for some very niche starter pack content

2017-04-18 18:34:54

sad-ellite dorm reacts only

2017-04-18 17:57:24

Ok the White House internship part might not be so accurate for a lot of people anymore but still...

2017-04-18 16:51:30

uchigays be like

2017-04-18 16:09:15

A professor's response to a student claiming that the test covered material not in the textbook

2017-04-18 15:56:24

2017-04-18 15:52:16

What the UChicago Study Abroad Office thinks the world looks like

2017-04-18 15:28:43

HIT THAT LIKE BUTTON IF YOU TRYNA GET CSILLY

2017-04-18 14:48:18

i live in deep fear of this every day

2017-04-18 14:44:34

-1 for presentation but idgaf

2017-04-18 14:36:44

2017-04-18 12:46:10

tag that friend who always swipes you in

2017-04-18 11:00:49

*when your friend from New York finally opens up to you*

2017-04-18 00:32:42

Spotted in a weird Japanese reality show my house is watching for some reason

2017-04-17 20:43:24

2017-04-17 16:59:21

CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER

2017-04-17 16:56:37

2017-04-17 16:03:26

2017-04-17 13:16:57

tfw u met somebody cute at bar night but you don't rly remember their name or know if they're single

2017-04-17 13:11:34

me @ my prospies

2017-04-17 12:52:30

someone gotta kick off 4/20 week memes

2017-04-17 12:39:25

tag a frat star

2017-04-17 11:54:54

How an econ major gets by at UChicago Ryan Kuang

2017-04-17 11:26:37

tag that friend

2017-04-17 11:03:25

2017-04-17 10:56:41

:'(

2017-04-17 10:55:31

True story

2017-04-17 10:46:06

2017-04-17 01:54:23

when ur prof hands back a shit grade on something u thought u aced

2017-04-16 23:48:30

Relatable.

2017-04-16 22:16:04

I could be missing something obvious...

2017-04-16 22:03:48

2017-04-16 21:16:53

2017-04-16 21:09:11

2017-04-16 21:07:46

2017-04-16 21:06:49

when he asks you what your least favorite class is

2017-04-16 20:58:20

*Meets guy at barnight*
Me: Hi, I"m Sydney
Him: Hi, I"m an Econ Major
Me:???
Edit: lmao he thought

2017-04-16 20:55:35

2017-04-16 20:24:17

2017-04-16 18:30:01

cool.

tyvm to all our supporters

-mods

2017-04-16 17:47:30

Spiteful Memes for Censored Teens

2017-04-16 16:48:55

brainlets btfo

2017-04-16 13:50:57

when frats do philanthropy

2017-04-16 13:21:57

Tag your power-del friends

2017-04-16 13:21:31

tag a friend who took third quarter Hum

2017-04-16 13:16:44

when they talk about excellence in hotel management studies

2017-04-16 12:57:25

2017-04-15 21:32:23

2017-04-15 12:01:16

econ dept's gadsden flag:

2017-04-15 11:27:31

2017-04-15 07:58:33

When an english major goes to work in finance

2017-04-15 00:05:59

Spotted in Bartlett. It seems the study is in high demand.

2017-04-14 20:49:02

the good ol days

2017-04-14 20:41:38

2017-04-14 20:33:19

Martin Shkreli joining Uchicago memes for theoretical Midwest teens

2017-04-14 19:49:13

Every dorm room 'party'

2017-04-14 16:05:53

Approved by Matene

2017-04-14 16:00:43

2017-04-14 15:35:26

2017-04-14 13:12:17

2017-04-14 13:09:28

2017-04-14 12:04:23

tag a fuckboy

2017-04-14 11:15:32

2017-04-14 02:08:34

Its 2am and this is a repost but idc; viva la wall st.

2017-04-13 21:24:30

2017-04-13 20:59:14

Thoughts?

2017-04-13 17:42:00

2017-04-13 15:14:11

2017-04-13 14:52:21

2017-04-13 12:05:06

tag ur barista pal

2017-04-13 10:17:21

Stolen from the Cornell meme page.

2017-04-12 21:27:25

when u start paying attention again after zoning out in sosc for 5 minutes

2017-04-12 17:44:28

2017-04-12 17:26:13

alright who wants to cop

2017-04-12 16:25:26

Trying to avoid people with clipboards on the quad between the Reg and Hull Court like

2017-04-12 12:07:44

2017-04-12 01:01:29

Waking up to my fb notifications like

2017-04-12 00:20:35

2017-04-11 23:53:28

When Martin Shkreli sees a college-aged girl

2017-04-11 23:15:18

2017-04-11 23:12:42

2017-04-11 23:07:55

2017-04-11 23:07:55

2017-04-11 22:56:21

Please discuss

2017-04-11 22:25:53

Love reacts only

2017-04-11 22:22:17

"Shkreli fired back an elegant rebuttal, tweeting simply, "Suck a dick?" 😂😂😂😂😂

2017-04-11 22:09:00

2017-04-11 22:05:40

2017-04-11 21:33:10

low effort

2017-04-11 20:28:28

2017-04-11 19:39:43

2017-04-11 18:10:18

tag ur californian friend

2017-04-11 17:26:51

2017-04-11 16:54:34

2017-04-11 13:35:17

Pennathur, Anirudh. "UChicago Memes for Theoretical Midwest Teens." Facebook.com. https://www.facebook.com/groups/1485336121552709/permalink/1509727745780213/ (accessed April 11, 2017)

2017-04-11 13:31:29

2017-04-11 13:06:09

2017-04-11 13:05:39

2017-04-11 03:22:54

gradually coming out of being cooped up in ur room during winter quarter & having social interactions & seeing the sun again spring quarter like

2017-04-11 01:41:27

2017-04-11 01:14:41

2017-04-10 22:40:08

2017-04-10 22:11:21

2017-04-10 21:38:36

2017-04-10 20:07:21

2017-04-10 17:36:42

2017-04-10 16:48:27

When ur getting a free STI test on campus & they offer you free movie tickets for a date night if your significant other gets tested too

2017-04-10 13:03:50

When you see your crush in Mansueto but it's a quiet zone

2017-04-10 09:20:37

Tell the Ivies to finally see ...

2017-04-10 08:08:14

In sosc like

2017-04-09 23:02:12

Who wore it better? Prof. Janos Simon or Grandpa Lou Pickles from the Rugrats?

2017-04-09 21:38:42

When it's 3am and you're starting the second problem on your pset

2017-04-09 20:15:28

Yes it's a repost.

2017-04-09 18:02:37

Tag ur suffering 198 friends

    
Allen R. Sanderson

2017-04-09 15:11:14

2017-04-09 15:11:14

2017-04-09 11:25:40

2017-04-08 14:12:08

chem majors be like "yeah I play HVZ"

2017-04-07 20:33:50

tfw you started your final essay the night before it's due and turned it in at 4:49 pm but get a good grade anyway

2017-04-07 18:10:09

UChicago kids be like: I held a girl's hand today

2017-04-07 17:09:53

mfw when class of 2021 is a downgrade from 2020

2017-04-06 21:48:09

an oldie but a goodie

2017-04-06 15:32:21

Throwing a bone to my STEM majors who don't care about income.

2017-04-06 04:20:34

"what was your second choice school after uchicago?"
me:

2017-04-05 16:42:55

Me_irl

2017-04-05 16:11:03

RIP Chalk

2017-04-05 15:26:18

2017-04-05 13:13:39

2017-04-05 10:53:41

On the Genealogy of Morality

2017-04-05 10:47:23

when you run out of Maroon dollars and are too cheap to spend real money

2017-04-04 20:10:28

Desi child reacts only

2017-04-04 19:33:05

y'all after taking 198

2017-04-04 17:00:22

Dean's Whole Milk

2017-04-04 13:45:07

2017-04-04 12:46:28

you know who you are

2017-04-04 11:37:50

2017-04-04 07:14:06

2017-04-03 23:09:32

2017-04-03 18:39:57

when you go up one flight of cobb stairs

2017-04-03 14:12:24

When a northwestern kid hits u up

2017-04-02 20:00:32

Economic doctrines so destructive they aren't even taught at UChicago

2017-04-02 19:03:36

2017-04-02 15:23:19

2017-04-02 13:42:20

STEM classes @ me

2017-04-01 22:33:46

Life of the mind 👊 Life of the grind 💪

2017-04-01 16:33:44

Last day to return books reacts only

2017-04-01 16:16:49

2017-04-01 14:29:12

when bartlett staff asks you to grab the plate but the giant tablet menu thing is in the way

2017-04-01 00:17:10

DGH reacts only

2017-03-31 15:25:57

an oldie but a goodie

2017-03-31 14:49:43

2017-03-31 13:43:16

Man this drama is too mu🅱h.

2017-03-31 13:12:04

When you're in class with your second-hand books and see everyone start to pull out the new edition

2017-03-31 10:57:40

2017-03-30 21:43:56

@Lake Quad

2017-03-30 21:27:46

2017-03-30 19:01:58

get @ me ya dolts

    
Boyer, Dean
    
Dean Ellison

2017-03-30 18:42:29

Boyer bae reacts only

2017-03-30 14:56:02

angry reacts only

2017-03-30 00:57:09

2017-03-29 21:08:55

when the meme groups are feuding but people forget about the memes themselves

2017-03-29 08:36:11

UChicago kids be like

2017-03-28 23:58:08

AEPi approved!

2017-03-28 21:28:44

Tag your pre-med friends

2017-03-28 20:01:11

When you catch someone taking out your laundry even though you're just 2 minutes late

2017-03-28 20:00:07

2017-03-28 18:28:17

this is a blatant cry for help

2017-03-28 16:52:01

2017-03-28 16:44:49

when you're an econ major but she says she only dates athletes

2017-03-28 16:31:58

With preemptive apologies:

2017-03-28 15:17:14

Even though I'm gonna take it

2017-03-27 22:01:02

    
The Dun

2017-03-27 18:04:31

wk 1 bar night turn up with your copies in hand

2017-03-27 15:45:10

Chicago's Academic Timeline

2017-03-27 15:25:03

2017-03-27 15:09:19

2017-03-27 14:28:50

2017-03-27 12:47:35

2017-03-27 10:57:26

2017-03-26 22:56:20

2017-03-26 22:50:12

That one pretentious Horace Mann kid that was in your Hume section

2017-03-26 16:03:17

    
The Dun

2017-03-25 13:24:25

2017-03-24 23:14:23

2017-03-24 22:46:21

UChicago Crushes

2017-03-24 20:20:30

Dear Prof:
Attached is the digital copy of my final paper. I"ll submit the physical copy on Monday.

2017-03-24 16:12:30

"Going to uchicago and not majoring in Econ is like going to a steakhouse and not ordering a steak."

2017-03-24 15:33:55

2017-03-24 15:19:36

"I just think her teaching style matches me!"
-me to my advisor

2017-03-24 14:36:15

hitting the point of drunkenness where u begin contemplating ur future hangover, shitton of work, & life in general like

2017-03-24 14:12:00

2017-03-24 13:21:49

When you visit friends whose schools don't even break top 3.

2017-03-24 11:54:46

2017-03-23 16:02:17

2017-03-23 15:17:33

"That glorified high school" - Allen R. Sanderson

2017-03-22 22:31:25

"did you take self for sosc?"

2017-03-22 20:54:23

2017-03-22 15:59:59

2017-03-22 10:41:18

explaining to your high school friends why your spring break is only a week

2017-03-22 02:47:35

2017-03-22 02:43:11

on the daily grind

2017-03-22 02:38:47

When the Art core drops you with the B-.

2017-03-22 02:33:24

2017-03-22 01:51:45